her lap as the waitress moved away.
“How are you feeling?” He shook out his napkin.
“I’m not sure. How do you suppose a gong feels after it’s just been banged?”
“Need some aspirin?”
“No thanks. Pain can accelerate spiritual growth.”
“Is that the kind of thinking they feed you at Zen Mind?” He took a sip of his water.
“No. No pain at Zen Mind. Mostly manicures, shiatsu massage, hair ironing, that kind of thing. I’m not sure if there’s a connection between hair ironing and Zen Buddhism, but it’s very chic.”
“I don’t doubt it. Very expensive too, I bet.”
“It’s only money. When you owe two million dollars, really, what’s a few thousand more?”
A crease appeared between his eyebrows. “You’ll regret getting into debt.”
“Have some personal experience in that area, do you?”
“I learned everything the hard way. I just want to help you out so you don’t have to do the same.” His frank gaze threatened her defenses.
She steeled herself against it. “What makes you think I need help?”
“The stories I read about you on the Internet and in the papers.”
“You searched for me on the Internet?” She ignored the funny fluttery sensation that gave her. “I told you, they make up lies.”
“Do they? When I found you, you were drunk in the morning and living on Cheetos. That’s actually worse than what I read.”
“If we’re going to be blunt, let’s be blunt. No one gives a crap about me. I was just an easy pocket to pick, for my parents as well as you. It’s empty. So who cares what I do with my life?”
She expected him to protest, to say he cared. He didn’t. He just looked at her. A look so filled with pity it knocked her right off balance. She grabbed her glass and drank water and looked anywhere but at Con while the waitress put her fruit salad in front of her.
Canned, with slippery radioactive peaches and a Dayglo cherry on top.
The waitress returned with two steaming plates loaded high with eggs, bacon, sausage and pancakes. She moved the fruit salad to the side and set one of the plates right in front of Lizzie with no prompting from Con. She returned with two plates of toast, butter and jam.
“God I’m starving.” Her confession was a relief.
Con smiled. “Good. Eat up.” He buttered some toast and took a bite.
She loaded a fork with eggs and sausage and almost had an oral orgasm as she chewed it. “I’d forgotten what actual food tastes like,” she murmured through her mouthful. Con beamed and took another bite of toast. “At Zen Mind it was either tofu teriyaki with wheatgrass juice, or contraband Cheetos and champagne. Hey, why are you eating toast when there’s all this other good stuff?”
“I like toast.” He took another neat bite. Chewed it with his lips closed. Dark lashes a girl would kill for hid his eyes.
“You know, it’s a damn shame you aren’t a moneyed aristocrat. As far as I’m concerned, you’ve got everything it takes: You drive with the roof down at eighty miles an hour and don’t have a hair out of place; you hang around in custom-made Italian suits like you’re wearing sweats; and, last and most important, you’re an arrogant SOB who’s out to get his and screw everyone else. Maybe you were switched at birth or something? Where were you born, anyway?”
“Nowhere you’d know.” He popped the last of the toast triangle in his mouth and dusted his fingers over the plate.
“No, really, I want to know. You don’t have a Southern accent, now that I think about it.”
“We don’t all talk the same, you know.”
“Your accent almost does sound a little French. Maybe that’s why I cottoned onto the French aristocracy thing so easily. What’s the name of the town?”
“Like I said, you wouldn’t know it.” He picked up a jug of syrup and poured some on his pancakes.
“So what’s the harm in telling me?”
“You’ll laugh.”
“Good, I could use a laugh,” she muttered through a
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