The Monogram Murders

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years ago still makes you chuckle, and
    this, for me, is true of what Poirot said to me at some
    point later on that day: “It is hard for even the most
    ingenious detective to know what to do if his desire is
    to be free of Signor Lazzari. If one’s praise of his
    hotel is insufficient, he stays by one’s side and
    supplements it with his own; if one’s praise is
    fulsome and lengthy, he stays to listen.”
    Poirot’s efforts were eventually successful, and he
    finally managed to persuade Lazzari to leave him to
    his own devices in Room 238. He walked over to the
    door that the hotel manager had left open, closed it,
    and sighed with relief. How much easier it was to
    think clearly when there was no babble of voices.
    He made straight for the window. An open
    window, he thought as he stared out of it. The
    murderer might have opened it to escape after killing
    Richard Negus. He could have climbed down a tree.
    Why escape thus? Why not simply leave the room
    in the expected way, using the corridor? Perhaps the
    killer heard voices outside Negus’s room and did not
    want to risk being seen. Yes, that was a possibility.
    And yet when he strolled up to the front desk to leave
    his note announcing his three murders, he risked being
    seen. More than seen—he risked being caught in the
    act of leaving incriminating evidence.
    Poirot looked down at the body on the floor. No
    gleam of metal between the lips. Richard Negus alone
    of the three victims had the cufflink right at the back
    of his mouth. It was an anomaly. Too many things
    about this room were anomalous. For this reason,
    Poirot decided he would search Room 238 first. He
    was . . . Yes, there was no virtue in denying it—he
    was suspicious of this room. Of the three, it was his
    least favorite. There was something disorganized
    about it, something a little unruly.
    Poirot stood beside Negus’s body and frowned.
    Even by his exacting standards, one open window
    was not enough to render a room chaotic, so what was
    it that was giving him this impression? He looked
    around, turning in a slow circle. No, he must be
    mistaken. Hercule Poirot was not often wrong, but it
    did happen very occasionally, and this must be one
    such instance, because 238 was an undeniably tidy
    room. There was no mess or muddle. It was as tidy as
    Harriet Sippel’s room and Ida Gransbury’s.
    “I shall shut the window and see if that makes a
    difference,” said Poirot to himself. He did so and
    surveyed the territory anew. Something was still not
    right. He did not like Room 238. He would not have
    felt comfortable if he had arrived at the Bloxham
    Hotel and been shown to this . . .
    Suddenly the problem leapt out at him, putting an
    abrupt end to his meditations. The fireplace! One of
    the tiles was not aligned correctly. It was not straight;
    it jutted out. A loose tile; Poirot could not sleep in a
    room with such a thing. He eyed the body of Richard
    Negus. “If I were in the condition that you are in, oui,
    but not otherwise,” he said to it.
    His only thought as he bent to touch the tile was
    that he might straighten it and push it back in so that it
    was flush with the others. To spare future guests the
    torment of knowing that there was something amiss in
    the room and being unable to work out what it was—
    what a service that would be! And to Signor Lazzari
    also!
    When Poirot touched it, the tile fell clean out, and
    something else fell with it: a key with a number on it:
    238. “ Sacre tonnerre, ” Poirot whispered. “So the
    thorough search was not so thorough after all.”
    Poirot replaced the key where he had found it, then
    set about inspecting the rest of the room, inch by inch.
    He discovered nothing else of interest, so he
    proceeded to Room 317 and then to Room 121, which
    was where I found him when I returned from my
    errands with exciting news of my own.
    Poirot being Poirot, he insisted on telling me his
    news first, about his finding of the key. All I can

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