âimpressive.â I notice a lot of the conventioneers are dressed almost normally, in T-shirts and jeans. I turn to ask Zak if he ever dresses up, but he has his back to me, waving at someone.
âHey, asshole! Asshole!â
Across the lobby, a man in a jumpsuit and huge white helmet waves at Zak.
âGo ask your friend if heâs seen Clayton,â I order.
Zak looks at me strangely. âI donât know that guy.â
âBut you just . . .â
He laughs. âOh, I see. No, heâs dressed like Major Asshole. You know, from Spaceballs ?â He looks at me expectantly, as if heâs not speaking total gibberish.
âZak, letâs go page Clayton, okay?â
âThey wonât page anyone here, unless itâs a desperate emergency.â
âBut Claytonâs just a kid.â
He shakes his head. âIt really pisses them off when people use the con as a babysitting service. If we tell them the truth, theyâre going to want to call your mom and dad.â
I picture my parents being summoned to pick us up in this madhouse.
âI see. Okay, so what do we do?â
âYou got a picture of him on that phone? I know a lot of people. Weâll ask around.â
I start to press forward, but he gently restrains me.
âWhoa. One does not simply walk into Washingcon.â
I think my angry glance startles him, because he quickly continues. âSeriously. They wonât let you into most of the venues without a badge.â He cocks a thumbat the registration table. âTell âem I sent you.â
I ignore his smug grin. âZak, thanks for . . .â
Heâs already distracted. âHey, Zoltan! I havenât seen you since Con-dumb!â
As Zak talks to a guy(?) in Joker makeup, I begin to have a panic attack. What if he accidentally-on-purpose wanders off? This thing was a big deal to him, after all. I donât like the idea of stumbling through this sea of semi-humanity, hopelessly trying to find Clayton.
I wait for him to say good-bye to his friend, all the while rehearsing my little speech about how important it is for him to stay focused. I touch his arm.
âZak?â
âYeah?â
And then, suddenly, I think of the perfect thing to say. I just pray I get the line right. âHelp me, Obi-Wan. Youâre my only hope.â
Zakâs face breaks into a grin. Not his usual cocky one, but a big, goofy, puppy-dog smile. Itâs somewhat of an improvement.
âGo register, Ana. Let me see what I can find out.â
I shake my head and join the line. Iâm surprised to see that the girl in front of me has a longbow strapped to her back. Itâs only when I see the picture of the flaming bird on her shirt that I make the connection. That one book, which has made archery suddenly seem cool. Unlike thisgirl, however, I actually know how to shoot one of those. I notice that this bow has been strung incorrectly. The string is about to slide off the wood.
The line moves quickly. Just before itâs her turn, I tap her arm. âExcuse me? I noticed you have a little problem there. If you like . . .â I reach out to adjust her bow.
She shoves my hand away. âHereâs an idea,â she snaps. âHow about you keep your hands to yourself?â She stares at me as I try to think of something to say, snorts, and then turns back to the registration table.
The logical, dominant side of me wants to dismiss her as a jerk, someone below my contempt. But I was only trying to help. I donât know what her problem is, but it just drove home the fact that I donât belong here.
But I can say that about a lot of places, canât I?
Itâs my turn. I shuffle forward.
âHey, donât let her get to you,â says a pleasant, female voice. The registrar is a girl about my age, very slender and pretty, dressed in a ragged T-shirt, with black lipstick and dangling earrings. And bald. Her head has
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