The Monogram Murders

The Monogram Murders by Sophie Hannah

Book: The Monogram Murders by Sophie Hannah Read Free Book Online
Authors: Sophie Hannah
Ads: Link
him to drop his
    poison into—drinks that were delivered by hotel staff
    at precisely a quarter past seven? He stands beside
    his victim, watching as the drink is consumed, and
    then he stands for a little longer as he waits for each
    one to die? And he stops to eat supper with one of
    them, Ida Gransbury, who has ordered a cup of tea for
    him too? All these visits to rooms, all these murders
    and putting of cufflinks in mouths and very formal
    arranging of bodies in straight lines, with feet pointing
    toward the door, he is able to do between a quarter
    past seven and ten past eight? This seems most
    unlikely, my friend. Most unlikely indeed.”
    “Yes, it does. Have you got any better ideas,
    Poirot? That’s why you’re here—to have better ideas
    than mine. Do please start any time you wish.” I was
    regretting my outburst by the time I’d finished the
    sentence.
    “I started long ago,” said Poirot, who thankfully
    had not taken umbrage. “You said that the killer left a
    note on the front desk, informing of his crimes—show
    it to me.”
    I took it out of my pocket and passed it across to
    him. John Goode, Lazzari’s idea of perfection in the
    form of a hotel clerk, had found it on the front desk ten
    minutes after eight o’clock. It read, “MAY THEY
    NEVER REST IN PEACE. 121. 238. 317.”
    “So the murderer, or an accomplice of the
    murderer, was brazen enough to approach the desk—
    the main desk in the lobby of the hotel—with a note
    that would incriminate him if anyone saw him leaving
    it,” said Poirot. “He is audacious. Confident. He did
    not disappear into the shadows, using the back door.”
    “After Lazzari read the note, he checked the three
    rooms and found the bodies,” I said. “Then he
    checked all the other rooms in the hotel, he was very
    proud to tell me. Fortunately, no other dead guests
    were found.”
    I knew I oughtn’t to say vulgar things, but it made
    me feel better somehow. If Poirot had been English, I
    probably would have made a greater effort to keep
    myself in check.
    “And did it occur to Monsieur Lazzari that one of
    his still-living guests might be a murderer? Non. It did
    not. Any person who chooses to stay at the Bloxham
    Hotel must have a character of the utmost virtue and
    integrity!”
    I coughed and inclined my head toward the door.
    Poirot turned. Lazzari had let himself into the room
    and was standing in the doorway. He could hardly
    have looked happier. “So true, so true, Monsieur
    Poirot,” he said.
    “Every single person who was in this hotel on
    Thursday must speak to Mr. Catchpool and account
    for their movements,” Poirot told him sternly. “Every
    guest, everyone who was here to work. All of them.”
    “With the greatest pleasure, you may speak to
    whomsoever you wish, Mr. Catchpool.” Lazzari
    bowed in deference. “And our dining room will soon
    be at your disposal, once we have cleared away the
    breakfast—ah, how do you say?— paraphernalia, and
    gathered everybody together.”
    “ Merci. Meanwhile, I will conduct a thorough
    examination of the three rooms,” said Poirot. This
    came as a surprise to me. I thought that was what we
    had just done. “Catchpool, find out the addresses of
    Harriet Sippel, Ida Gransbury and Richard Negus.
    Find out who in the hotel took their reservations, what
    food and drinks they each requested to be delivered to
    their rooms, and when. And from whom.”
    I started to edge toward the door, fearing that
    Poirot would never stop dreaming up more tasks to
    add to the list.
    He called after me, “Find out if anyone by the
    name of Jennie is staying in the hotel, or working
    here.”
    “There is not a Jennie employed at the Bloxham,
    Monsieur Poirot,” said Lazzari. “Instead of asking
    Mr. Catchpool you should ask me. Everybody here is
    well known to me. We are a very large happy family
    here at the Bloxham Hotel!”

    The Frame Widens
    SOMETIMES, REMEMBERING SOMETHING A person said
    months or even

Similar Books

From the Start

Melissa Tagg

Comfort and Joy

Jim Grimsley

Satin and Steel

Jayna Vixen

Conquistador

S. M. Stirling

The Golden Ghost

Marion Dane Bauer

Decoherence

Liana Brooks