eat.â
âBut how can he be ⦠a Queen?â Winston imagined he was getting entangled in Dickieâs double entendres.
âWell, thatâs a funny story, actually. He had a neighbour, some frumpy tragedy named Mrs. Claribel Spivakâthat was her name, honest to Godâwho won a few years ago, before when it was on the radio only. It was the usual miserable story: flat broke, brats and bills and a loser of a husband who drank away their money and got rough when things didnât go his way. Maybe she had goiter and gallstones too, I canât remember. Anyway.â
Dickie was enjoying drawing out the details, Winston could see. He had grown animated once again as he recalled the dregs of this womanâs marriage, creating cartoon pantomimes of the feckless husband guzzling from a bottle and children bawling in feverish rages. They walked in halting steps along Hastings Street, Dickie stopping now and again to look in windows of ladies wear shops and jewellery stores or else pausing to emphasize an element of the La Contessa biography.
âThe applause-o-meter was loudest after she trotted out her disasters, and so Mrs. Spivak got the grand prize. Must have been a slow week, I suppose. A few weeks later some ancient American relic who was a Queen in 1948 or something wrote to her and said she was eligible to join their special Club. Mrs. Spivak didnât read so well and brought the letter to the Contessa. He explained it to her and offered to write back and see what benefits Spivak might get from belonging.â Dickie slowed his pace and looked directly at Winston. âBut thenâand hereâs the kickerâMr.-Spivak-the-boozer sold her things and abandoned his Queen of Misery. She couldnât even make the rent and did a midnight move herself, kids in tow. The Contessa wrote back anyway and decided to play at being Mrs. Claribel Spivak for a while, sort of a member by proxy. He was even the Clubâs Treasurer for a year. He sent a photograph of his mother to them after they asked for a memento for their scrapbook. Now, I think that when sheâs had a few too many, the Contessaâs living through a little Club luncheon in her mind.â
âThatâs incredible. You gentlemen have lived so much more than I.â Winston felt as though he should say so, but he wasnât entirely convinced.
As Winston reached familiar sights at Granville Street, he felt himself being comforted by the sight of traffic, lights, and occasional after-hours revelers. The scarlet scallop promoting SHELL oil was radiant, a beacon that served no purpose other than announcing its being at the very centre of things. The clock faces below, glowing hotly, warned latecomers in four directions. Winston was tired out. He realized that at his advanced age his taste for adventure had diminished. Not that heâd been much of a rebel when he was young. Still, an evening spent in the company of those eccentric men would become valuable, a curio for Alberta and something he could recall fondly whenever he chose. It was like nothing he had ever done before.
âHere you are, Mr. Wilson.â Dickieâs upturned palms meant â Voilà .â
Winston slowly surveyed his hotel, ground floor to roofline. âWell. That was quite an experience, Dickie. I can honestly say I have never occupied an evening quite this way.â
âI aim to please, you know.â Dickie had to speak more loudly than usual because heâd stepped back from the hotelâs main doors. âI have the feeling weâll be seeing you soon. Ta-ta.â Dickie turned away without the flourish Winston had come to expect. Winston watched until he disappeared around a corner, and then walked inside the brightly lit lobby. With a start, Dickieâs exclamation Iâve got a sight you do not want to miss , came to mind. The Port-Land could not have been the promised sight, Winston imagined. Perhaps
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