dangerous dogs). WE MUST STOP THEM!
6.00am, 1 May, 2005
@BluewaterShoppingCentre
This is terrifying! – There’s nothing else for it – we’re banning hoods from our premises.
9.00am, 1 May, 2005
@KentMonk
I was just got flung out of my local shopping mall - anyone know what that’s about?
11.11am, 1 May, 2005
@DavidCameron
Like everyone else, I’m terrified of chavs. I’ve got the answer: We should all hug a hoodie.
2.02pm, 2 May, 2005
@DavidCameron
Ah. Apparently ‘Hug A Hoodie’ is the name of a gay porn film. To clarify: I wasn’t suggesting that sort of thing.
2.03pm, 2 May, 2005
@DavidCameron
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But, look, we do need to do something about happy slapping.
2.04pm, 2 May, 2005
@DavidCameron
Right. I see. Apparently there’s a ‘risqué’ film called Happy Slapping , too. Dear me, a man can hardly open his mouth these days.
2.05pm, 2 May, 2005
@DavidCameron
What dirty minds you have. All I’m saying is that we need to discipline wayward youths. Perhaps it’s time to bring back spanking?
2.09pm, 2 May, 2005
@DavidCameron
Let’s drop it.
2.10pm, 2 May, 2005
Scare stories about the white working-class caused panic and posturing in the 21st century. Newspapers, retailers and politicians alike jumped on the bandwagon.
‘It’s not exactly ROFLcopter…how about trying a novel?’
THE RISE OF ENVIRONMENTALISM
@AlGore
Listen people, we have to reduce energy consumption at home NOW or @ThePlanet is going to blow up! #AnInconvenientTruth
04.00am, May 1, 2006
@ThePlanet
OK, @AlGore how about you cut your energy consumption at home? It’s 20 times the national average! #heatedswimmingpool #electricgate
04.01am, May 1, 2006
@AlGore
@ThePlanet Gimme a break – nobody’s perfect…
04.02am, May 1, 2006
@ThePlanet
True, @AlGore. Anyway, don’t let us stop you from private-jetting around the world to tell everyone to…stop jetting round the world.
04.03am, May 1, 2006
@TrudieStyler
@ThePlanet It’s not easy being a green campaigner! Anyway, off to a party tonight so I’mflying my hairdresser from New York by private jet.
5.01pm, May 12, 2009
@PrinceCharles
One is flying to Copenhagen to give a speech at a climate change conference. Flying back three hours later. Thank goodness for private jets!
7.12am, 14 December 2009
@PrinceCharles
Taking the Royal train on a nationwide tour for a week to promote how important cycling is for the environment. #livestrong
11.12am, September 4, 2010
@JohnTravolta
@PrinceCharles Adaboy! We all need to do our bit for climate change…as I was telling the pilot of one of the five private jets I own.
11.13am, September 4, 2010
@ThePlanet
With friends like these…
11.17am, September 4, 2010
Environmentalism became increasingly popular and fashionable in the 21st century. Not all the campaigners were as sincere as they could be.
WHAT TONY DID NEXT
@TonyBlair
Resigned as PM today. Looking for new work. CV: bombed Iraq and Afghanistan. Any offers?
4.44pm, June 24, 2007
@TheUN
Fancy becoming Middle East Peace Envoy?
8.44am, 27 June, 2007
@TonyBlair
@TheUN Erm, I assume you’re taking the piss?
8.45am, 27 June, 2007
@TheUN
@TonyBlair Nope, quite serious.
8.47am, 27 June, 2007
@TonyBlair
Fuck me…
8.49am, 27 June, 2007
Many felt there was a certain irony in Tony Blair becoming an envoy for Middle East peace. Not least lots of people in the Middle East.
WHAT CHERYL DID NEXT
@CherylCole
I beat-up a black woman in a toilet, me marriage to football’s most hated man has failed & me band’s seen better days. What next?
10.02pm, May 30, 2008
@SimonCowell
@CherylCole Hello you…
10.02pm, May 30, 2008
Cheryl (formerly Cheryl Tweedy and Cheryl Cole) was offered X Factor salvation by Simon Cowell. It all worked beautifully… until they tried the same trick in America.
