A Wedding for Wiglaf? by Kate McMullan

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    Dream: Valiant Dragon Slayer
    Reality: Teacher’s Pet
    Extracurricular Activities: Sir Lancelot Fan Club; Armor Polishing Club; Future Dragon Slayer of the Month Club; DSA Pep Squad, Founder and Cheer Composer
    Favorite Subject: All of Them!!!!!
    Oft-Heard Saying: “When I am a mighty Dragon Slayer ...”
    Plans for the Future: To take over DSA
    Students
Baldrick de Bold
    This is a banner year for Baldrick. He is celebrating his tenth year as a Class I lad at DSA. Way to go, Baldrick! If any of you new students want to know the ropes, Baldrick is the one to see. He can tell when you should definitely not eat the cafeteria’s eel, where the choice seats are in Professor Pluck’s class, and what to tell the headmaster if you are late to class. Just don’t ask him the answer to any test questions.

    Dream: To run the world
    Reality: A runny nose
    Extracurricular Activities: Practice Dragon Maintenance Squad; Least Improved Slayer-in-Training Award
    Favorite Subject: “Could you repeat the question?”
    Oft Heard Saying: “A dragon ate my homework.”
    Plans for the Future: To transfer to Dragon Stabbers’ Prep