The Flying Troutmans

The Flying Troutmans by Miriam Toews

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Authors: Miriam Toews
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serious, right! said Thebes. This kid is driving me crazy, trust me. We’re taking him to a, like a, like an al-Qaeda training camp, but not really. It’s one of those boot camps for—
    I grabbed the phone out of her hand and said hello. There was silence on the other end. Whoever Thebes had been talking to had hung up. Should I call back? I asked Logan.
    No, don’t bother, he said, it won’t make any difference. They’ll figure it out.
    I called Thebes’s school and told the secretary that we were going on a road trip so Thebes wouldn’t be there for a week or so. The woman said Thebes was a great student and it wouldn’t make any difference.
    Is this Min? asked the woman.
    No, I said. This is Min’s sister.
    Oh, said the woman, is everything okay at home?
    Mostly, I said. More or less. The woman said she hoped we had a great time. Well, thank you! I said.
    Yeah, um…, she said.
    Is there a problem? I asked her.
    No, no, no, she said, there’s not a problem. It’s just that Thebes, you know…well, she regrets being born.
    What? I said. What do you mean?
    She said it again, today, said the woman.
    Today? I thought. After her hyper, jazzed-up start in the morning?
    She doesn’t want anybody to know, said the woman. Particularly her mother. She doesn’t want to worry her.
    Yeah, I said.
    The woman asked me if I knew that Thebes had written something on the girls’ bathroom wall in indelible ink.
    No, I said, I didn’t know that. I looked at Thebes. She was stuffing coloured construction paper into a backpack. What did she write? I whispered.
    The woman said Thebes had written, Wanna do a walk-around in dreamtime, gonna seek my old bush soul.
    That’s what she wrote on the bathroom wall?
    Mmmm, yeah, said the woman. She had to paint over it because the custodian couldn’t get it off with soap.
    Okay, I said, well, thanks for letting me know. Thebes had finished filling her backpack with paper and was drawing something on her foot. I hung up and told Thebes that everything was cool at her school. They’ll miss you, though, I said.
    Oh, they don’t care, Thebes said. We don’t do anything in June anyway except clean up and have talking circles and go on lame field trips to the mint and I always have to be partners with Rajbeer because he’s new and shy and my teacher pretends that he needs me instead of admitting the truth, which is that nobody else wants to be my partner. I don’t even think Rajbeer wants to be my partner but he’s forced to be. He doesn’t even think I’m a person.
    Logan put his arm around Thebes. It’s not easy being a girl, he said. Like you, he added.
    True dat, my brotha, said Thebes. She stopped drawing on her foot and wrapped her arms around his skinny waist.
    But, Thebie, he said, just remember you’re a little white kid. He rubbed her matted purple head. She snapped the elastic waistband of his boxers, which were foaming out around the top of his XXX pants. You don’t always have to talk like Chuck D, or whatever. In fact, I really wish you wouldn’t, especially on the road, like, in America. ’Cause that’ll be really embarrassing.
    Dawg, said Thebes, I gotta—
    Seriously, Thebie. You have to stop doing that.
    Oh, fine, said Thebes. She looked tired, a little deflated.

    I sat at the dining room table and drew a map of the universe as I knew it at that precise moment. The planet of Min, the planet of Cherkis, the stars of Thebes and Logan, vast and perilous milky distances in between. Enemy space stations in the form of foster homes and me as a UFO. Min didn’t want to see her kids. Min didn’t want to see me. Her kids wanted nothing more than to be with her. I wanted my sister back. Cherkis had wanted to be with his kids but Min had sent him packing. Min says she’ll kill herself if Cherkis takes the kids but now she seems to want to die

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