fish, gutting them and skinning them quickly in Marcelleâs kitchen, then neatly wrapping and depositing them in her deep-freeze. The cops came and went, blue lights flashing, and later Marcelle returned home, her shotgun slung over her thick arm, and when she entered her kitchen, she found Merle sitting over a can of Budweiser reading her copy of People magazine.
âYouâre crazy, dealing with Buck Tiede that way,â she said angrily.
âWhat way?â
âTelling him to shoot Doreen from a room in the Hawthorne House! Heâs just liable to do that, heâs a madman when heâs drinking!â She cracked open a can of beer and sat down across from the old man.
He closed the magazine. âI never told him to kill her. I just said how he might do it, if he wanted to kill her. The way he was going about it seemed all wrong to me.â He smiled and showed his brown teeth through his beard.
âWhat if he actually went and did it, shot her from the Hawthorne House some afternoon as she came out of work? How would you feel then?â
âGood.â
âGood! Why, in the name of Jesus, Mary and Joseph, would you feel good?â
âBecause weâd know who did it.â
âBut you said youâd give him an alibi!â
âThat was just a trick. I wouldnât, and that way heâd be trapped. Heâd say he was with me all afternoon fishing, and then Iâd come out and say no, he wasnât. Iâd fix it so thereâd be no way he could prove he was with me, because Iâd make sure someone else saw me fishing alone, and that way heâd be trapped and theyâd take him over to Concord and hang him by the neck until dead.â
âWhy do you fool around like that with people?â she asked, genuinely curious. âI donât understand you, old man.â
He got up, smiled and flipped the copy of People magazine across the table. âItâs more interesting than reading this kind of stuff,â he said and started for the door. âI put an even dozen hornpouts in your freezer.â
âThanks. Thanks a lot,â she said absently, and he went out.
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Merle heard about Floraâs guinea pigs from Nancy Hubner, the widow in number 7, who heard about them from her daughter, Noni, who was having a love affair with the college boy, Bruce Severance. He told her one night in his trailer after they had made love and were lying in darkness on the huge waterbed heâd built, smoking a joint while the stereo played the songs of the humpback whale quietly around them. Noni had been a college girl in northern California before her nervous breakdown, so she understood and appreciated Bruce more than anyone else in the park could. Most everyone tolerated Bruce good-humoredlyâhe believed in knowledge and seemed to be earnest in his quest for it, and what little knowledge he had already acquired, or believed he had acquired, he dispensed liberally to anyone who would listen. He was somberly trying to explain to Noni how yogic birth control worked, how âbasically feministâ it was, because the responsibility was the manâs, not the womanâs.
âI wondered how come you never asked me if I was protected,â she said.
âYeah, well, no need to, man. Itâs all in the breathing and certain motions with the belly, so the sperm gets separated from the ejaculatory fluid prior to emission. Itâs really quite simple.â
âAmazing.â
âYeah.â
âOverpopulation is an incredible problem.â
âYeah. It is.â
âI believe that if we could just solve the overpopulation problem, all the rest of the worldâs problems would be solved, too. Like wars.â
âEcological balance, man. The destruction of the earth.â
âThe energy crisis. Everything.â
âYeah, man. Itâs like those guinea pigs of Flora Peaseâs. Flora, sheâs got these
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