steam room.â
âAt least I hang up my towels.â
âAt least I donât hang my panties to dry over the curtain rod.â
âWhere do you dry your panties, Roberto?â
âShut up.â
Roberto slammed the bathroom door behind him. I finally got out of bed just as Morgan turned her wrath on Kendra.
âIs that my cereal youâre eating?â
I pulled back the sheet in my doorway and saw Kendra perched on a stack of boxes in the corner of the kitchen. She sat cross-legged, a bowl of cereal in one hand, a spoon poised midair between the bowl and her mouth, looking guilty as sin. Through a mouthful of cereal she mumbled, âNo.â
Morgan, her back to me, folded her arms and said, âIt is. Why are you eating my cereal? I clearly labeled everything thatâs mine.â
âItâs mine,â Kendra insisted.
Morgan opened a cupboard and pulled out a Raisin Bran box. She shook it for dramatic effect and said, âThis is your cereal. The one with three flakes and a raisin inside.â
âSounds like our apartment,â Roberto yelled from the bathroom.
Morgan ignored him and said, âMine was practically new, but now itâs half-full.â
âOr itâs half empty,â I said, moving past her to make toast. âDepending on your worldview.â
âStay out of this,â Morgan demanded.
âDonât mind me. Iâm just waiting for my toast. Carry on with your interrogation.â Morgan sneered at me and over her shoulder, I could see Kendra cringe. I added, âDo you have time for this? Donât you have to be at work soon?â
âI can manage my schedule on my own, thank you,â Morgan said. She turned to Kendra, glanced at the clock on the wall, then made a noise of exasperation as she went into her bedroom, obviously giving up.
âThanks,â Kendra whispered.
âDonât thank me. I just want peace and quiet. I donât know why I have to wake up to this insanity every day.â My toast popped up and I caught it before it hit the counter. Even though I bleached it daily, I knew the counter was a roach playground in the middle of the night. When Kendra hopped from the boxes to the floor, I pointed at them and said, âI thought you guys were going to find a place for all your crap.â
Kendra rinsed her bowl in the sink and replied, âWe will.â
âThatâs what you said last week.â
âMost of itâs Morganâs. You try getting her to do anything.â
âYou got me there.â
Roberto passed through on his way to our room, a towel barely wrapped around his waist. âYo.â
âYo,â I replied to his retreating backside.
Kendra blushed, stammered something about it being her turn, and scampered into the bathroom. I took my tea and toast to the living room, the best place to avoid the othersâ morning routines.
Roberto poked his head into the room, tossed my cell to me, and said, âYour phone just vibrated. I think you have a message.â While I listened to my messages, I heard the front door slam. A few minutes later, as I was dialing, it slammed again. Kendra meandered into the room and sank to the floor in front of me. She opened her mouth to speak, but I cut her off by holding up my hand.
âBenny, itâs Nick. I got your message. Iâm sorry, but Chelsea? I donât think I canââ
âWhat do you mean? Nick, I need you. Deshaun is sick. He covered for you when you were out sick. Besides, werenât you the one who was begging me for more hours?â
âI wouldnât say I was begging,â I protested.
âIâm really in a bind, Nick,â Benny whined. âI know you donât like to work below Fifty-seventh Street, but thereâs literally nobody else who can do this job. Anyway, the clientâs a neat freak. Youâll hardly have to do anything. A little dusting, thatâs
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