We Are Legion (We Are Bob) (Bobiverse Book 1) by Dennis E. Taylor

run out of roamers before they ran out of ammo. And they now had two roamer-free shooters.
    But the distraction allowed the security guards to regroup. They set up a crossfire and shot a few of the invaders, then invited the rest to surrender. Now, the attackers had to deal with gunfire as well as roamers attached to their faces. It was the last straw. The weapons were set down and the hands went up.
    Once the security guards had restrained all the remaining invaders, we found ourselves in an awkward tableau. The lead security guard looked at the prisoners, looked at the roamers, opened his mouth to say something, then closed it. I waved a leg on “my” roamer to get his attention.
    “You’re, uh… This is bad. Where’s Landers?” He glanced at his associates, eyes wide.
    Dr. Landers picked that moment to come running into the atrium. He still had his tablet with him, and he looked as alarmed as the security guards. Since the raid was now effectively over, there had to be something more going on. I realized that they were more concerned about me than about the invaders.
    “Bob, I wonder if I could persuade you to gather your flock and return to the training room…?”
    He had the power to deactivate me, so it wasn’t ever really a question of whether I’d cooperate. In any case, I wasn’t the rampaging Frankenstein they seemed to be concerned about.
    With a roamerish salute, me and my horde headed down the hall.
    ***
    “Okay, doc, time to spill the beans. What’s with the security glass and the quaking in your boots when I got loose?”
    Dr. Landers was courteous enough to not try to pretend he didn’t understand what I was talking about. He sighed and leaned back in his chair.
    “We—by which I mean the people working on the project, including myself—are not scared of you, Bob. We’re scared of the tactical nuke buried in the basement.”
    If I’d still had eyebrows, they would have shot right off my head. “Habba-whaaa?”
    “It is just possible, Bob, that you face a greater danger from our own government than you do from our foreign competitors. At least from certain factions.” He shifted a little to face me and waved a hand. “I mentioned before that the upper echelons of FAITH are not unanimous in supporting this venture. I very probably understated the situation.”
    I considered that statement for a millisecond or so. Nuke in the basement… yikes.
    “So this is like the Andromeda Strain?”
    Dr. Landers looked confused, so I waved a waldo in dismissal. “Never mind. Another old movie. The point is that the nuke is a last line of defense against me getting out and scaring all the civilians and farm animals?”
    “That’s right Bob. And I’m definitely going to have to start watching some more old movies.”
    “So who has the button?”
    “I don’t know. We’ve deliberately not been told how we’re being monitored, who makes the decision, or how it’s carried out. We just know that if someone, somewhere, decides they don’t like something, we could all become a radioactive cloud. No warning, no discussion.”
    “And you agreed to this? How much are they paying you?”
    Dr. Landers laughed. “The rewards for successful completion of this project are considerable. Those who support the venture are throwing a lot of money at it. I, personally, will be able to retire with my bonus.” He grimaced and gave me a one-sided shrug. “And of course, under FAITH, agreement is not optional.”
    I smiled—in my mind, anyway. “Gotcha. Okay, I’ll try to stay put in the future.”
    He swept his hands to take in the room. “And, since we’re still here talking, I’d guess the immediate danger is over. Someone was either away from their monitoring station or decided you weren’t that big of a danger. Or something.”
    Dr. Landers stood up and looked around the training room. The roamers—the remaining roamers, anyway—were properly arrayed on their racks. Maintenance people had levered