again. I didnât have much on my side, but I did have a little something Iâd created last time I went to a principalâs office: my list.
SEVEN
How to Survive a Visit to the Principalâs Office
by Sophie Sophia
Compliment her on her hair.
Use innocence to your advantage and act like youâve never been in trouble before.
Leave the snarkiness at home. (Or at least in your locker.)
Nod a lot and respond emotionally. Adults love to feel like theyâre âreachingâ us.
If you have to, lie for the greater good and let karma sort it out.
âMay I help you?â
I plopped down in a drab olive-green chair outside the principalâs office. It was the international color of high school, which seemed weird. Werenât most of us depressed enough already?
âIâm Sophie Sophia, here to see Principal Pattison.â
âYouâre her!â the secretary said, scooting her chair back. She was wearing enough colors for both of us, with her rainbow earrings and scarf. It was tie-dyed like the bag on the floor next to her. âDo you need some water or something?â
âIâm good,â I said, feeling the small spatula in my pocket. I wondered if I had time to hide my souvenir before anyone saw it and accused me of stealing, too.
She leaned toward the phone and pressed a button. âPrincipal Pattison, I have Sophie Sophia for you.â
âWho?â a loud voice blasted through the intercom.
She looked at me, leaned in and whispered like she was talking about a terminal illness.
âItâs that girl,â she said, âfrom the cafeteria.â
âThen speak up!â the voice boomed. âAnd send her in.â
The door opened and Literary Loner stepped out of the office as I walked toward it. We were so close I could smell his hair as he passed. It smelled like oranges.
âHi,â I managed to croak.
âHi,â he said, giving me the same smile as before. This now qualified as the best day ever, even if I got suspended.
The secretary pushed him toward the exit. âThatâs enough out of you, Romeo,â she said as she pushed me toward the door. âGo on in, Juliet.â
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âWell, if it isnât our very own Greg Louganis,â Principal Pattison said, peering at me from behind a massive walnut desk. I sat down across from her and in front of a small brass monkey who was perched on the corner, laughing.
âWhoâs Greg Louganis?â I said.
âA famous diver,â she said, opening my file. âJust like you are, I hear.â
âThat was an accident,â I said.
âLetâs start from the beginning.â She cleared her throat and sat up taller, even though she was probably a foot taller than me already. âYour scholastic history is impressive, but your behavioral record leaves much to be desired.â
She had no idea.
âFor now, letâs leave the past in the past and focus on the present. The why behind the what.â
âThe what?â I said.
âWe know the what,â she said. âIâm interested in the why.â
And I wished I knew what the heck she was talking about.
âSophie, why did you dive into a table?â
When she said it like that, it
did
sound like I had a death wish.
âIt wasnât premeditated, if thatâs what youâre thinking,â I said. âI didnât know what I was doing.â
âReally,â she said, smiling. Her mouth kept moving, but I was distracted by the painting hanging behind her. It was a portrait of a horse with huge teeth, kind of like hers. I couldnât stop staring. I knew peopleâs art said a lot about them, but I had no idea what this said about Principal Pattison.
âSophie?â She snapped her fingers. âAre you with me?â
âI like your hair,â I blurted.
âThank you,â she said, fluffing her short puffy bob. âI was trying
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