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                            hippâd Prospertine
Iâm ovrly fond of the weeds where your street crosses
       my own   your original rigor pasted and pretty
                                   as barbiturates
ride
isobars of clutching muscle
              that on odd days
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ferry us to orgasm.
FUTURE HAPPY BUDDHA
vs Fake Kenny Rogers Head
D.J. Huppatz
Some people hang these crystals in their homes and cars.
This is called a cobra hood, you can do it silently.
MySpace, yes, Kenny and the Elephants, but who cares?
So these beads are pretty too.
Iâm great and
Iâm really interested to know you, FUTURE HAPPY BUDDHA.
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A zinc finger homeobox transcription factor
acting late in neuronal differentiation:
fake Kenny Rogers Head. Macrobiotic, of course.
So if I was to dig up all these rocks,
I would find dirt on the bottom?
No, just fake Kenny Rogers Heads. All the way down.
The Frequency of God
Mark William Jackson
At a trash ânâ treasure market,
in an average town,
an old radio
encased in bakelite.
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Plugged in and
waiting for the valves to warm
I took to the dial with a frothing sense of urgency,
twisting past horse races and rock and roll,
past right-wing commentary,
            searching for the frequency of God,
long lost in digital audio,
            sure to be found
in the silver soldered
magic of a romanticised time.
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            And there
at the end
of the amplitude modulated band,
                        megahertz away from any generic noise,
            a perfect silence.
Miracle on Blue Mouse Street, Dublin
John Jenkins
for Leo Cullen who said: âOnce Celtic tiger Ireland; now no teeth!â
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In a doorway from the rain, on Blue Mouse Street,
he was shouting âMiracles! More miracles to come!â
The old beggar with the battered suitcase said,
âYes, I am sure there will be one for you.â
So I walked over, closer to his sign, which said:
Miracles For Sale! Compact and Portable!
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He spoke conspiratorially when he saw my coins.
âCome closer,â he said. âTo me, you look a little
worried, as if lacking air, or joie de vivre,
but are lucky anyway. Because I see my suitcase
is going to open for you, and believe that a miracle
might well come out of my suitcase. And I look forward
to knowing how this suitcase miracle will manifest
itself, as I am quite certain now that it will!
Now listen,â he said, âand donât miss out.â
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He took a plastic comb, held it to his mouth
and hummed and wheezed dreadfully through it.
âThat tune is called âOur Happinessâ,â he said.
It made all the sparrows shake up from the trees.
And made small children run and cry, and the rain fall much harder.
He smiled, twirled and did a little hop and broken dance.
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âI love my life,â he said. âI love selling hope and miracles out here
in the rain, to all the passers-by on Blue Mouse Street.
Look,â he said, âI have a pocket full of holes. These are my âloopholesâ,
and I pay no tax.â And he pulled his pockets inside out, and showed me.
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âI had a pocket full of hope once, but hope or fine illusions,
or any sort of negotiable miracle, all being invisible,
weigh less than a suitcase I carry for a rainy day like this one,
always hoping for a miracle to manifest, for my paying public.
Look!â And I imagined I saw us both standing
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