something new.â
She cleared her throat.
âBack to you, though. Are you really going to plead insanity here?â
Iâd been trying not to plead insanity to myself for years, but it was always out there, lurking. Like if I saw too many things or messed up too many times, it would claim me, the way cancer claimed other people. Dad might have been a combination of genius and insanityâthe jury was still outâbut I wasnât him. And I was trying, desperately, to keep it that way.
âNot at all,â I said. I leaned forward, put my arms on the desk and practically whispered. âCan I tell you a secret?â
âOf course,â she said, leaning forward. âThis room is nothing if not confidential.â
I paused. I had no idea what I was going to say, so I looked to the carpet for inspiration, but it was just brown with blue flecks. Boring. And then I had it.
âI sleepwalk,â I whispered.
Principal Pattison sighed, came from behind her desk and sat in the chair next to me. I thought she was going to take my hands in hers, but luckily it didnât go that far.
âSophie, are you bored?â
I was in high school. Of course I was bored.
âI see this all the time with smart kids. Youâre not challenged enough, so you act out in odd ways,â she said. âMaybe if you took a few more Advanced Placement classes. Or maybe you could play in the band! I hear the oboe is challenging.â
My hourly existence was a challenge.
âIâm not lying,â I said. And then, because I stayed up one night researching sleep disorders when I couldnât sleep, I laid it on her. Authority armed with Wikipedia.
âIâm a sleepwalker. Most people think it only happens at night, but it happens during the day, too. Thatâs the kind I have. So I didnât intend to stage dive into someoneâs table. And I didnât even know Iâd done it until I landed, which, of course, woke me up.â
She leaned back in her chair. âWhy isnât this in your file?â
I knew I had moments to convince her or risk expulsion.
âHave you ever been the new kid at school?â
âMany times,â she said. âMy father was in the navy.â
âThen you know how hard it is to make friends,â I said. âThere is no way I would dive into the most popular girlsâ table on purpose. Not only is it weird, it would also ruin any chance Iâd have of making friends.â
âItâs true,â she said. âNew kids are
desperate
to fit in.â
âSo when I told you I was sleepwalking, I meant it.â
She wrung her hands like they had the answer, as if squeezing them would make it pop out.
âIâll have to confirm it with your doctor,â she said.
âOf course,â I said.
She got up and walked back behind her desk, sitting down.
âAnd your mother.â
âTo be expected,â I said. That was why Iâd given them a fake cell phone number when I enrolled. And then she leaned forward like she was going to tell me a secret, too. Like a slumber party in the middle of the day.
âDoes this happen a lot? This sleepwalking thing?â she said.
âNot anymore,â I said, making a note to thank my brain later. âI have medicine for it, I just forgot to take it this morning.â
âOh!â she said, her voice brightening. âOkay, then. Thatâs an easy fix. You know how I remember to take my pills?â
This was going to be good.
âHow?â
âI make my secretary remind me,â she said, laughing, and then she pressed the intercom button and yelled, âMillie! Water!â
Seconds later, the door opened. Millie rushed in while I walked out.
âSophie, wait,â she said, taking a few pills from an orange bottle and popping them into her mouth. âI canât have you walking around unmedicated. Go home. You can bring the necessary
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