all.â
I knew that was bunk. While it was true that our more anal retentive clients had cleaner apartments, they were also far more demanding. The smallest spot on a water glass, or a speck of dust on a bookshelf, sent them into fits of rage. But as a substitute, I wouldnât have to break my back. If my work wasnât up to snuff, Benny could apologize and promise Iâd never darken their doorstep again.
âThis is a one time thing, right?â
âOf course. You can fit him in between your ten and four oâclock clients. Please, Nick. You have to do this. Heâs a very importantââ
âFine,â I relented. âIâll do it.â
Benny gave me the address, and I groaned after I disconnected the call.
âBad news?â Kendra asked. Iâd almost forgotten she was in the room. Before I could answer, she said, âRoberto and Morgan are gone. Call in sick. I donât want to go to my classes. Letâs goof off.â
âI canât afford to goof off. I have bills to pay. So do you.â
âThey donât pay me to go to class,â she said. âBesides, Iâm just talking about ditching class. Iâll go to work this afternoon.â
âLet me get this straight. You want me to miss work and not get paid, so I can keep you company and entertain you. But later, youâre going to ditch me, so you can go earn a living?â
âUh, yeah,â she said.
âNice try. Go to class,â I said. âI have to get ready for work.â
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By the time I arrived at the temporary cleaning gig in Chelsea, I was already exhausted. My ten oâclock had been a single mother, which meant several loads of laundry. Of course she didnât have a laundry room in her building. I had to schlep everything three blocks away, running back and forth between loads to wash dishes, vacuum, dust, and bleach everything her precious baby could possibly put in her mouth. Right before I left, there was a diaper incident that made me want to call in a hazardous waste crew.
The address Benny had given me led me to a condominium high-rise. I rechecked the numbers, hoping Iâd read them wrong. Unfortunately, I hadnât. I stood outside, staring up, trying to count the floors. Across the street, the half-finished steel skeleton of a similar building rose from behind a blue barricade. Signs were posted along the fencing, urging pedestrians to keep back. Returning home to Spanish Harlem seemed a safe distance. But I didnât want to lose my job. With any luck, the apartment Iâd been sent to clean would be on the third floor.
In the lobby, the concierge handed me a key to one of the two penthouses. He called after me, âDonât forget to water the plants on the terrace.â
I turned back to smile and nod. When he looked away, I flipped him off and reluctantly summoned the elevator. Inside, I closed my eyes and screamed the chorus to âWhat Have I Done to Deserve This?â by the Pet Shop Boys, until the doors opened again. I willed the key not to work, but it did. Everyone and everything was against me.
The penthouse was easily four to five thousand square feet, with a mezzanine loft providing extra acreage to thwart my plan to get in and out as quickly as possible. The vast space was heightened by the minimalist décor. The few pieces of furniture were arranged in small groups, making a guided tour irrelevant. The black leather sofa, two chairs, and barren glass coffee table seemed to exclaim, âHi! Weâre the seating area. If you sit down, please donât touch the table.â And so on through the apartment.
As promised, the owner was compulsively neat. The kitchen was cold and sterile. The stainless steel island begged for an emergency appendectomy to be performed on it. The glass table in the nearby dining area suggested that its ownerâs motto might be Tables should be clean and not seen. The mirror in
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