said they'd got a better kind of magic in the Empire I thought â I thought . . .'
The imp looked at him expectantly. Rincewind cursed to himself.
'Well, if you must know, I thought he didn't mean magic. Not as such.'
'What else is there, then?'
Rincewind began to feel really wretched. 'I don't know,' he said. 'A better way of doing things, I suppose. Something with a bit of sense in it. Harnessing â harnessing the lightning, or something.'
The imp gave him a kind but pitying look.
'Lightning is the spears hurled by the thunder giants when they fight,' it said gently. 'Established meteorological fact. You can't harness it.'
'I know,' said Rincewind miserably. 'That's the flaw in the argument, of course.'
The imp nodded, and disappeared into the depths of the iconograph. A few moments later Rincewind smelled bacon frying. He waited until his stomach couldn't stand the strain any more, and rapped on the box. The imp reappeared.
'I've been thinking about what you said,' it said before Rincewind could open his mouth. 'And even if you could get a harness on it, how could you get it to pull a cart?'
'What the hell are you talking about?'
'Lightning. It just goes up and down. You'd want it to go along, not up and down. Anyway, it'd probably burn through the harness.'
'I don't care about the lightning! How can I think on an empty stomach?'
'Eat something, then. That's logic.'
'How? Every time I move that damn box flexes its hinges at me!'
The Luggage, on cue, gaped widely.
'See?'
'It's not trying to bite you,' said the imp. 'There's food in there. You're no use to it starved.'
Rincewind peered into the dark recesses of the Luggage. There were indeed, among the chaos of boxes and bags of gold, several bottles and packages in oiled paper. He gave a cynical laugh, mooched around the abandoned jetty until he found a piece of wood about the right length, wedged it as politely as possible in the gap between the lid and the box, and pulled out one of the flat packages.
It held biscuits that turned out to be as hard as diamond-wood.
' âloody 'ell,' he muttered, nursing his teeth.
'Captain Eightpanther's Travellers' Digestives, them,' said the imp from the doorway to his box. 'Saved many a life at sea, they have.'
'Oh, sure. Do you use them as a raft, or just throw them to the sharks and sort of watch them sink? What's in the bottles? Poison?'
'Water.'
'But there's water everywhere! Why'd he want to bring water?'
'Trust.'
'Trust?'
'Yes. That's what he didn't, the water here. See?'
Rincewind opened a bottle. The liquid inside might have been water. It had a flat, empty flavour, with no trace of life. 'Neither taste nor smell,' he grumbled.
The Luggage gave a little creak, attracting his attention. With a lazy air of calculated menace it shut its lid slowly, grinding Rincewind's impromptu wedge like a dry loaf.
'All right, all right,' he said. 'I'm thinking.'
Ymor's headquarters were in the Leaning Tower at the junction of Rime Street and Frost Alley. At midnight the solitary guard leaning in the shadows looked up at the conjoining planets and wondered idly what change in his fortunes they might herald.
There was the faintest of sounds, as of a gnat yawning.
The guard glanced down the deserted street, and now caught the glimmer of moonlight on something lying in the mud a few yards away. He picked it up. The lunar light gleamed on gold, and his intake of breath was almost loud enough to echo down the alleyway.
There was a slight sound again, and another coin rolled into the gutter on the other side of the street.
By the time he had picked it up there was another one, a little way off and still spinning. Gold was, he remembered, said to be formed from the crystallized light of stars. Until now he had never believed it to be true, that something as heavy as gold could fall naturally from the sky.
As he drew level with the opposite alley mouth some more fell. It was still in its bag, there was an
The imp looked at him expectantly. Rincewind cursed to himself.
'Well, if you must know, I thought he didn't mean magic. Not as such.'
'What else is there, then?'
Rincewind began to feel really wretched. 'I don't know,' he said. 'A better way of doing things, I suppose. Something with a bit of sense in it. Harnessing â harnessing the lightning, or something.'
The imp gave him a kind but pitying look.
'Lightning is the spears hurled by the thunder giants when they fight,' it said gently. 'Established meteorological fact. You can't harness it.'
'I know,' said Rincewind miserably. 'That's the flaw in the argument, of course.'
The imp nodded, and disappeared into the depths of the iconograph. A few moments later Rincewind smelled bacon frying. He waited until his stomach couldn't stand the strain any more, and rapped on the box. The imp reappeared.
'I've been thinking about what you said,' it said before Rincewind could open his mouth. 'And even if you could get a harness on it, how could you get it to pull a cart?'
'What the hell are you talking about?'
'Lightning. It just goes up and down. You'd want it to go along, not up and down. Anyway, it'd probably burn through the harness.'
'I don't care about the lightning! How can I think on an empty stomach?'
'Eat something, then. That's logic.'
'How? Every time I move that damn box flexes its hinges at me!'
The Luggage, on cue, gaped widely.
'See?'
'It's not trying to bite you,' said the imp. 'There's food in there. You're no use to it starved.'
Rincewind peered into the dark recesses of the Luggage. There were indeed, among the chaos of boxes and bags of gold, several bottles and packages in oiled paper. He gave a cynical laugh, mooched around the abandoned jetty until he found a piece of wood about the right length, wedged it as politely as possible in the gap between the lid and the box, and pulled out one of the flat packages.
It held biscuits that turned out to be as hard as diamond-wood.
' âloody 'ell,' he muttered, nursing his teeth.
'Captain Eightpanther's Travellers' Digestives, them,' said the imp from the doorway to his box. 'Saved many a life at sea, they have.'
'Oh, sure. Do you use them as a raft, or just throw them to the sharks and sort of watch them sink? What's in the bottles? Poison?'
'Water.'
'But there's water everywhere! Why'd he want to bring water?'
'Trust.'
'Trust?'
'Yes. That's what he didn't, the water here. See?'
Rincewind opened a bottle. The liquid inside might have been water. It had a flat, empty flavour, with no trace of life. 'Neither taste nor smell,' he grumbled.
The Luggage gave a little creak, attracting his attention. With a lazy air of calculated menace it shut its lid slowly, grinding Rincewind's impromptu wedge like a dry loaf.
'All right, all right,' he said. 'I'm thinking.'
Ymor's headquarters were in the Leaning Tower at the junction of Rime Street and Frost Alley. At midnight the solitary guard leaning in the shadows looked up at the conjoining planets and wondered idly what change in his fortunes they might herald.
There was the faintest of sounds, as of a gnat yawning.
The guard glanced down the deserted street, and now caught the glimmer of moonlight on something lying in the mud a few yards away. He picked it up. The lunar light gleamed on gold, and his intake of breath was almost loud enough to echo down the alleyway.
There was a slight sound again, and another coin rolled into the gutter on the other side of the street.
By the time he had picked it up there was another one, a little way off and still spinning. Gold was, he remembered, said to be formed from the crystallized light of stars. Until now he had never believed it to be true, that something as heavy as gold could fall naturally from the sky.
As he drew level with the opposite alley mouth some more fell. It was still in its bag, there was an
Similar Books
