indicates that you will be ambushed and carried off by hoverflies when you wear your second-best yellow shirt to
work.
Lucky process: Photosynthesis
Lucky sidekick: Dr. Watson
V IRGO
Mercury, planet of communication enters your sign on Tuesday. This should see an end to an ongoing disagreement you have had with the HR department over your interpretation of
the staff disciplinary procedures. Your suggestion that these should include Chinese burns, horse-bites, nutmegs, and for lesser offences, a game of ‘knuckles’ with the head of
Marketing, is not well received.
Lucky estuary: Medway
Lucky main course: Boiled chicken nerves
L IBRA
Everyone will notice Libra this week. You’re the ones with the glow around you that nothing can dampen. Later in the week, Mars rising indicates that you will discover
that this is due to an excess of seafood in your diet, which has caused you to develop a phosphorescent ‘wake’.
Lucky vein: Vena cava
Lucky harp: Aeolian
S CORPIO
On Tuesday, the New Moon in Pisces indicates that your true talent will at last be recognised and a big Hollywood film studio will offer you the part that you were born to
play, that of the leading role in the autobiographical story of Mick McManus. On Friday you will have ham and boiled new potatoes for dinner.
Lucky spasm: Restless leg
Lucky sauce: Hollandaise
S AGITTARIUS
Saturn rising in your third house indicates a strong interest in the activities of your close neighbours, especially the lady across the road. On Thursday mischievous Pluto
enters your birthsign, which means that you may well forget to take down the tripod and telescope before drawing the curtains to leave for work. The good news is that your photography is improving
no end.
Lucky cuffs: French
Lucky dance: Gavotte
C APRICORN
Venus and Saturn conjoin in your birthsign this week bringing an opportunity to control the volatility that has characterised so many of your recent pie recipes. On Wednesday a
freak accident with a bulldog-clip and a tin of mustard powder will leave you with a long-term inability to swallow wine-gums.
Lucky tense: Past participle
Lucky tipple: Sloe gin
A QUARIUS
This week’s Full Moon suggests that you will discover an impressive and potentially lucrative capacity for mashed potato consumption. However, there could be trouble in
store at the end of the week when a retrograde Pluto means that a close personal friend may have a mishap which results in them spilling blancmange on your Autoharp.
Lucky curtains: Flameproof
Lucky language: Norwegian
P ISCES
The Sun’s sharp link to Venus on Tuesday indicates that you will be swept away on a roller coaster of powerful and conflicting emotions, veering between yearning passion,
and quiet contentment when you receive some unsolicited slippers through the post. The Full Moon will also mean a touch of indigestion on Monday afternoon just before Tiffin.
Lucky precaution: Shillelagh
Lucky wavelength: 20 kilohertz
W EEKLY F ORECAST FOR
16 TH TO 22 ND M AY
A RIES
You are feeling a little fragile at the beginning of the week following your party on Saturday to launch your latest invention – the Crosse & Blackwell your heart,
Mulligatawny Bra. On Thursday Pluto rising indicates that you may be tempted to buy into a syndicate involved in the import of false nose-hair. Resist it with every fibre of your being.
Lucky spasm: Dry heaves
Lucky fencing: Woven hurdles
T AURUS
On Monday mysterious Neptune conjoins with Mars in Capricorn. This can only mean that you will be afflicted with a mysterious but mild ailment that baffles your Doctor. Towards
the end of the week, a trine Saturn means that the medical authorities finally find out what is wrong with you just days too late to have the affliction named after you.
Lucky rodent: Coypu
Lucky choking hazard: Poker dice
G EMINI
An interesting and enlightening week ahead. On Wednesday, a friendly aspect between Venus and Mars means that you
work.
Lucky process: Photosynthesis
Lucky sidekick: Dr. Watson
V IRGO
Mercury, planet of communication enters your sign on Tuesday. This should see an end to an ongoing disagreement you have had with the HR department over your interpretation of
the staff disciplinary procedures. Your suggestion that these should include Chinese burns, horse-bites, nutmegs, and for lesser offences, a game of ‘knuckles’ with the head of
Marketing, is not well received.
Lucky estuary: Medway
Lucky main course: Boiled chicken nerves
L IBRA
Everyone will notice Libra this week. You’re the ones with the glow around you that nothing can dampen. Later in the week, Mars rising indicates that you will discover
that this is due to an excess of seafood in your diet, which has caused you to develop a phosphorescent ‘wake’.
Lucky vein: Vena cava
Lucky harp: Aeolian
S CORPIO
On Tuesday, the New Moon in Pisces indicates that your true talent will at last be recognised and a big Hollywood film studio will offer you the part that you were born to
play, that of the leading role in the autobiographical story of Mick McManus. On Friday you will have ham and boiled new potatoes for dinner.
Lucky spasm: Restless leg
Lucky sauce: Hollandaise
S AGITTARIUS
Saturn rising in your third house indicates a strong interest in the activities of your close neighbours, especially the lady across the road. On Thursday mischievous Pluto
enters your birthsign, which means that you may well forget to take down the tripod and telescope before drawing the curtains to leave for work. The good news is that your photography is improving
no end.
Lucky cuffs: French
Lucky dance: Gavotte
C APRICORN
Venus and Saturn conjoin in your birthsign this week bringing an opportunity to control the volatility that has characterised so many of your recent pie recipes. On Wednesday a
freak accident with a bulldog-clip and a tin of mustard powder will leave you with a long-term inability to swallow wine-gums.
Lucky tense: Past participle
Lucky tipple: Sloe gin
A QUARIUS
This week’s Full Moon suggests that you will discover an impressive and potentially lucrative capacity for mashed potato consumption. However, there could be trouble in
store at the end of the week when a retrograde Pluto means that a close personal friend may have a mishap which results in them spilling blancmange on your Autoharp.
Lucky curtains: Flameproof
Lucky language: Norwegian
P ISCES
The Sun’s sharp link to Venus on Tuesday indicates that you will be swept away on a roller coaster of powerful and conflicting emotions, veering between yearning passion,
and quiet contentment when you receive some unsolicited slippers through the post. The Full Moon will also mean a touch of indigestion on Monday afternoon just before Tiffin.
Lucky precaution: Shillelagh
Lucky wavelength: 20 kilohertz
W EEKLY F ORECAST FOR
16 TH TO 22 ND M AY
A RIES
You are feeling a little fragile at the beginning of the week following your party on Saturday to launch your latest invention – the Crosse & Blackwell your heart,
Mulligatawny Bra. On Thursday Pluto rising indicates that you may be tempted to buy into a syndicate involved in the import of false nose-hair. Resist it with every fibre of your being.
Lucky spasm: Dry heaves
Lucky fencing: Woven hurdles
T AURUS
On Monday mysterious Neptune conjoins with Mars in Capricorn. This can only mean that you will be afflicted with a mysterious but mild ailment that baffles your Doctor. Towards
the end of the week, a trine Saturn means that the medical authorities finally find out what is wrong with you just days too late to have the affliction named after you.
Lucky rodent: Coypu
Lucky choking hazard: Poker dice
G EMINI
An interesting and enlightening week ahead. On Wednesday, a friendly aspect between Venus and Mars means that you
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