When Patty Went to College

When Patty Went to College by Jean Webster

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Authors: Jean Webster
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sequels, they naturally wanted to hear the last."
    Priscilla laughed. "But yours doesn't happen to be the last. I know a still later one."
    "Later than Patty's?" the table demanded.
    "Yes, later than Patty's. It isn't really a sequel; it's just an appendix. I shouldn't tell you, only you'll find it out, so I might as well. Miss McKay has invited two men for the junior party, and both have accepted. As two men are hard to manage, she has (by request) asked me to take care of one of them--namely, Mr. Frederick K. Stanthrope."
    Patty sighed. "I see a whole series of sequels stretching away into the future. It's worse than the Elsie Books!"

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    VII
    In Pursuit of Old English
    "Hello, Patty! Have you read the bulletin-board this morning?" called Cathy Fair, as she caught up with Patty on the way home from a third-hour recitation.
    "No," said Patty; "I think it's a bad habit. You see too many unpleasant things there."
    "Well, there's certainly an unpleasant one to-day. Miss Skelling wishes the Old English class to be provided with writing materials this afternoon."
    Patty stopped with a groan. "I think it's absolutely abominable to give an examination without a word of warning."
    "Not an examination," quoted Cathy; "just a 'little test to see how much you know.'"
    "I don't know a thing," wailed Patty--"not a blessed thing."
    "Nonsense, Patty; you know more than any one else in the class."
    "Bluff--it's all pure bluff. I come in strong on the literary criticism and the general discussions, and she never realizes that I don't know a word of the grammar."
    "You've got two hours. You can cut your classes and review it up."
    "Two hours!" said Patty, sadly. "I need two days. I've never learned it, I tell you. The Anglo-Saxon grammar is a thing no mortal can carry in his head, and I thought I might as well wait and learn it before examinations."
    "I don't wish to appear unfeeling," laughed Cathy, "but I should say, my dear, that it serves you right."
    "Oh, I dare say," said Patty. "You are as bad as Priscilla"; and she trailed gloomily homeward.
    She found her friends reviewing biology and eating olives. "Have one?" asked Lucille Carter, who, provided with a hat-pin by way of fork, was presiding over the bottle for the moment.
    "No, thanks," returned Patty, in the tone of one who has exhausted life and longs for death.
    "What's the matter?" inquired Priscilla. "You don't mean to say that woman has given you another special topic?"
    "Worse than that!" and Patty laid bare the tragedy.
    A sympathetic silence followed; they realized that while she was, perhaps, not strictly deserving of sympathy, still her impending fate was of the kind that might overtake any one.
    "You know, Pris," said Patty, miserably, "that I simply can't pass."
    "No," said Priscilla, soothingly; "I don't believe you can."
    "I shall flunk flat --absolutely flat . Miss Skelling will never have any confidence in me again, and will make me recite every bit of grammar for the rest of the semester."
    "I should think you'd cut," ventured Georgie--that being, in her opinion, the most obvious method of escaping an examination.
    "I can't. I just met Miss Skelling in the hall five minutes before the blow fell, and she knows I'm alive and able to be about; besides, the class meets again to-morrow morning, and I'd have to cram all night or cut that too."
    "Why don't you go to Miss Skelling and frankly explain the situation," suggested Lucille the virtuous, "and ask her to let you off for a day or two? She would like you all the better for it."
    "Will you listen to the guileless babe!" said Patty. "What is there to explain, may I ask? I can't very well tell her that I prefer not to learn the lessons as she gives them out, but think it easier to wait and cram them up at one fell swoop, just before examinations. That would ingratiate myself in her favor!"
    "It's your own fault," said Priscilla.
    Patty groaned. "I was just waiting to hear you say that! You always do."
    "It's always

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