heâs watching. Maybe someone there will know him.â
âAnd how do you intend to find him, or them?â
âIf heâs there heâll find me. If not, thereâs only one way to get his attention.â
âBe serious.â
âI have to win the Gumball.â The Weis shook his head. âOkay, maybe not win, â I said, âbut I can come closeâ¦maybe.â
âAnd this is a real race?â
âNot officially, but a lot of people treat it like one.â
âWhere was the last one?â
âNew York to L.A.â
âAnd the one before that?â
âLondon to Russia and back, via Sweden.â
âAnd this one?â
âSan Fran to Miami.â
âBut what are the rules?â
âThe entry form says itâs not a race, but I think thatâs so it doesnât get shut down by the police.â
âHas there ever been an accident? Anyone killed?â
âI searched online for âGumball death.â Didnât find anything.â
âWhyâs the route always different?â
âMaybe no one will have them back.â
âAliray, there have to be rules.â
âMaybe itâs like the real Cannonball back in the day. The only rule isââ
ââthere are no rules.â We both paused.
âSoââI leaned forwardââwill you come with me?â
âThis sounds pretty dangerous.â
âButââ
âNo.â
âNoâ¦but youâll think about it?â
âDudeâ¦no.â
I couldnât believe my closest friendâthe only person I knew with actual racing experience, the person whoâd taught me to drive, the one person Iâd let drive my car although he terrified me every time he took the wheelâwould let me risk my life without him there to mitigate my paying the final price.
âAliray,â said The Weis, using the nickname given to me by his mother and now used by all my closest friends, âthis sounds really, really dangerous.â
I smiled faintly. âIâm pretty sure Iâve got eight lives left.â
The Weis frowned quizzically. I tapped my chest in reference to the two lung tests Iâd taken since 9/11. He nodded.
âActually, The Weis, it might be seven.â
âSeven?â
âThe Manhattan lap leaves me seven, which means one dumb mistake for each of the five days of the rally, and two left overâ¦just in case.â
âI love you, Aliray, but you canât guilt me into thisââ
âDonât worry, Iâll find someone else.â
ââbut Iâll help you prep the carâ¦whatever it takes.â
CHAPTER 5
The Worldâs Best Bad Idea of All Time
DECEMBER 2002
We are all subject to natureâs forces, as are our creations. Thin air affects a mountain climberâs lungs, depriving him of oxygen and slowing his reactionsâjust as Coloradoâs high altitude necessitates carsâ fuel systems to run different mixtures. Marathoners train and run differently in extreme heat and coldâjust as the air temperature through an engineâs intake changes its performance. Beachgoers wear sandals, hikers boots, and were they to trade, passersby would laugh and point. Summer tires skid in snow, and winter tires are unsafe on hot days. People require food and water, cars fuel, water, lubricant, and brake fluid.
All things must adapt to their conditions in order to thrive, function, and survive, and strict adherence to regimen is the difference between modesty and excellence. Only athletes trained from youth through physical maturity will be ready to perform bestâand winâduring their prime years. Only a car properly broken in, maintained, and driven will reach its optimal performance and remain reliable over the long term.
My fatherâs 1987 Porsche 911, which in late 2000 Iâd bought back virtually undriven from the film
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