Slim Chance by Jackie Rose

dad, though—he’s the best. He’s just so happy for us about this. It’s like he has a new reason to live or something….”
    Annie just wanted more details. “And what about the dress, and flowers, and…”
    “She’s only been engaged for a week, for chrissake,” Nicole interrupted.
    “Actually, I do have a few ideas,” I said, reaching into my bag. Thankfully, there’s an excellent magazine store in the lobby of the Kendra White building, so I’d already amassed quite a stack of reference materials. “ Martha Stewart Weddings, Bridal Guide, In Style Weddings, Bride —I can’t get enough! I swear, I’m going to keep them all in business this year!” I said, and put the stack on the table.
    Nicole rolled her eyes, but grabbed Martha Stewart Weddings before anyone else could. “What a hideous cake,” she said of the picture on the cover.
    “Oh, please!” shrieked Theo. “It’s fabulous! Marzipan is so hard to work with. You just don’t get it—it’s supposed to look like Wedgewood china. You know, you could do something like this, Evie.”
    “Let’s worry about the cake later,” I said wisely. “For now, let’s turn to the pages I’ve marked for bridesmaids’ dresses. Oh, you’re all going to be so gorgeous, I can’t wait!”
    “Do I get to be a bridesmaid?” Theo clapped his hands. “I’d look precious in that one—I have a flatter stomach than all of you!”
    “No, you idiot, you’re a groomsman,” said Kimby. “And don’t kid yourself, dear. My stomach is flatter than yours.”

4
    T he scale doesn’t lie— three bloody weeks and not a single pound gone. I stared down in horror at the number between my big toes. Even if I held my boobs up—nothing. I’ve almost completely cut out chocolate, and for what? Damn. But I suppose just not gaining any weight could be seen as a relative success. It’s been hell at work, after all. Hell. And we’ve had so many dinners out, with everyone wanting to celebrate and all that. So just getting on the scale right now was pretty brave in the first place, I think.
    But now I cannot hide from the painful truth any longer: I officially had forty pounds to lose by August 18, our wedding day. Make that June 18—two months before the wedding, if I wanted to have my alterations done in time. I glanced down at the scale again. So let’s see, that gives me…about nine months. Plenty of time. But what about The Dress? How can I buy The Dress anytime soon in this state? They’ll be able to take it in, thank God for that, but I’ve at least got to be able to go dress shopping without feeling like a cow. That settles it. Starting today, I’ve got to get serious….
    “Evie?” Bruce was knocking on the door. “I need the bathroom.”
    “Get away!” I barked, and jumped down off the scale.
    “What’s the matter?”
    “Nothing. I’m not ready yet.”
    “Are you on that damn scale again? You’ve been in there for forty-five minutes. I’ve got to take a shower. I’m gonna be late.”
    I hid the scale back behind the cabinet. He’d kill me if he saw it out again. I put on my bathrobe, opened the door and swept past him in a fury. “You know, you could give me some privacy once in a while,” I yelled back at him. But he just slammed the door.
    Later, when I was blow-drying my hair, he sat down on the bed beside me. “What?” I asked.
    “I’m throwing it out.”
    “No you’re not,” I informed him, and turned the dryer back on.
    He pulled the plug out of the wall. “Yes I am. I can’t go through this again.”
    “ You can’t? What about me? I’m the pork chop…”
    “Evie, you’re not fat and I’m throwing that scale out. I can see it in your eyes. You’re going to get crazy again.”
    “But what if I promise not to?” I asked sweetly, and plugged the dryer back in. But he grabbed it out of my hand.
    “You can’t promise something like that. You know what happens to you…”
    “What’s that supposed to mean?” I