SARAH PALIN
@SarahPalin
Honoured that @JohnMcCain has chosen me as his running mate. Can’t wait to become the Deputy co-Prime
6.00am, 1 May, 2005
@BluewaterShoppingCentre
This is terrifying! – There’s nothing else for it – we’re banning hoods from our premises.
9.00am, 1 May, 2005
@KentMonk
I was just got flung out of my local shopping mall - anyone know what that’s about?
11.11am, 1 May, 2005
@DavidCameron
Like everyone else, I’m terrified of chavs. I’ve got the answer: We should all hug a hoodie.
2.02pm, 2 May, 2005
@DavidCameron
Ah. Apparently ‘Hug A Hoodie’ is the name of a gay porn film. To clarify: I wasn’t suggesting that sort of thing.
2.03pm, 2 May, 2005
@DavidCameron
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But, look, we do need to do something about happy slapping.
2.04pm, 2 May, 2005
@DavidCameron
Right. I see. Apparently there’s a ‘risqué’ film called Happy Slapping , too. Dear me, a man can hardly open his mouth these days.
2.05pm, 2 May, 2005
@DavidCameron
What dirty minds you have. All I’m saying is that we need to discipline wayward youths. Perhaps it’s time to bring back spanking?
2.09pm, 2 May, 2005
@DavidCameron
Let’s drop it.
2.10pm, 2 May, 2005
Scare stories about the white working-class caused panic and posturing in the 21st century. Newspapers, retailers and politicians alike jumped on the bandwagon.
‘It’s not exactly ROFLcopter…how about trying a novel?’
THE RISE OF ENVIRONMENTALISM
@AlGore
Listen people, we have to reduce energy consumption at home NOW or @ThePlanet is going to blow up! #AnInconvenientTruth
04.00am, May 1, 2006
@ThePlanet
OK, @AlGore how about you cut your energy consumption at home? It’s 20 times the national average! #heatedswimmingpool #electricgate
04.01am, May 1, 2006
@AlGore
@ThePlanet Gimme a break – nobody’s perfect…
04.02am, May 1, 2006
@ThePlanet
True, @AlGore. Anyway, don’t let us stop you from private-jetting around the world to tell everyone to…stop jetting round the world.
04.03am, May 1, 2006
@TrudieStyler
@ThePlanet It’s not easy being a green campaigner! Anyway, off to a party tonight so I’mflying my hairdresser from New York by private jet.
5.01pm, May 12, 2009
@PrinceCharles
One is flying to Copenhagen to give a speech at a climate change conference. Flying back three hours later. Thank goodness for private jets!
7.12am, 14 December 2009
@PrinceCharles
Taking the Royal train on a nationwide tour for a week to promote how important cycling is for the environment. #livestrong
11.12am, September 4, 2010
@JohnTravolta
@PrinceCharles Adaboy! We all need to do our bit for climate change…as I was telling the pilot of one of the five private jets I own.
11.13am, September 4, 2010
@ThePlanet
With friends like these…
11.17am, September 4, 2010
Environmentalism became increasingly popular and fashionable in the 21st century. Not all the campaigners were as sincere as they could be.
WHAT TONY DID NEXT
@TonyBlair
Resigned as PM today. Looking for new work. CV: bombed Iraq and Afghanistan. Any offers?
4.44pm, June 24, 2007
@TheUN
Fancy becoming Middle East Peace Envoy?
8.44am, 27 June, 2007
@TonyBlair
@TheUN Erm, I assume you’re taking the piss?
8.45am, 27 June, 2007
@TheUN
@TonyBlair Nope, quite serious.
8.47am, 27 June, 2007
@TonyBlair
Fuck me…
8.49am, 27 June, 2007
Many felt there was a certain irony in Tony Blair becoming an envoy for Middle East peace. Not least lots of people in the Middle East.
WHAT CHERYL DID NEXT
@CherylCole
I beat-up a black woman in a toilet, me marriage to football’s most hated man has failed & me band’s seen better days. What next?
10.02pm, May 30, 2008
@SimonCowell
@CherylCole Hello you…
10.02pm, May 30, 2008
Cheryl (formerly Cheryl Tweedy and Cheryl Cole) was offered X Factor salvation by Simon Cowell. It all worked beautifully… until they tried the same trick in America.
SARAH PALIN
@SarahPalin
Honoured that @JohnMcCain has chosen me as his running mate. Can’t wait to become the Deputy co-Prime
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