nose and eyes and ears, and it just smothered the life right out of me, which is when I woke up.
Realized as soon as I was awake that I haven’t seen or heard any birds in Blackrock. How sad!
Later
Schneider came to see me at the Das El La Dungeon. Don’t ever let me say that guy is useless. No one else in Blackrock would havegiven ME all this dirt. When I asked him how he got it, all he would say is, “Eh, I hang out at City Hall a lot.” Whatever that means. Also, he’s lived in Blackrock all his life. Anyway:
Owner of mystery van, license plate 51916 IBC?—No such license plate registered. Anywhere.
Story of mystery van? Why was it impounded and when?—It was found parked in the middle of an intersection with the engine running and was towed, 10 days ago.
What happened to Rachel, former employee of the El Dungeon?—She’s currently enjoying a cruise to Australia. (Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. That’s what Raven wants us to think!)
Background check on Raven—How does she run a business when she can’t even complete a sentence?—No public records on Raven. No one he talked to knows her story. She doesn’t own the El Dungeon; everyone in Blackrock knows that Emma LeStrande owns it.
—Naturally I thought this was odd. Didn’t Emma LeStrande die a long time ago? Yes, Schneider said, she died 13 years ago, but no one knew where her will was. So the building is being held in trust, or something like that, until a will or an heir showed up. Anyway, back to the list:
5. Has Raven spent time in institutions—see question 4.
6. Background check on Attikol—His money came from hisfamily. Certainly not from his gun and doll show. No criminal record at all. No permanent address, either.
7. Story of beige paint—Schneider is not actually sure. He remembers it happening: He was around my age, and it was near the time that Emma LeStrande died. His current theory is that it was part of a project of the mayor’s called “Brighten Up, Blackrock!” when they made all these “improvements,” like installing new streetlamps all through town and putting planters full of artificial flowers in front of all the public buildings. Gahh
8. Story of tree stumps—They were cut down a long time ago to prevent disease. As if that makes any sense. Schneider is not sure why the one at the minipark was left alone, but his guess is that no one could locate the owner of the plot (Emma LeStrande, that is) to give permission. Or to pay the tree cutter to do it.
9. Where is the black rock this town is named after?—Still no answer on this one. Schneider will keep nosing around.
10. Vets in Blackrock—Only one, and Schneider had the address for me. You’ll never guess—it’s the El Dungeon’s address! And the vet is Schneider’s grandma. Funneee!
11. Buildings shifting an inch to the east—Not exactly, but check THIS out: The buzz is that Attikol intends to BUY all the buildings in town, then pay construction crews tomove them. Wow, I knew he was rich, but that’s ridiculous.
12. Rachel is (was?) childless.
13. How long does it take to get over amnesia?—Could be a day, or a lifetime. Great.
Later-back at the El Dungeon
Noticed that HamHawk has a mini Magic 8-Ball on his keychain, you know, the kind that tells your fortune. I borrowed it from him and I’ve been asking it questions. Here’s what I got:
Is Raven a murderer? My sources say no.
Is Raven really the birdbrain I think she is? It is decidedly so.
Does Jakey know anything about my amnesia that he’s not telling me? Cannot predict now.
Can I expect more hassling from police and school board? Outlook good.
Is my family looking for me? Don’t count on it.
Will I ever find home? As I see it, yes.
Do the four black cats belong to Rachel? My reply is no.
Does the cool van belong to Rachel? Very doubtful.
Is Rachel really on a cruise to Australia? Concentrate and ask again.
Is Rachel alive? Reply hazy, try again.
Am I related to Rachel? Outlook not so good.
Have I found ANY
Realized as soon as I was awake that I haven’t seen or heard any birds in Blackrock. How sad!
Later
Schneider came to see me at the Das El La Dungeon. Don’t ever let me say that guy is useless. No one else in Blackrock would havegiven ME all this dirt. When I asked him how he got it, all he would say is, “Eh, I hang out at City Hall a lot.” Whatever that means. Also, he’s lived in Blackrock all his life. Anyway:
Owner of mystery van, license plate 51916 IBC?—No such license plate registered. Anywhere.
Story of mystery van? Why was it impounded and when?—It was found parked in the middle of an intersection with the engine running and was towed, 10 days ago.
What happened to Rachel, former employee of the El Dungeon?—She’s currently enjoying a cruise to Australia. (Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. That’s what Raven wants us to think!)
Background check on Raven—How does she run a business when she can’t even complete a sentence?—No public records on Raven. No one he talked to knows her story. She doesn’t own the El Dungeon; everyone in Blackrock knows that Emma LeStrande owns it.
—Naturally I thought this was odd. Didn’t Emma LeStrande die a long time ago? Yes, Schneider said, she died 13 years ago, but no one knew where her will was. So the building is being held in trust, or something like that, until a will or an heir showed up. Anyway, back to the list:
5. Has Raven spent time in institutions—see question 4.
6. Background check on Attikol—His money came from hisfamily. Certainly not from his gun and doll show. No criminal record at all. No permanent address, either.
7. Story of beige paint—Schneider is not actually sure. He remembers it happening: He was around my age, and it was near the time that Emma LeStrande died. His current theory is that it was part of a project of the mayor’s called “Brighten Up, Blackrock!” when they made all these “improvements,” like installing new streetlamps all through town and putting planters full of artificial flowers in front of all the public buildings. Gahh
8. Story of tree stumps—They were cut down a long time ago to prevent disease. As if that makes any sense. Schneider is not sure why the one at the minipark was left alone, but his guess is that no one could locate the owner of the plot (Emma LeStrande, that is) to give permission. Or to pay the tree cutter to do it.
9. Where is the black rock this town is named after?—Still no answer on this one. Schneider will keep nosing around.
10. Vets in Blackrock—Only one, and Schneider had the address for me. You’ll never guess—it’s the El Dungeon’s address! And the vet is Schneider’s grandma. Funneee!
11. Buildings shifting an inch to the east—Not exactly, but check THIS out: The buzz is that Attikol intends to BUY all the buildings in town, then pay construction crews tomove them. Wow, I knew he was rich, but that’s ridiculous.
12. Rachel is (was?) childless.
13. How long does it take to get over amnesia?—Could be a day, or a lifetime. Great.
Later-back at the El Dungeon
Noticed that HamHawk has a mini Magic 8-Ball on his keychain, you know, the kind that tells your fortune. I borrowed it from him and I’ve been asking it questions. Here’s what I got:
Is Raven a murderer? My sources say no.
Is Raven really the birdbrain I think she is? It is decidedly so.
Does Jakey know anything about my amnesia that he’s not telling me? Cannot predict now.
Can I expect more hassling from police and school board? Outlook good.
Is my family looking for me? Don’t count on it.
Will I ever find home? As I see it, yes.
Do the four black cats belong to Rachel? My reply is no.
Does the cool van belong to Rachel? Very doubtful.
Is Rachel really on a cruise to Australia? Concentrate and ask again.
Is Rachel alive? Reply hazy, try again.
Am I related to Rachel? Outlook not so good.
Have I found ANY
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