hurry.
Reluctantly, I give up on my search, head back to my room, and somehow manage to get dressed and do my hair in record time. (Weâre all on a tight schedule this morning.)
This seriously blows! I woke up excited this morning; like really, genuinely, looking forward to finally doing this thing for real! I canât miss another shoot. It would look totally unprofessional!
I glance at my reflection in the mirror, and Iâm as pale as a ghost. Oh gawd! I look like I have the flu. How am I going to make it through breakfast?
* * *
Massimoâs face breaks into a huge grin when he sees me. âGood morning, bella !â
âGood morning, Massimo.â I smile weakly.
âToday is a big day so I have prepared for you my Massimo breakfast special!â
âMassimo breakfast special?â
âYou have not heard of it? It is famous!â
âUm ⦠I donât think so.â
âAhhh ⦠no matter!â He waves his hand dismissively. âWords cannot describe. You need to taste!â
âMassimo, I ⦠um â¦â
Before I can protest, the Massimo Breakfast Special is in front of me â a massive egg-and-sausage breakfast sandwich, oozing with cheese, slimy fried onions, and something green, which may or may not be avocado. Massimo beams with pride, his eyes wide with anticipation as he waits for me to take a bite.
Henry, who was in the middle of wolfing down his first sandwich when I came in, wastes no time diving in to a second, and is oohing and ahhing with every bite.
Massimo claps his hands and laughs. âA masterpiece, no?â
âMassimo, I reckon youâve outdone yourself!â Henry says, happily popping a final dripping bite into his mouth.
âHenry,â I say, passing him a napkin, âyou have ⦠um ⦠some egg yolk on your chin.â So gross!
Henry grabs the napkin and wipes off the disgusting egg yolk. âAh gee, thanks, Han!â
âNo problem,â I reply, my stomach lurching.
âDig in!â Henry points at my sandwich.
âIâm not that hungry.â
Massimo frowns at me. âHannah, my dear. You must eat.â
No ⦠I must not eat! I must get out of here!
âMassimo ⦠I â¦â
âI hope everyone is fuelling up with healthy food this morning!â Captain Steele bellows as he comes into the galley.
Why is his voice so loud? He seriously scares the crap out of me every time he opens his mouth.
Massimo holds up the captainâs special teacup. âCoffee, Captain?â
Captain Steele is about to answer when he glances down at the gigantic breakfast sandwich in front of me.
âHannah, is this your idea of a healthy breakfast ?â
âUm â¦â I glance over at Massimo, who looks like heâs wincing in pain from what I can only guess is fear of the captainâs wrath.
The captainâs nostrils flare. âPlease, for just this once, answer the question !â
âCaptain,â Massimo bravely breaks in, âHannah didnât ââ
âI didnât â¦â I say, cutting him off (with no idea of how to finish the sentence). âI didnât ⦠I didnât â¦â
âYou didnât what!â the captain barks.
âI didnât realize how hungry Iâd be this morning because Iâve â¦â (gulp) â⦠been so sick, and now that Iâm feeling better, I figured Iâd need a big breakfast â¦â (gulp) â⦠with eggs â¦â (gulp) â⦠and sausage â¦â (gulp) â⦠and cheese ⦠and mmm ⦠caramelized onions,â (gulp) â⦠because now Iâm just starving and â¦â
Itâs like thereâs no way to stop my rambling; Iâm like an out of control runaway train speeding downhill!
â⦠and oh my gosh, Iâm so hungry,â I say, stuffing the massive sandwich into my mouth.
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