Suddenly, my teeth are piercing through the English muffin and into the soft, squishy egg. Ewwwww ⦠this was an epically bad idea.
âHmmm ⦠Do you know what my daughter ate this morning?â the captain asks.
He doesnât wait for me to answer, which is good because I definitely couldnât right now.
âShe had carrot juice, a bowl of blueberries, and a spinach-and-egg-white omelette. And do you know why she â¦â
The mention of egg white seals the deal for my topsy-turvy tummy, and suddenly the captain sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown: â⦠wah-wah-wah-wah-wahhh â¦â
I swallow hard, trying to postpone the inevitable. I can feel my stomach starting to contract, pushing everything upwards. This is not good â¦
Fortunately, the barfing is over pretty quick; the unfortunate thing, however, is that the captain is in the line of fire when my stomach finally decides to blow.
âIâm ⦠Iâm sorry. Um â¦â I stammer.
Henryâs eyes bulge as he presses his smiling lips together, trying to hold back his laughter. The captain throws him a warning glare, and then shifts his furious eyes back to me.
âFirst my trophy, and now my favourite shoes. Is there something you are trying to tell me, Miss Smart?â
I donât dare answer; for all I know, itâs one of those rhetorical questions.
âMassimo! Some disinfectant and a rag please,â the captain orders loudly.
âYes, Captain,â Massimo answers, a rag and spray bottle already in his hands.
As soon as the captain has been cleaned up and sent on his way with a cup of coffee and a breakfast sandwich of his own (double standard much?) Massimo brings me a cup of ginger tea.
âHannah, what has happened? You were fine yesterday.â
I hold up my bare wrists.
âWhere are your bands?â Massimo shakes his head in confusion.
âI donât know.â I frown. âI took them off before my shower and now theyâre gone.â
âHannah, Hannah, Hannah.â Henry clicks his tongue, smirking. âWhat are we going to do with you?â
âI donât know.â I shrug, too weak to come up with a witty comeback.
âCome on. Iâll help you look,â Henry says, taking the cup of tea from my hand. âTheyâve got to be around here somewhere.â
We search my cabin, the bathroom, and even the hallway, but theyâre nowhere to be found.
âWhy did you take them off, anyway?â Henry asks.
âI didnât want them to get wet,â I answer.
âGood idea.â
âYeah, I didnât even think about it until Piper reminded me.â I smile. âShe was actually super sweet this morning.â
âPiper, sweet?â he says, raising an eyebrow. âThatâs interesting.â
I look at him strangely for a second, and then suddenly, I get it ⦠Piper.
8
How to Outfox a Fox
S o , after checking lost and found (just in case), and having the captain ask at our morning meeting if anyone had seen them (which wasnât fun â he called me irresponsible in front of everyone), Iâve come to the conclusion that my seasickness bands are gone forever.
Henry frowns. âI hate to tell you this, Hannah â¦â
âWhat?â
âI think youâre going to have to lie down. You look terrible.â
âI feel terrible.â
âWant me to walk you back to your room?â
âSure.â
âSo, what are you gonna do? You canât call her on it. Sheâll just deny it.â
âI donât even know if it was her, Henry.â
âI do,â he says, opening my door.
âWe donât know for sure, Henry, and I canât risk breaking the no drama rule . Even though Iâm sick, I donât want to be sent home.â
âOkay, well, lie down for a bit. Maybe youâll feel better by the time weâre ready for the
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