laugh,â he said.
âI wonât.â
He knew she wouldnât. But still, it was so hard to say aloud.
âCâmon already,â she prodded.
âAll right, all right. If I could be anything I wanted, Iâd be an ... engineer,â he admitted.
âWow, thatâs not at all what I expected,â Anabelle said.
âThatâs why I didnât want to tell you. It sounds so nerdy, right?â
âNo, itâs actually really cool. Itâs the kind of thing I could never do. I donât have the head for it.â
âWhen I was a kid I used to take apart my momâs vacuum cleaner. Sheâd yell at me, but Iâd always put it back together just like I found it. I did the same thing with our phone, our radio, our clocks. I feel like if I worked really hard, I could build things from scratch. Things nobody else has ever made.â
âLike what?â
Heâd never told anyone the thing he really wanted to make. The thing heâd dreamed of making since he was ten. But Anabelle would listen; sheâd take him seriously. âWings,â he said, standing up in his stirrups, holding his horseâs reins. âI want to build myself wings. Mechanical wings, to wear on my back. So, yâknow, I could take off whenever I wanted.â He looked toward the beach and pictured himself soaring out of the park, over the sand, the rippling water.
âI like that,â she said.
âYeah? You donât think itâs cheesy?â
âNo, I think you should do it. Apply somewhere to transfer next year. If you write a good enough essay, maybe your grades wonât matter so much.â
Jonah sat back down in his saddle. He didnât want to tell her that even if he had straight As, he didnât think he could ever stray far from Normal. Not with his mom being the way she was. He had to get off this woulda, shoulda, coulda topic; it was too depressing. âSo,â he said, trying to keep his voice light, âwhatâre we gonna do about Matt? Want me to set him straight?â He struck a boxing pose.
âNo,â she said emphatically. âYou canât tell him we talked about this.â
âYeah. You wouldnât want anything to do with me anyway,â he assured her. âIâm wicked bad news.â
{ HOW to EAT a CHOCOLATE BOOB }
lexi fletcher
T he chocolate boob was much bigger than it had appeared to Lexi when sheâd spotted it in the candy case at Normalâs Naughty Nibbles. Probably a D cup. Maybe even double D. In any case, it was so gigantic that Anabelle couldnât seem to get her mouth around it. But Lexi had a sinking feeling there was more than the size of the thing that was keeping Anabelle from eating it.
Anabelle put the boob back down on the kitchen island, its bottom smacking against the wooden countertop. âI just canât stop thinking about what it is,â she said.
âItâs your favorite food,â Lexi shot back.
âWhat it looks like.â
âCâmon, you prude, you know you want it.â
Anabelle rolled her eyes. Lexi took Anabelleâs eye rolls as an extreme compliment. She only gave them to people she knew wellâand they were specially reserved for things that really got under her skin. Calling her a prude, a kiss-up, anything that made her sound like a good girl, always worked.
Anabelle sighed and gingerly lifted the boob again. âItâs heavy,â she said.
âItâs solid chocolate.â Lexi sang the words, trying to make it sound more appealing.
âMilk chocolate.â Anabelle giggled. Good. Giggling was a good sign.
âDonât suck too hard or youâll drain it all out!â Lexi joked.
Anabelle doubled over laughing, being careful not to drop the boob. It was one of her incredible deep hyperventilating laughs that she only did when she honestly thought something was funny. This was the goofy Anabelle
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