said.
âThanks.â I looked down at my chest. My body didnât seem all that human anymore. I tried to look into my mind, to see if it was human. As far as I could tell, it hadnât changed. But Iâd never really spent any time trying to look at my own mind.
âIâll talk to you tomorrow,â he said. He reached out his hand toward me.
My own hand shot out.
âOuch! My wrist. I just wanted to shake hands.â
âSorry.â I let go. Man, these reflexes were fast. I thanked him again, put my shirt on, then headed downstairs and out of the house.
Bud was standing on the sidewalk.
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Fifteen
TROUBLE BY THE YARD
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âWhat were you doing in there?â he asked, looking hurt.
âThe nerdâI mean Normanâwas helping me with something,â I told him.
âI shouldnât even talk to you,â he said. âRunning off without me. I shouldnât have bothered following you. Iâve been waiting out here for hours.â
âSorry. But I really needed his help.â
âWhat with?â he asked.
âIâm turning into a bug,â I told him. âThose bugs that bit meâyou know, in the cereal box. Theyâre mimic beetles. That means they copy other things. So, with them biting me, that must mean Iâm copying them. Or maybe Iâm copying all kinds of bugs. I didnât really understand that part. But the green goo made them change.â
âSo you think youâre a bug,â Bud said.
âYeah. I mean, I know I am.â It felt good to share my problem with him.
Bud laughed. âIs this part of your act for the talent show? Itâs pretty good. Bugs are funny. Tell me some more.â
âNo. Iâm serious. Iâm a bug.â I pulled up the front of my shirt. âLook. Bug hairs.â
Bud grinned. âMan. That is a good one. Youâll be a real hit at the show.â He slapped me on the back and laughed some more.
I gave up trying to convince him. But I had a funny feeling that sooner or later, heâd believe me. Unless Norman could figure out how to help me change back.
We walked a bit moreâthen Bud said, âJust donât go running off somewhere without me again. Okay? It doesnât feel good to get ditched like that.â
âOkay. Sorry.â
âNo problem.â
Thwack! He smacked me on the back of the head. I wondered why I didnât grab his arm like Iâd done with Norman. Maybe because he was my brother. That made sense. Like how an ant wonât attack another ant from the same hill. Iâd seen that on TV.
âLetâs cut over this way,â Bud said, pointing to Mr. Terranovaâs house. We were a couple blocks away from home, but we could get right there by going across Mr. Terranovaâs yard and then up the hill behind our house.
âSure.â That wasnât a problem. He was a friend of my dadâs and he didnât care if we walked on his property. I just didnât want to run into him, because he liked to talk. I mean, he liked to talk a whole lot, and he never talked about anything interesting. So I checked the porch to make sure he wasnât there. Then I followed Bud.
The first couple of steps, I didnât notice anything wrong. But about halfway along the front yard, I started to feel wobbly. Then I stopped right where I was.
âOh no,â I said when I noticed what was at the edge of the lawn.
âWhatâs wrong?â Bud asked.
I stared at the little paper flag on the stick. I knew what it was. Thatâs what they put on a yard after itâs been sprayed. There was stuff on the lawn to kill the weeds. And to kill bugs.
Wow. I felt really dizzy. I took a step backwards. I knew I had to get off the grass fast.
âHey, look whoâs here,â Mr. Terranova said, pushing open his screen door and stepping onto the porch. âI thought I heard voices.â
âHi,â Bud
Jack L. Chalker
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