looked a little peaked. In truth, you look disgusting, and you smell worse. But I didnât come here to give you a lecture about your personal hygiene. Iâm afraid I have some tragic news. The kingââ
âIs dead,â rasped the nursemaid, her colourless eyes flicking toward him. âI know. I heard.â
Mordecai felt a hot stab of disappointment at her reactionâor, rather, at her lack thereof. âWhat do you mean âyou heardâ?â he snapped. âWho could you possibly have heard it from?â
The cow shrugged her bony shoulders.
Mordecai eyed her malevolently, wondering if heought to beat the answer out of her. Deciding he did not wish to give her the satisfaction of thinking he truly cared what she heard from whom, he hastened on to impart the second bit of information heâd been looking forward to sharing with her.
âI wish I could tell you that he died an easy death, but he did not.â
The nursemaid said nothing for a long moment. Then she cleared her throat and said, âYou smothered him, then?â
âThe gods smothered himâdrowned him in his own stinking juices,â replied Mordecai, wrinkling his nose to emphasize how nauseating the kingâs bloody phlegm had smelled by the end. âAnd do you know what else? Aside from informing me that he was content to let you die in agony if it meant furthering his own pathetic little plans to defeat me, the king never once mentioned you. Not in casual conversation, not during his fever dreams, not even as he gasped out his final, tortured breaths.â
The cow did not seem the least bothered by the revelation that sheâd been sacrificed and forgotten. On the contrary, she actually seemed to glow at the knowledge that her beloved king had fought the enemy of his people to the very end.
âHis Majesty was kind and brave,â she said with quiet satisfaction. âI hope he was given a proper state funeral.â
âHe was, but only because the great lords insisted upon it,â replied Mordecai, his mood darkening dangerously. âIf it had been up to me alone, Iâd have dumped the foolâs naked corpse onto the slag heap and been done with it.â
âAnd what of His Majestyâs twin?â asked the nursemaid, her chains clinking softly as she shifted upon her bed of rotting straw. âDoes she yet wander the kingdom seeking the healing pool, or did the poor thing return empty-handed only to watch her brother die?â
At the mention of the healing pool, Mordecaiâs dark mood vanished, and his spirits soared. Clutching the locket that contained the miraculous leafy sprig that showed no signs of wilting, he said, âThe queen returned to watch her brother dieâbut she did not return empty-handed.â
âPerhaps not empty-handedâbut not with a map to any healing pool,â guessed the cow.
âOh?â said Mordecai, striving to sound nonchalant. âWhat makes you so sure?â
âBesides the fact that youâre still crippled, the queen loved her brother,â replied the nursemaid. âIf she and her Gypsy lover had found a pool of waters with the power to cure his cursèd cough, His Majesty would be alive today.â
Mordecaiâs dark eyes bulged with outrage. âHow many times do I have to tell you that the cockroach is not ⦠the queenâs ⦠LOVER !â he shrieked, kicking out at the silver platter so hard that it overturned with a clatter, scattering grass and clover across the muck and slime.
Startled, the cow jumped; in the shadows, unseen things scuttled about, squeaking in distress. Pushing himself to his feet so violently that he wrenched a muscle in his back, Mordecai snatched the cowâs own crochet needle from the pocket of his robe and started toward her. She turned her head and shrank against the wall, but it was no use. With the aid of a nearby bar of iron, Mordecaiknocked her
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