conspirator who led my poor little brother astray. To make him take the heat for whatâs shaping up to be an enormous catastrophe.
Of course, I canât. Tempting a target as he is, all Zak is guilty of is shooting off his mouth. Clayton ran off of his own free will. And I was the one who let him do it. At least I will be in my parentsâ eyes.
Good grief, if I had just let him go out to eat with Zak, maybe he would have stayed. All I was trying to do was the right thing. Thatâs all I ever try to do.
Zak walks alongside me, merrily whistling. I wonder if heâll ditch me the second we arrive at the convention or if heâll really help me find Clayton. If he does, Iâll owe him big time. I shudder, picturing myself wearing one of his war hats.
Zak suddenly reaches out and grabs my arm. Iâm creeped out until I realize heâs just guiding me around a water-filled hole in the sidewalk that I was too distracted to notice. When itâs clear Iâm not going to step in it, he removes his hand.
I shake my head. This guy has enough faults to fill an aircraft hangar. But heâs here with me now, looking for my brother. I guess that should count for something.
I remember how he accidentally dropped his towel in the hotel room and how I pretended I hadnât seen anything.
Lord, the first time I see one and it belongs to Duquette, of all people.
âSo what are these things like, Zak?â I ask, in an effort to dispel that mental image. âA bunch of people playing those war games?â
He smiles at me in an odd way. âThereâs a little more to it than that. And call me Duke.â
âOh, you guys also watch movies, right, Zak?â
His grin widens. âYouâll see. Here we are.â
The Olympic Convention Center lives up to its name;itâs the largest in the Pacific Northwest. Above the gaping entrance doors hangs a huge banner welcoming everyone to Washingcon. Below that, a towering painting of a cybernetic General George Washington mows down an army of zombie redcoats with what appears to be a coal-fired machine gun. Thereâs no one outside, probably due to the foul weather. With an elaborate bow, Zak ushers me inside.
Okay, maybe my impressions of a science fiction convention were based on Duquette and his friends. I knew thereâd be a lot of people here, but I was expecting something much more low-key.
I was not expecting a sixty-something woman dressed like Smurfette. Thatâs a lot of blue cleavage.
The lobby is huge, hung with giant banners of watershed moments in U.S. history, as portrayed by robots. Smaller, handmade signs, dot the walls:
CTHULHU FOR PRESIDENT: THIS TIME, WHY
CHOOSE THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS?
LEST WE FORGET: DONATE TO
THE RED SHIRT MEMORIAL FUND
REPRODUCE AND POPULATE THE EARTH
But the people . . . dear God. There must be over a hundred conventioneers there already, snaking out intwo long lines from the registration tables. Dozens of others mill around, talking, laughing, dueling with lightsabers. And many of them are in costume.
I recognize the octopus guy from Spider-Man, eating a doughnut with one hand and holding a soda with the other, a slice of pizza with the other, and a box of popcorn with the other. Thereâs one of those Doctor Who robot things, dispensing beer from a keg somehow mounted in its chest. Near the snack bar, a well-endowed woman has attracted a circle of admirers. Sheâs wearing a corset and not much else. I squint to see what is written or tattooed on her shoulders: BEAT ME UP, SCOTTY .
âImpressive sight, no?â Zak raises his eyebrows devilishly.
âItâs like something out of a Hieronymus Bosch painting.â
âUm . . . yeah, my thoughts exactly. Too bad we canât go to the masquerade tomorrow night, thatâs when you see the really impressive cosplayers.â
I look back at the crowd, wishing briefly that I could see what he meant by
Pete Dexter
Christine Feehan
Lisa McMann
Janet Dailey
Michael Connelly
Sheldon Siegel
William Meikle
Mark Abernethy
Iain Crichton Smith
Seraphina Donavan