posters are much nicer than Lana’s,” he told her. “Because they come from the heart, and not some photocopy shop.”
But Lilly ripped her posters in half and stuffed them into a trash can outside the administrative offices anyway. There was glitter everywhere by the time she was done.
She did say, kind of darkly, “She wants war? She’s got one.”
But Lilly may have been referring to the fact that they are serving brandade for lunch today in the caf. With cod, the main ingredient in brandade, being nearly extinct due to overfishing, Lilly’s been conducting a very vocal campaign on her public access show against its use in New York City restaurants.
I really wish those producers who optioned Lilly’s show would hurry up and find a studio to buy it already. Lilly really needs a new project. She has WAY too much time on her hands.
I have not heard from Michael since I signed off last night. I’m hoping this means he is busy with the whole petroleum-running-out thing, and not, you know, that he’s breaking up with me because he’s realized I’m not exactly the Do It type.
Wednesday, September 9, PE
There should be a law against dodgeball.
Also, what did I ever do to HER? I mean, she’s clearly winning this stupid election.
What is the point of even HAVING a bodyguard if he is going to allow me to be pelted in the thigh with red rubber balls?
I think that’s definitely going to leave a mark.
Wednesday, September 9, Geometry
“a if b” and “a only if b”
The phrase “if and only if” is represented by the abbreviations “if” and by the symbol
a b means both a b and b a.
Is the converse of a true statement necessarily true?
Excuse me, but
WHAT???????????????
There is a Euler diagram appearing on my thigh where Lana hit me with that ball.
Wednesday, September 9, English
Don’t you LOVE that pink sweater thing Ms. M’s wearing? She looks so totally Elle Woods in it! If Elle Woods had black hair, I mean.—T.
Yes. It’s nice.
R U OK? R U mad about what Lilly did? I think you’d make a reallly good student council prez, 4 what it’s worth.
Thanks, Tina. Actually, I’d sort of forgotten about that. So much other stuff is happening.
What other stuff? That thing with the snails?
You KNOW about that????
It was on the news last night. I guess those people in Monaco are kind of mad.
They have no right to be mad! It’s all their fault!
Yeah, the reporter kind of mentioned that. Is that what’s bothering U?
No. Well, partly. I mean—can you keep a secret?
Of course!
I know, but like a REAL secret. You CANNOT tell Lilly.
Pinky swear.
OR BORIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PINKY SWEAR!!! I SAID PINKY SWEAR!!!!
Okay. Well. It’s just that yesterday in the jet line Lana told me that college boys expect their girlfriends to Do It and that means Michael must be expecting for ME to Do It, only I’m not sure I want to. I mean, I guess I WANT to, but not if it involves taking my clothes off in front of him. But I’m not sure there’s any way around that. Also, I thought college boys only Did It with college girls. But I’m not a college girl, I’m a high school girl. But then I talked to my mom about it and she said she Did It when she was 15 with this guy named Wendell Jenkins but then he married this corn princess named April and my mom hasn’t even seen him since. And what if that happens with me and Michael? Like, what if we Do It and then we break up because it turns out we want different things and he marries a corn princess? I think that might kill me. Although my mom says she hasn’t thought about Wendell in years. I don’t know. What should I do?
Just because things didn’t work out with Wend dell and your mom is no reason to think that you and Michael are also going to break up. And what kind of name is WENDELL, anyway?
So you’re saying…I should Do It?????
I don’t think Lana really knows
But Lilly ripped her posters in half and stuffed them into a trash can outside the administrative offices anyway. There was glitter everywhere by the time she was done.
She did say, kind of darkly, “She wants war? She’s got one.”
But Lilly may have been referring to the fact that they are serving brandade for lunch today in the caf. With cod, the main ingredient in brandade, being nearly extinct due to overfishing, Lilly’s been conducting a very vocal campaign on her public access show against its use in New York City restaurants.
I really wish those producers who optioned Lilly’s show would hurry up and find a studio to buy it already. Lilly really needs a new project. She has WAY too much time on her hands.
I have not heard from Michael since I signed off last night. I’m hoping this means he is busy with the whole petroleum-running-out thing, and not, you know, that he’s breaking up with me because he’s realized I’m not exactly the Do It type.
Wednesday, September 9, PE
There should be a law against dodgeball.
Also, what did I ever do to HER? I mean, she’s clearly winning this stupid election.
What is the point of even HAVING a bodyguard if he is going to allow me to be pelted in the thigh with red rubber balls?
I think that’s definitely going to leave a mark.
Wednesday, September 9, Geometry
“a if b” and “a only if b”
The phrase “if and only if” is represented by the abbreviations “if” and by the symbol
a b means both a b and b a.
Is the converse of a true statement necessarily true?
Excuse me, but
WHAT???????????????
There is a Euler diagram appearing on my thigh where Lana hit me with that ball.
Wednesday, September 9, English
Don’t you LOVE that pink sweater thing Ms. M’s wearing? She looks so totally Elle Woods in it! If Elle Woods had black hair, I mean.—T.
Yes. It’s nice.
R U OK? R U mad about what Lilly did? I think you’d make a reallly good student council prez, 4 what it’s worth.
Thanks, Tina. Actually, I’d sort of forgotten about that. So much other stuff is happening.
What other stuff? That thing with the snails?
You KNOW about that????
It was on the news last night. I guess those people in Monaco are kind of mad.
They have no right to be mad! It’s all their fault!
Yeah, the reporter kind of mentioned that. Is that what’s bothering U?
No. Well, partly. I mean—can you keep a secret?
Of course!
I know, but like a REAL secret. You CANNOT tell Lilly.
Pinky swear.
OR BORIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PINKY SWEAR!!! I SAID PINKY SWEAR!!!!
Okay. Well. It’s just that yesterday in the jet line Lana told me that college boys expect their girlfriends to Do It and that means Michael must be expecting for ME to Do It, only I’m not sure I want to. I mean, I guess I WANT to, but not if it involves taking my clothes off in front of him. But I’m not sure there’s any way around that. Also, I thought college boys only Did It with college girls. But I’m not a college girl, I’m a high school girl. But then I talked to my mom about it and she said she Did It when she was 15 with this guy named Wendell Jenkins but then he married this corn princess named April and my mom hasn’t even seen him since. And what if that happens with me and Michael? Like, what if we Do It and then we break up because it turns out we want different things and he marries a corn princess? I think that might kill me. Although my mom says she hasn’t thought about Wendell in years. I don’t know. What should I do?
Just because things didn’t work out with Wend dell and your mom is no reason to think that you and Michael are also going to break up. And what kind of name is WENDELL, anyway?
So you’re saying…I should Do It?????
I don’t think Lana really knows
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