name?â she wrote.
Monica and Ozzie exchanged a glance.
âI told you,â Monica said. âEvery group needs a name.â
âWe talked about this before,â Ozzie said. âI think a name for the group is a great idea. Itâs justâI donât want some dopey, sissy name, you know?â
âI still donât think The Velvet Moondrops is dopey.â Monica pouted. She looked at Grace and then at Nora. Both girls dropped their eyes.
âIf we pick a name for the group,â Ozzie continued, âit has to be a really great one. Strong, you know? Determined. Sure of itself. Like us.â
âSo if you think of anything . . .â Monica sighed and closed the notebook. âAll right, rules are done for now.â
âOkay,â Ozzie said. âNow we share what we brought. Who wants to go first?â
âMe, of course.â Monica grinned, passing around a small plastic container. It was full of the chocolate-dipped pretzels she had made in the community kitchen that afternoon. Nora had smelled the melting chocolate in her room and come down, lured by the rich scent. She sat on one of the countertops, watching Monica dip the pretzels into the chocolate and then dust them with cocoa and crushed candy cane. Now everyone got four apiece. Nora ate three of them and then slipped the last one in her pocket for later.
Ozzie leaned forward as they finished eating. âOkay, Iâll go next. I only have two jokes tonight. But theyâre good ones.â She cleared her throat and threw back her shoulders. âSo once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks and served them to the husband andkids. The husband thought it would be fun to have the kids guess what they were eating.
ââIs it beef?â their daughter Mandy asked.
ââNope.â
ââIs it pork?â the son AJ asked.
ââNope.â
ââHeck, we donât know, Dad!â AJ exclaimed.
ââIâll give you a clue,â the dad said. âItâs what your mom sometimes calls me.â
ââSpit it out, AJ!â cried Mandy. âWeâre eating asshole!ââ
Ozzie and Monica screamed and fell over, and even Nora smiled wide and then covered her mouth, but Grace sat stoically, arms crossed.
âYou didnât think that was funny?â Ozzie asked, righting herself again and staring at Grace. âSeriously?â
âNo.â Grace bit her bottom lip.
âHow?â Ozzie demanded. âHow was that not funny?â
âI just donât think parents calling each other names like that in front of their kids is funny.â Grace shrugged and looked away. âWe have different senses of humor, I guess.â
âOh, for Christâs . . .â Ozzie began, but Monica reached out and tugged at her sleeve. Ozzie took a deep breath. âOkay, whatever. Iâm sorry if I of fend ed you.â She shook her head as she began rolling up her sleeves and then dropped her arms into her lap. âWell, thereâs no way I can tell the next joke, then. Itâs filthy.â
Nora waited, wondering if Ozzie would back down first or if it would be Grace. They were sitting across from each other in the circle, with no more than a foot of space between them. âWell, I donât have to tell it,â Ozzie said. She shrugged, clearlydisappointed. âItâs not a big deal. I did my thing.â She reached out and poked Nora in the shoe. âHow about you go next, Norster?â
Nora stared at her feet. She could feel something hot beneath the planes of her face, a slow spreading of blood under her cheeks. She wanted to read it. She knew it was a good one. Sheâd spent a long time selecting it last night, poring through her notebook for just this occasion. But she didnât move. What if they laughed? Or thought it was stupid? It
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