essay, but her sixth-grade teacher, Ms. Quincy, had been annoyed on her behalf, since Gladysâs own essay had lost to his zombie entry.
âAfter that essay was published, an editor at FutureFlame Publishing offered to publish the book Iâd been working on. So just last month my novel,
Zombietown, U.S.A.
, was published, and now Iâm officially a
New York Standard
number one best-selling author!â
A series of
ooh
s and
aah
s rippled through the crowd.
âIâve heard that
Zombietown, U.S.A.
is
so
good!â Rolanda breathed.
âSo,â Hamilton said, âI know lots of celebrities say they just want to be treated like regular peopleââhe paused dramatically here, peering through his black-framed glasses at the crowdââbut Iâm not like most celebrities.â
The crowd hushed.
âIâm only attending this camp because my parents are forcing me,â Hamilton went on. âBut I will
not
be wearing the Camp Bentley uniform, and I will
not
be participating in any CIT duties. Iâll be using my time at camp to work on my next book in that pavilion over there.â He pointed to a covered patio, where rows of lunch tables were set up.
Mrs. Bentley stepped forward. âNow, Hamilton,â she said, âwhile weâre all very impressed with your accomplishmentsââ
But Hamilton wasnât finished. âHowever,â he interrupted, âIâm not entirely without respect for my fans. Iâll reserve one half hour every day for book signings. You can bring your copies of
Zombietown, U.S.A.
to my table between eleven thirty and noon for an autograph, though I request that no flash photographs be taken at that time.â Hamilton then took a small bow and said, âThank you for your attention. Over to you, Mrs. Bentley.â
He stepped away then, leaving the microphone clear, but at this point Mrs. Bentleyâs mouth was hanging so far open that it was pretty clear no words would be coming out of it for a while. The entire audience watched in near-silence as Hamilton vaulted himself off the front of the stage and loped across the field toward the lunch patio. There, true to his promise, he turned his back on the campers, pulled a notebook out of his black messenger bag, and sat down to write.
Charissaâs face, meanwhile, had turned as red as the flamenco dress sheâd worn on Gladysâs birthday. âWho does that kid think he is?â she fumed. âNo one gets out of CIT duties. Being a CIT is an
honor.
â She took a deep, shuddering breath. âAnd no one gets away with not wearing the uniform. I donât care if he
is
a celebrityâMommy and Daddy will kick him out of this camp before lunchtime.â
Gladys didnât always agree with Charissaâs snap judgments, but in this case, she was pretty sure her friend had it right. Sure, Gladys herself had had similar thoughts about the purple T-shirts . . . and the CIT duties . . . and, okay, she may also have fantasized about slipping away to find a quiet place to write. But she would never have stood up in front of the whole camp and made such a braggy speech about it.
In her mind, Gladys added one more item to the short list of things she and Charissa had in common: They both thought Hamilton Herbertson was a jerk.
Chapter 6
SALTY MEAT ON WHITE BREAD
M ORE NEW CAMPERS WERE INTRODUCED after Hamilton, but Gladys didnât pay attention to their names. She wasnât sure any of the other kids did, either, since their glances all kept trailing over toward the lunch patio. Even Mrs. Bentley seemed distracted, stumbling over one-syllable last names and running her hand repeatedly through her auburn bob. Finally, she wrapped up the announcements with a feeble âNew campers . . . er . . . please kneel for the Oath of Loyalty, led by Counselor Jamie.â
A perky-looking teenage girl with short black hair
Ibram X. Kendi
Frank Smith
Ruth J. Hartman
Robert Jordan
Kay Hooper
Maggie Carpenter
Angela Fattig
Stephanie Rowe
Yolanda Olson
Michael Savage