Indiana. I was, after all, engaged to an heiress, or at least Bart was.
And also for the sheer silly intrigue of it. Iâve never been able to quit when I was ahead, never known how to stop before I got caught, and I wasnât likely to learn now. So I went with Liz to Hommelâs, watched a ferry depart, and waited to be invited home.
For a while it looked as though it wouldnât happen. Liz spent her first two drinks making remarks about Candy, some of which I thought were probably unfair, then devoted her third to class-conscious slurs of the citizens around us. It must be hard to be a promiscuous snob, but Liz managed.
Finally, partway into her fourth vodka-ice, she looked at me and said, âSo what do you do now?â
âSwelter in the city, I suppose. Iâll hate to break the news to Bart.â
âScrew Bart.â
âHeâs my brother.â
âHe isnât mine,â she said, callously, I thought.
âThen thereâs my apartment,â I said. I sighed, but was manful about it. âWell, Iâve camped in my office before.â
âWhatâs wrong with your apartment?â
I was just about to tell her it was sublet when I realized I was supposed to have been spending half of every week in the damn place. âBart,â I said. âItâs just a one-and-a-half in the Village, there isnât room for both of us.â
âHeâs in your place?â
That didnât make sense, did it? âWell,â I said. Invention flowed through me, bred by necessity, and I said, âBart doesnât have his own place yet Not till after Labor Day.â
âWhy not?â
âHe spent several years out on the Coast,â I explained. (Of course! If a friend of mine expressed bewilderment about Bart in Lizâs presence, this would explain it; he was a long-lost brother.) âHe just came back the beginning of the summer,â I said, âwhen he came into the business with me.â
âOh. Well, you want to come stay at my house?â
âDo I have to sleep in the closet?â
She showed me her sour grin. âI like being around you,â she said. âYouâre a little funnier than most people. Like back at your lady-friendâs house.â
âI give all credit to my supporting cast.â
âUh huh.â She downed her drink and signaled to the proprietor for another. âCan you get hold of that brat with the boat?â
âI can try.â But should I plead Bartâs case? No. Screw Bart, as Liz so correctly pointed out. Let him plead his own case, with Betty. âIâll be right back,â I said, and headed for the pay phone.
A ND THEN I WROTE : âChristmas comes but once a yearâIâm glad you can do better.â
That was on the ferry, Wednesday morning, three days after Iâd moved in at Point Oâ Woods. I was old family there by now, and I was sure Bart would do every bit as well.
Betty had accepted my presence with her inevitable artificial hostess smile, but of course the hypocritical little bitch had to pretend Liz and I werenât screwing, so of course we had to pretend we werenât screwing, so thereâd been a lot of tiptoeing back and forth as a result At least we hadnât had to enter any closets.
I was now in full uncontested occupation of Mom and Popâs room. I had at first tossed my attaché case onto Daddyâs bed, to see if Betty would comment, and damn if she didnât switch me over to the other bed: âItâs closer to the closet.â An unintentional private joke, at which Liz and I did not exchange looks. And also an indication that Betty actually was the sentimental creep she pretended to be; she was saving that bed for Bart.
And wasnât she, though. She insisted on calling Bart right then on Sunday evening, inviting him out for his half-week vacations. In desperation I gave her Ralph and Candyâs city
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