The Get Over
So itâs me, Bobo, Slice, and Little Willie sitting on the stoop talking. Mostly itâs Bobo, Slice, and Little Willie doing the talking and me just listening. The talk was stupid, about what girls they would mess with and what they would make them do if the girls were stupid enough to fall in love with them.
âIf a girl falls in love with you, it means sheâs weak,â Bobo, who was the oldest guy on the stoop, said. âIf sheâs strong, she ainât going to fall in love with nobody unless they rich. Thatâs why all those girls chasing football players and rap stars. You got the paper, you got the girl.â
âIf I make it big-time, Iâm just going to buy what I need straight out,â Little Willie said. âSome girl run up on me talking about some love and Iâm going to slap her upside her head, slap on her ass, and then pull out my checkbook and tell her exactly what I want and what Iâm willing to pay for it.â
âLove doesnât sound that bad to me,â I said.
âThatâs âcause youâre a punk to begin with,â Bobo said. âAinât that right, Slice?â
âYeah.â
âSteve Harmon, well-known punk with a camera, believes in love.â Bobo was on a roll. âWhat a girl need you for except a damned payday?â
âEspecially Steve,â Little Willie said. âLook at the way your ears stick out, man. You get caught in a strong wind and she ainât going to see you no more.â
âAnd what you doing outside your house, anyway?â Bobo asked. âYou got diaper rash or something, and you out here trying to cool it off?â
âSteve needs to sell that fancy camera he got and invest the money in strawberry blunts.â Little Willie turned his hat to the side of his head. âThat way he could be a banker. Did you know those guys down on Wall Street sniff their money when they take a break? You pile a bunch of money up like they got, and you can actually get high on it!â
âYou canât get high sniffing no money,â Bobo said.
âThat âcause youâve never had enough money to make a difference,â Little Willie shot back. âYou trying to rub two quarters together and get some altitude. You got to have millions and billions the way those suckers downtown got. They donât sell no Viagra down there, either. Now tell me what thatâs about!â
âYo, man, check out whoâs coming down the street,â Slice said. âArnold and JT.â
âArnold just came off a six-month bid for aggravated assault,â Bobo said. âHe was going to be his own lawyer. The woman assistant D.A. had him so confused, he was speaking in tongues and saying Hail Marys. My boy Owen was on trial with him, and he said the jury was cracking on him.â
âHey, whatâs going on?â Arnold is six three, almost six four, and lean.
âWhat you doing running the streets?â Bobo said. âI heard you had a steady three, and a cot over at Rikers.â
âThatâs yesterdayâs news and last weekâs blues,â Arnold said. âIâm back on the street, back on my feet, steady sliding and riding hard!â
âGo on with your bad self!â Bobo said. I saw him nudging Slice. âWhat you got going on, player?â
âMe and my boy here peeped a bank delivery yesterday,â Arnold said. âIt was definitely wrong. They got to be new on the gig. Itâs a stone get over and weâre thinking of making a play, but we got to get some backup.â
âWhat you mean?â Slice asked.
âCan I run with it?â Arnold asked, looking at all the dudes on the stoop.
âGo on, man.â
âWhoâs youngblood?â
âSteveâs okay,â Bobo said. âWhat you got?â
I felt my balls tighten up a little. Was he actually going to run his get over to
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