brush. Jaws wiggled, struggling for freedom.
“This isn’t a game of fet—Don’t say the f word. On the other hand, fuck, fuck, fuck !” He held the dog aloft. The stench was unspeakable.
“What did you do, roll in it? For God’s sake, why?”
With no other choice, Simon tucked the odorous dog firmly under his arm and, breathing through his teeth, hiked back to the house.
On the way back he considered and dismissed hosing the dog off. No way a hosing would combat the smell—even if he could keep the dog still long enough. He considered a bath, wished he had a galvanized tub—and shackles. An indoor bath gave him visions of a flooded bathroom.
On his porch he managed to take off his boots while Jaws bathed his face in loving, death-smell kisses. He tossed his wallet on a table when he went inside and straight up to the shower.
When he’d closed them both in, Simon stripped down to boxers, ignoring the dog while Jaws attacked jeans and shirt. Then he turned on the spray.
“Deal with it,” Simon suggested when Jaws bashed into the tile, then the glass door in a bid to escape.
Teeth set, Simon picked up the soap.
THEY WERE LATE. Fiona checked the time again, shrugged and continued to fill a pot with pansies and trails of vinca. She’d simply have to train Simon to respect her schedule, but for the moment having the luxury of a bit of gardening satisfied her. Her dogs snoozed nearby, and she had a rocking mix on her iPod.
If her new students didn’t show, she’d get the second planter done, then maybe take her boys for a little hide-and-seek in the woods.
The day, sunny and mild, all blue skies and pretty breezes, was meant to be enjoyed.
She studied her work, fluffed petals, then started the second pot.
She spotted the truck.
“That’s Simon,” she said when her dogs rose. “Simon and Jaws.” And went back to her pansies.
She continued to plant as man and dog got out of the truck, as her dogs greeted them—as man waded through the dogs. And took her time placing the next cell pack of pansies, precisely.
When Simon tapped her shoulder, she pulled out her earbuds. “Sorry, did you say something?”
“We’re probably late.”
“Uh-huh.” She patted dirt.
“There were circumstances.”
“The world’s full of them.”
“We had a large share of the world’s circumstances, but the biggest involved the dead bird.”
“Oh?” Fiona glanced over at the puppy, now engaged in fierce tug-of-war with Bogart. “Did he get a bird?”
“Something else got the bird, days ago from the look—and smell—of it.”
“Ah.” She nodded and, deciding to take pity, pulled off her gloves. “Did he bring it to you?”
“Eventually. After he rolled in it for a while.”
“How’d he handle the bath?”
“We had a shower.”
“Really?” She swallowed back the laugh since he didn’t look inclined to appreciate it. “How’d that work out?”
“After he stopped trying to butt his way through the shower door and eat the soap, okay. Actually, he liked it. We may have found a shaky foot-hold of mutual ground.”
“It’s a start. What did you do with the corpse?”
“The bird?” He stared at her, wondering why the hell she’d care. “I kicked it back in the brush. I had my hands full with the dog.”
“You’d better bag it and dispose of it. Otherwise, he’s going to find it again first chance he gets.”
“Great. Perfect.”
“Smells are a dog’s crack. He did what instinct told him to do.” And the human, she decided, had done just as he should—except call and tell her he’d be late. “Given the circumstances, I’ll give you the full session. Did you do your homework?”
“Yeah, yeah. Yes,” he corrected when Fiona raised an eyebrow. “He’ll sit on command—almost every time. He’ll come on command when he damn well feels like it. Since we were here last, he’s tried or succeeded in eating a TV remote, a pillow, an entire roll of toilet paper, part of
“This isn’t a game of fet—Don’t say the f word. On the other hand, fuck, fuck, fuck !” He held the dog aloft. The stench was unspeakable.
“What did you do, roll in it? For God’s sake, why?”
With no other choice, Simon tucked the odorous dog firmly under his arm and, breathing through his teeth, hiked back to the house.
On the way back he considered and dismissed hosing the dog off. No way a hosing would combat the smell—even if he could keep the dog still long enough. He considered a bath, wished he had a galvanized tub—and shackles. An indoor bath gave him visions of a flooded bathroom.
On his porch he managed to take off his boots while Jaws bathed his face in loving, death-smell kisses. He tossed his wallet on a table when he went inside and straight up to the shower.
When he’d closed them both in, Simon stripped down to boxers, ignoring the dog while Jaws attacked jeans and shirt. Then he turned on the spray.
“Deal with it,” Simon suggested when Jaws bashed into the tile, then the glass door in a bid to escape.
Teeth set, Simon picked up the soap.
THEY WERE LATE. Fiona checked the time again, shrugged and continued to fill a pot with pansies and trails of vinca. She’d simply have to train Simon to respect her schedule, but for the moment having the luxury of a bit of gardening satisfied her. Her dogs snoozed nearby, and she had a rocking mix on her iPod.
If her new students didn’t show, she’d get the second planter done, then maybe take her boys for a little hide-and-seek in the woods.
The day, sunny and mild, all blue skies and pretty breezes, was meant to be enjoyed.
She studied her work, fluffed petals, then started the second pot.
She spotted the truck.
“That’s Simon,” she said when her dogs rose. “Simon and Jaws.” And went back to her pansies.
She continued to plant as man and dog got out of the truck, as her dogs greeted them—as man waded through the dogs. And took her time placing the next cell pack of pansies, precisely.
When Simon tapped her shoulder, she pulled out her earbuds. “Sorry, did you say something?”
“We’re probably late.”
“Uh-huh.” She patted dirt.
“There were circumstances.”
“The world’s full of them.”
“We had a large share of the world’s circumstances, but the biggest involved the dead bird.”
“Oh?” Fiona glanced over at the puppy, now engaged in fierce tug-of-war with Bogart. “Did he get a bird?”
“Something else got the bird, days ago from the look—and smell—of it.”
“Ah.” She nodded and, deciding to take pity, pulled off her gloves. “Did he bring it to you?”
“Eventually. After he rolled in it for a while.”
“How’d he handle the bath?”
“We had a shower.”
“Really?” She swallowed back the laugh since he didn’t look inclined to appreciate it. “How’d that work out?”
“After he stopped trying to butt his way through the shower door and eat the soap, okay. Actually, he liked it. We may have found a shaky foot-hold of mutual ground.”
“It’s a start. What did you do with the corpse?”
“The bird?” He stared at her, wondering why the hell she’d care. “I kicked it back in the brush. I had my hands full with the dog.”
“You’d better bag it and dispose of it. Otherwise, he’s going to find it again first chance he gets.”
“Great. Perfect.”
“Smells are a dog’s crack. He did what instinct told him to do.” And the human, she decided, had done just as he should—except call and tell her he’d be late. “Given the circumstances, I’ll give you the full session. Did you do your homework?”
“Yeah, yeah. Yes,” he corrected when Fiona raised an eyebrow. “He’ll sit on command—almost every time. He’ll come on command when he damn well feels like it. Since we were here last, he’s tried or succeeded in eating a TV remote, a pillow, an entire roll of toilet paper, part of
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