enable you to blend into any background from the waist down. These will turn out to be particularly useful on Thursday when senior managers decide on a snap cubicle
inspection.
Lucky road-kill: Hare
Lucky particle: The quark
S AGITTARIUS
This week your ruler the Sun is trine with Jupiter which means some respite from the constant battle to wring the best out of the work-shy fops with whom you are burdened. Look
on the bright side, you have an attractive mower, a wife who starts on the third or fourth pull, and a world-class collection of reading glasses, so things could be much worse – and indeed on
Friday, they are.
Lucky loins: Pork
Lucky alias: Thaxted Mulrooney
C APRICORN
Over the years, your quick and clever tongue has made you popular on the whole, and it has surprised many that you have not risen further. However, on Wednesday, the Full Moon
out of your office window will have a dramatic effect on your fortunes when you are spotted by a senior television executive, who immediately signs you up as Ant & Dec’s stunt double.
Lucky snack: Bread-pudding
Lucky Parton: Dolly
A QUARIUS
Mysterious Neptune enters your seventh house on Wednesday bringing with it a sense of foreboding along with an unexpected bill for emergency chiropody work. Many people see you
as being a little timorous, shy, and even insecure. But be of good heart, with a little more effort, the restraint you inherited from your Mother should finally give way after one more really
determined chew on Wednesday night.
Lucky beetle: Goliath
Lucky paper: The Essex Chronicle
P ISCES
Although the years have so far been kind to you, fickle Pluto is a constant reminder that the constant strain of early mornings and early lunches may one day begin to take its
toll. Saturn is trine with Neptune on Thursday which indicates that you may pick up a touch of St. Elmo’s fire, so keep a bucket of water about you at all times.
Lucky composer: Schubert
Lucky symbol: Ampersand
W EEKLY F ORECAST FOR
9 TH TO 15 TH M AY
A RIES
You have always enjoyed the finer things in life, but your ruler, Saturn, entering your fourth house on Tuesday, combined with a surprise phone call from NASA telling you that
you are starting to show up on satellite photographs, indicates that cutting back on the nourishment may be no bad thing. Fate however takes a hand on Thursday when you lose nearly three stone in
the back of a taxi in a freak wonderbra accident.
Lucky phobia: Protozoa
Lucky hold: Half-Nelson
T AURUS
An unusual start to the week is indicated by Mars rising. It seems that after years of pulling faces to amuse and entertain senior executives, your Mother’s warning
finally comes true, the wind changes (no bad thing in your case) and you stay that way. Fortunately, a trine Mercury means that the resulting rictus will only last until Thursday, when a freak
paper-cut severs the nerves causing the problem.
Lucky tern: Sooty
Lucky Pope: Pius X
G EMINI
Venus, planet of love, moves into your sign on Wednesday indicating that you will meet the woman of your dreams. Unfortunately, as usual, you will be sound asleep at the time.
Later in the week, Jupiter forms an unusual square with Pluto and Neptune leaving you unable to shake off the eerie feeling that you’ve had déjà vu before.
Lucky tone: Wolfe
Lucky triangle: Winnersh
C ANCER
A trine between dynamic Mercury and your ruler, the Sun, means that you need to take care not to become exhausted by your heavy workload. Now might be the time to consider a
break – a line-dancing weekend in Bratislava, or even that cross-country double-entry book-keeping holiday in Rhyl you’ve had your eye on.
Lucky estuary: Medway
Lucky accent: Flemish
L EO
Venus is in your birthsign this week, so the prospects of a real old-fashioned romance are good, particularly on Monday. Even if you don’t find the love of your life this
week, you will certainly get a surprise on Tuesday, as Mars in your fourth house
inspection.
Lucky road-kill: Hare
Lucky particle: The quark
S AGITTARIUS
This week your ruler the Sun is trine with Jupiter which means some respite from the constant battle to wring the best out of the work-shy fops with whom you are burdened. Look
on the bright side, you have an attractive mower, a wife who starts on the third or fourth pull, and a world-class collection of reading glasses, so things could be much worse – and indeed on
Friday, they are.
Lucky loins: Pork
Lucky alias: Thaxted Mulrooney
C APRICORN
Over the years, your quick and clever tongue has made you popular on the whole, and it has surprised many that you have not risen further. However, on Wednesday, the Full Moon
out of your office window will have a dramatic effect on your fortunes when you are spotted by a senior television executive, who immediately signs you up as Ant & Dec’s stunt double.
Lucky snack: Bread-pudding
Lucky Parton: Dolly
A QUARIUS
Mysterious Neptune enters your seventh house on Wednesday bringing with it a sense of foreboding along with an unexpected bill for emergency chiropody work. Many people see you
as being a little timorous, shy, and even insecure. But be of good heart, with a little more effort, the restraint you inherited from your Mother should finally give way after one more really
determined chew on Wednesday night.
Lucky beetle: Goliath
Lucky paper: The Essex Chronicle
P ISCES
Although the years have so far been kind to you, fickle Pluto is a constant reminder that the constant strain of early mornings and early lunches may one day begin to take its
toll. Saturn is trine with Neptune on Thursday which indicates that you may pick up a touch of St. Elmo’s fire, so keep a bucket of water about you at all times.
Lucky composer: Schubert
Lucky symbol: Ampersand
W EEKLY F ORECAST FOR
9 TH TO 15 TH M AY
A RIES
You have always enjoyed the finer things in life, but your ruler, Saturn, entering your fourth house on Tuesday, combined with a surprise phone call from NASA telling you that
you are starting to show up on satellite photographs, indicates that cutting back on the nourishment may be no bad thing. Fate however takes a hand on Thursday when you lose nearly three stone in
the back of a taxi in a freak wonderbra accident.
Lucky phobia: Protozoa
Lucky hold: Half-Nelson
T AURUS
An unusual start to the week is indicated by Mars rising. It seems that after years of pulling faces to amuse and entertain senior executives, your Mother’s warning
finally comes true, the wind changes (no bad thing in your case) and you stay that way. Fortunately, a trine Mercury means that the resulting rictus will only last until Thursday, when a freak
paper-cut severs the nerves causing the problem.
Lucky tern: Sooty
Lucky Pope: Pius X
G EMINI
Venus, planet of love, moves into your sign on Wednesday indicating that you will meet the woman of your dreams. Unfortunately, as usual, you will be sound asleep at the time.
Later in the week, Jupiter forms an unusual square with Pluto and Neptune leaving you unable to shake off the eerie feeling that you’ve had déjà vu before.
Lucky tone: Wolfe
Lucky triangle: Winnersh
C ANCER
A trine between dynamic Mercury and your ruler, the Sun, means that you need to take care not to become exhausted by your heavy workload. Now might be the time to consider a
break – a line-dancing weekend in Bratislava, or even that cross-country double-entry book-keeping holiday in Rhyl you’ve had your eye on.
Lucky estuary: Medway
Lucky accent: Flemish
L EO
Venus is in your birthsign this week, so the prospects of a real old-fashioned romance are good, particularly on Monday. Even if you don’t find the love of your life this
week, you will certainly get a surprise on Tuesday, as Mars in your fourth house
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