Smoke and Mirrors

Smoke and Mirrors by Neil Gaiman

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the pot and poured in the rest of the water. All this she did in silence.
    She turned to Galaad then, and she looked at him.
    “Put that apple away,” she told Galaad, firmly. “You shouldn’t offer things like that to old ladies. It isn’t proper.”
    She paused, then. “But I’ll take the other two,” she continued, after a moment’s thought. “They’ll look nice on the mantelpiece. And two for one’s fair, or I don’t know what is.” Galaad beamed. He put the ruby apple into his leather pouch. Then he went down on one knee, and kissed Mrs. Whitaker’s hand.
    “Stop that,” said Mrs. Whitaker. She poured them both cups of tea, after getting out the very best china, which was only for special occasions.
    They sat in silence, drinking their tea.
    When they had finished their tea they went into the parlor.
    Galaad crossed himself, and picked up the Grail.
    Mrs. Whitaker arranged the Egg and the Stone where the Grail had been. The Egg kept tipping on one side, and she propped it up against the little china dog.
    “They do look very nice,” said Mrs. Whitaker.
    “Yes,” agreed Galaad. “They look very nice.”
    “Can I give you anything to eat before you go back?” she asked.
    He shook his head.
    “Some fruitcake,” she said. “You may not think you want any now, but you’ll be glad of it in a few hours’ time. And you should probably use the facilities. Now, give me that, and I’ll wrap it up for you.”
    She directed him to the small toilet at the end of the hall, and went into the kitchen, holding the Grail. She had some old Christmas wrapping paper in the pantry, and she wrapped the Grail in it, and tied the package with twine. Then she cut a large slice of fruitcake and put it in a brown paper bag, along with a banana and a slice of processed cheese in silver foil.
    Galaad came back from the toilet. She gave him the paper bag, and the Holy Grail. Then she went up on tiptoes and kissed him on the cheek.
    “You’re a nice boy,” she said. “You take care of yourself.”
    He hugged her, and she shooed him out of the kitchen, and out of the back door, and she shut the door behind him. She poured herself another cup of tea, and cried quietly into a Kleenex, while the sound of hoofbeats echoed down Hawthorne Crescent.
    On Wednesday Mrs. Whitaker stayed in all day.
    On Thursday she went down to the post office to collect her pension. Then she stopped in at the Oxfam Shop.
    The woman on the till was new to her. “Where’s Marie?” asked Mrs. Whitaker.
    The woman on the till, who had blue-rinsed gray hair and blue spectacles that went up into diamante points, shook her head and shrugged her shoulders. “She went off with a young man,” she said. “On a horse. Tch. I ask you. I’m meant to be down in the Heathfield shop this afternoon. I had to get my Johnny to run me up here, while we find someone else.”
    “Oh,” said Mrs. Whitaker. “Well, it’s nice that she’s found herself a young man.”
    “Nice for her, maybe,” said the lady on the till, “But some of us were meant to be in Heathfield this afternoon.”
    On a shelf near the back of the shop Mrs. Whitaker found a tarnished old silver container with a long spout. It had been priced at sixty pence, according to the little paper label stuck to the side. It looked a little like a flattened, elongated teapot.
    She picked out a Mills & Boon novel she hadn’t read before. It was called Her Singular Love. She took the book and the silver container up to the woman on the till.
    “Sixty-five pee, dear,” said the woman, picking up the silver object, staring at it. “Funny old thing, isn’t it? Came in this morning.” It had writing carved along the side in blocky old Chinese characters and an elegant arching handle. “Some kind of oil can, I suppose.”
    “No, it’s not an oil can,” said Mrs. Whitaker, who knew exactly what it was. “It’s a lamp.” There was a small metal finger ring, unornamented, tied to the handle of

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