that Crystal was moving constantly. “What are you doing?” I asked. “I don’t know,” she said. “I’m nervous about the fact that I’m looking for a dress with my mother. How messed up is that?” It was messed up, made even more so by the fact that Crystal is one of the most confident people that I know. I disliked Crystal’s mother a little bit more in that moment, knowing that her presence was causing my friend’s anxiety. I put my hand over hers. “You need me to do anything, just tell me. If you need to get out of here I can fake a medical emergency in a heartbeat.” Crystal laughed. “No you can’t. You’re a worse actor than Edwin.” That was harsh. Accurate, but harsh. “How much acting does it take to fall down in a faint? I could do that. You could tell your mom that I’ve got some weird tropical Australian disease. She’ll believe it.” “Thank you,” Crystal said as she gave me a hug. “I’m glad you’re here.” I hugged her back. “So am I.” “Liar.” Okay, fine. I was lying. I couldn’t think of many things worse than shopping for a bridesmaid dress for a wedding for Crystal’s mom. If there was a potential for a bridezilla moment, this was it. “There she is.” I turned around to look in the direction that Crystal was indicating. Crystal’s mom didn’t exactly look like I had pictured her. Admittedly, any time I had imagined Crystal’s mother, the words Las Vegas showgirl had featured prominently, so I had always pictured her in costume. That may have been a little inappropriate for the streets of Los Angeles. She was dressed pretty conservatively in a simple skirt and top, something you would expect with any bride-to-be. Her blonde hair was perfectly styled and she walked in that confident way that some women have. Those women that know that eyes are turning in their direction wherever they are going. She was taller than I expected. Crystal was tiny. Without high heels she barely reached five feet. Crystal’s coloring was in marked contrast to her mother. I’d never really thought before about how much more Crystal looked like her father than her mother. She stopped in front of us and awkwardly went to kiss Crystal on the cheek. “Roxy, this is my friend, Trudie, the one I told you about. Trudie, this is my mother, Roxy.” I put my hand out, for no other reason than to avoid the whole awkward social kissing scene. Roxy grasped my hand. “It’s so good to meet you, Trudie. Crystal has told me so much about you. I feel like I know you already.” I smiled hesitantly. No way was I going to bring up how well I knew her based on what Crystal had told me. That was never going to be a conversation that ended well. Crystal glanced between the two of us. “Should we go inside and get started?” she queried. Roxy smiled. “That would be a great idea.” I was surprised to find that the shop we had come to wasn’t as exclusive as I would have expected Crystal’s mother to have chosen. Maybe things were different this time round. Crystal turned to her mother. “What did you want me to wear?” Roxy smiled. “Just pick something out that you think you would like. We’re not really going with a theme for the wedding. We just want everyone to be happy and comfortable.” Crystal turned around but not before I noticed her raised eyebrows. I had a feeling that this new version of her mother was causing her to question everything she knew about the woman. After browsing through the racks Crystal entered the fitting rooms with her arms filled with dresses. I kept wandering through the store, not purposely avoiding Roxy, but just keeping my distance. I was admiring a deep blue dress in a soft fabric when Roxy came up behind me. “You don’t like me very much, do you?” In this moment, I had a choice. I could go with the socially acceptable fantasy version of my opinion, or I could go with the truth. “Not really.” You would think that after