Tabloid Dreams by Robert Olen Butler Page B

upon her, why it come upon me instead, it was already lost to her, and then I’m sliding away and the shirt is back on me before I hit the warehouse door and I don’t listen to the words that follow me but I’m stumbling over the uneven ground, trying to run, and I do run once I’m out the cut in the fence and I hear a voice in my head as I run and it’s my voice and it surprises me but I listen and it says, “Once there was a boy who was born with the face of a great king on his chest. The boy lived in a dark cave and no one ever saw this face on him. No one. And every night from deeper in the darkness of the cave, far from the boy but clear to his ears, a woman moaned and moaned and he did not understand what he was to do about it. She touched him only with her voice. Sometimes he thought this was the natural sound of the woman, the breath of the life she wished to live. Sometimes he thought she was in great pain. And he didn’t know what to do. And he didn’t know that the image that was upon him, that was part of his flesh, had a special power.”
    Then I slow down and everything is real calm inside me, and I go up our stoop and in the front door and I go to the door of Mama’s bedroom and I throw it open hard and it bangs and the jowly faced man jumps up from where he’s sitting in his underwear on Mama’s bed. She straightens up sharp where she’s propped against the headboard, half hid by the covers, and she’s got a slip on and I’m grateful for that. The man is standing there with his mouth gaping open and Mama looks at me and she knows right off what’s happened and she says to the man, “You go on now.” He looks at her real dumb and she says it again, firm. “Go on. It’s all over.” He starts picking up his clothes and Mama won’t take her eyes off mine and I don’t turn away, I look at her too, and then the man is gone and the house is quiet.
    It’s just Mama and me and I have to lean against the door to keep from falling down.

“Woman Loses Cookie
Bake-Off, Sets Self on Fire”
    The day my husband died, I baked a batch of cookies. Hold-Me-Tight Chocolate Squares. Bar cookies that took forever to eat, never going away no matter how long you chewed, sticking between your teeth and up into your gums and making your hands quake and your tongue feel like it was about to dissolve. I put in two cups of sugar. That was a different time in my life. The end of a time, and the only way I knew to enjoy it was in the terms I’d lived it. So I put in two cups of sugar and three cups of milk chocolate chips and ate the whole pan-full that night. I was still shaking from it three days later at the funeral and everybody thought it was grief.
    Even Eva. Of course, she wouldn’t suspect it was anything else. Bless her heart. My friend Eva. She came up to me by the open coffin and she was smelling of lavender. She tried to make some lavender cookies once, its being her favorite smell outside of the kitchen. Lavender is in the mint family, after all, and I admire her now, thinking back, for trying that. She couldn’t possibly have had a real hope that lavender cookies would please her family. Or maybe she could. Still, her husband Wolf threw them across the room. She blamed herself.
    So at the coffin she said, “My poor Gertie. I’m so sorry.” And she took my hands, which were having this sugar fit even then, and when she felt them, she rolled her eyes. “I know how you feel.”
    Wolf had died almost a decade before. Barely turned sixty. Arteries stuffed full of her Butterball Supremes, I suspect. Not that she wanted it that way. At the time, I wept with her, thinking she was so dreadfully unlucky, thinking, Oh God, how could I bear this myself. But when the moment came for me, when Karl went all white in the face with my delft tureen in his hand at the dinner table and he put it gently down before