about how we got engaged in October, my favorite month of the year. I think it’s safe to assume that the only remotely wedding-related thing anybody’s asking me to be this month is maid of honor at a gay wedding.
I crane my neck to look for the light at the end of the tunnel.
I’m not speaking figuratively.
I’m looking for the actual light, as in the headlight of the number-six train.
All I want is to get home and take off these stockings and two-inch heels. Lame, I know, but two inches are two too many for me.
“Hey, I know!” Jack says suddenly. “How about if we go out to dinner tonight? You know…to celebrate Sweetest Day.”
“Tonight? You mean…go back out after we get home?”
Now that, my friends, is a revolutionary idea. When we first moved in together we came and went at all hours, but we’ve become proficient nesters lately. Most nights, once we’re home, we’re home—especially now that we have TiVo and even last-minute Blockbuster video rentals are a thing of the past. I know. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
“I was thinking we could stop somewhere now, on the way,” he says with the air of one who plans to zip through a drive-through for a couple of Whoppers.
“I don’t know…I’m kind of tired and I don’t really want to hang around all night in this.” I look down at my trench coat, crepe suit and pumps, which I donned for a client presentation with the futile hope that somebody might recognize me as executive material.
“We can go home first so you can change,” Jack offers. “I wouldn’t mind getting into some jeans myself.”
Jeans?
Okay, who said anything about jeans?
Aren’t we talking about a romantic Sweetest Day Eve dinner here?
Apparently, only one of us is. The other has apparently set his sights on the kind of establishment that offers a denim dress code and a tuna-melt special.
I yawn. It’s a fake yawn when I start it, but it turns real before it’s over.
“I don’t think so,” I tell Jack. “I’m really wiped out. It’s been a rough week.”
He’s watching me with an oddly intent expression. The platform has grown so crowded with commuters that his face is about six inches from mine and he’s looking right into my eyes, frowning slightly.
“Are you okay, Tracey?”
“What do you mean?”
“You just seem kind of…edgy.”
I look around at the restless horde of uptown-bound office drones being serenaded by Karaoke Girl, who is now bellowing, “I’ve Been to Paradise But I’ve Never Been to Me.”
“Who isn’t edgy?” I ask. “There hasn’t been a six train in almost ten minutes.”
“No, not about the subway. About…well, I have no idea what. You just seem edgy lately. At home, too.”
“I do?”
“You do.”
I smile to show him that beneath edgy, things couldn’t be more hunky-doodle-dory.
“It’s work, I guess—it’s getting to me,” I tell him, because A) that’s partly true, and B) when you’re in the advertising industry you can believably blame everything on work. It’s second only to PMS in my stress-related-excuse repertoire.
Looking as though he’s had a mini-epiphany, Jack puts an arm around me and pulls me close, pressing his forehead against mine. “I know what you need.”
So do I.
But Grand Central Station at rush hour is no place for him to go getting down on one knee. If the train shows up he might get trampled right onto the tracks, wiping out our future kids and the charming October-engagement story.
“What do I need, Jack?” I ask anyway, per chance we’re not on the same page.
“A quiet night at home. We can watch that new Willie Wonka DVD I just bought in wide screen.”
Willy Wonka? That’s what I need? Is he high?
Granted, I liked the book and I liked the movie—both versions.
But…
Willy Wonka?
“I’ll make that chicken thing you like,” he goes on. “And then I’ll give you a back rub. It’ll get rid of all the stress.”
“Oh.” Big fake-smile. “That sounds
I crane my neck to look for the light at the end of the tunnel.
I’m not speaking figuratively.
I’m looking for the actual light, as in the headlight of the number-six train.
All I want is to get home and take off these stockings and two-inch heels. Lame, I know, but two inches are two too many for me.
“Hey, I know!” Jack says suddenly. “How about if we go out to dinner tonight? You know…to celebrate Sweetest Day.”
“Tonight? You mean…go back out after we get home?”
Now that, my friends, is a revolutionary idea. When we first moved in together we came and went at all hours, but we’ve become proficient nesters lately. Most nights, once we’re home, we’re home—especially now that we have TiVo and even last-minute Blockbuster video rentals are a thing of the past. I know. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
“I was thinking we could stop somewhere now, on the way,” he says with the air of one who plans to zip through a drive-through for a couple of Whoppers.
“I don’t know…I’m kind of tired and I don’t really want to hang around all night in this.” I look down at my trench coat, crepe suit and pumps, which I donned for a client presentation with the futile hope that somebody might recognize me as executive material.
“We can go home first so you can change,” Jack offers. “I wouldn’t mind getting into some jeans myself.”
Jeans?
Okay, who said anything about jeans?
Aren’t we talking about a romantic Sweetest Day Eve dinner here?
Apparently, only one of us is. The other has apparently set his sights on the kind of establishment that offers a denim dress code and a tuna-melt special.
I yawn. It’s a fake yawn when I start it, but it turns real before it’s over.
“I don’t think so,” I tell Jack. “I’m really wiped out. It’s been a rough week.”
He’s watching me with an oddly intent expression. The platform has grown so crowded with commuters that his face is about six inches from mine and he’s looking right into my eyes, frowning slightly.
“Are you okay, Tracey?”
“What do you mean?”
“You just seem kind of…edgy.”
I look around at the restless horde of uptown-bound office drones being serenaded by Karaoke Girl, who is now bellowing, “I’ve Been to Paradise But I’ve Never Been to Me.”
“Who isn’t edgy?” I ask. “There hasn’t been a six train in almost ten minutes.”
“No, not about the subway. About…well, I have no idea what. You just seem edgy lately. At home, too.”
“I do?”
“You do.”
I smile to show him that beneath edgy, things couldn’t be more hunky-doodle-dory.
“It’s work, I guess—it’s getting to me,” I tell him, because A) that’s partly true, and B) when you’re in the advertising industry you can believably blame everything on work. It’s second only to PMS in my stress-related-excuse repertoire.
Looking as though he’s had a mini-epiphany, Jack puts an arm around me and pulls me close, pressing his forehead against mine. “I know what you need.”
So do I.
But Grand Central Station at rush hour is no place for him to go getting down on one knee. If the train shows up he might get trampled right onto the tracks, wiping out our future kids and the charming October-engagement story.
“What do I need, Jack?” I ask anyway, per chance we’re not on the same page.
“A quiet night at home. We can watch that new Willie Wonka DVD I just bought in wide screen.”
Willy Wonka? That’s what I need? Is he high?
Granted, I liked the book and I liked the movie—both versions.
But…
Willy Wonka?
“I’ll make that chicken thing you like,” he goes on. “And then I’ll give you a back rub. It’ll get rid of all the stress.”
“Oh.” Big fake-smile. “That sounds
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