challenge was to be the first to spot a purple hang glider.
âThereâs one,â I murmured, in case Dad, wherever he was now, could hear me. I was sure that sometimes he could, though I never told anyone so.
Jack, Pantelli and I were close enough to the couple to overhear them.
âNow, Mr. Lake, youâve had your lessons. Paid your money for our world-class, expert instruction in hang gliding. Hereâs your chance to try it for real â to make like an eagle. Câmon, Iâll be beside you all the time.â
The man sighed. âI dunno, Tiffany. My therapist says I should be adventurous. Then Iâd loosen up, she says. Iâd stop fretting about the office. But Iâm scared.â The man turned away from the hang glider and gripped his ample tummy as if he were afraid of losing it. Or, at least, of losing its contents. âMaybe some of us werenât intended to be adventurous.â
âThat poor guy,â Jack commented in a low voice. âWhy doesnât he just try jogging? You donât go straight into extreme sports if youâve led a chair-bound office existence.â
Behind us, in the woods, pine needles crackled. I glanced round â in time to see Itchy hurriedly withdraw among the fir trees.
âThere he is again!â I exclaimed.
Glimpsing Itchyâs carrot-top, Jack jumped up. âWhatâs the idea of spying on people?â he shouted at Itchy. âAnd whatâs with the reckless hang gliding? You have some things to answer for, buddy!â
Itchy cast a frightened glance back. He protested, âItâs not my fault!â and dodged behind a fir.
By sheer force of repetition, Itchy was starting to convince me. Maybe he hadnât wanted to fly the hang glider. Maybe someone had pressured him into it, on a bet, say. Itchy didnât seem like the type who would stand up for himself. He was as cowardly as my cat, Wilfred (though certainly not as cuddly).
âJack, Iâm not sure heâs spying,â I said. âHiding is more like it.â
Nevertheless, Jack was in he-man, protective mode. âIâm going to question this guy,â he announced darkly and sprinted after Itchy.
âCool,â breathed Pantelli. âMaybe heâll punch Itchy out. Remember when Jack punched out the thief on opening night of The Moonstone ?â
âAh, yes,â I said. âA most satisfying moment.â The thwack ! of Jackâs fist had echoed round the theater. The thief had deserved it: a true creep.
I didnât think Itchy was a creep. A whiner, a complainer and a klutz, maybe. But whatever he was up to, he wasnât happy about it. Not like a creep would be.
âNo violence, please, Jack!â I yelled.
Down the tunnel of Douglas firs, Jack paused to glare back at me. âIâm not a violent person, Dinah,â he yelled back. âIâm gentle. I believe in compromise. I reason with people.â
Itchy took the opportunity to pause too â for a good scratch up and down his arms.
Mr. Lake and his instructor were staring after Jack, the hang-gliding lesson momentarily forgotten. âWhat is this,â Mr. Lake demanded crossly, âan outdoor loony bin? My therapist told me to de-stress, not re-stress.â
In a cunning move, Itchy darted out of the woods. He raced toward the hang glider.
âRock, what are you doing?â the instructor shouted.
Another guy named Rock!? I thought.
The instructor began flipping her long blond hair about in agitation. âIâm really sorry,â she told Mr. Lake. âThis isnât part of the Grouse High Spirits Hang Gliding program.â
Itchy bent, grabbed one of two sets of straps attached to the hang gliderâs long, horizontal metal bar. He snapped at no one in particular, âThatâs the story of my life. Iâm never with the program.â He buckled the straps around his waist. Mr. Lake stepped back in
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