right near the end of the song, and nobody laughed. They smiled, but nobody laughed, because they could see by then how graceful I really am, despite the way I’m built. Nobody’s chicken was as funky as mine, so I always stood there flapping my elbows and bowing my knees just to test them. And despite the raw animal moves of Myrna, people also looked at
me
. They watched both of us dance. That’s one thing I miss about Myrna.
I didn’t feel like roaming so far from my beat today so I decided on beef teriyaki and headed for J-town. The Japanese have the commercial area around First and Second Streets between Los Angeles Street and Central Avenue. There are lots of colorful shops and restaurants and professional buildings. They also have their share of banks and lots of money to go in them. When I walked in the Geisha Doll on First Street, the lunch hour rush was just about over and the mama-san shuffled over with her little graceful steps like she was still twenty instead of sixty-five. She always wore a silk slit-skirted dress and she really didn’t look too bad for an old girl. I always kidded her about a Japanese wearing a Chinese dress and she would laugh and say, “Make moah China ting in Tokyo than all China. And bettah, goddam betcha.” The place was plush and dark, lots of bamboo, beaded curtains, hanging lanterns.
“Boom-pah san, wheah you been hide?” she said as I stepped through the beads.
“Hello, Mother,” I said, lifting her straight up under the arms and kissing her on the cheek. She only weighed about ninety pounds and seemed almost brittle, but once I didn’t do this little trick and she got mad. She expected it and all the customers got a kick out of watching me perform. The cooks and all the pretty waitresses and Sumi, the hostess, dressed in a flaming orange kimono, expected it too. I saw Sumi tap a Japanese customer on the shoulder when I walked in.
I usually held the mama-san up like this for a good minute or so and snuggled her a little bit and joked around until everyone in the place was giggling, especially the mama-san, and then I put her down and let her tell anyone in shouting distance how “stlong is owah Boom-pah.” My arms are good even though my legs are gone, but she was like a paper doll, no weight at all. She always said “
owah
Boom-pah,” and I always took it to mean I belonged to J-town too and I liked the idea. Los Angeles policemen are very partial to Buddha heads because sometimes they seem like the only ones left in the world who really appreciate discipline, cleanliness, and hard work. I’ve even seen motor cops who’d hang a ticket on a one-legged leper, let a Nip go on a good traffic violation because they contribute practically nothing to the crime rate even though they’re notoriously bad drivers. I’ve been noticing in recent years though that Orientals have been showing up as suspects on crime reports. If they degenerate like everyone else there’ll be no
group
to look up to, just individuals.
“We have a nice table for you, Bumper,” said Sumi with a smile that could almost make you forget food—almost. I started smelling things: tempura, rice wine, teriyaki steak. I have a sensitive nose and can pick out individual smells. It’s really only
individual
things that count in this world. When you lump everything together you get goulash or chop suey or a greasy stew pot. I hated food like that.
“I think I’ll sit at the
sushi
bar,” I said to Sumi, who once confessed to me her real name was Gloria. People expected a geisha doll to have a Japanese name, so Gloria, a third generation American, obliged them. I agreed with her logic. There’s no sense disappointing people.
There were two other men at the
sushi
bar, both Japanese, and Mako who worked the
sushi
bar smiled at me but looked a little grim at the challenge. He once told Mama that serving Boom-pah alone was like serving a
sushi
bar full of
sumos
. I couldn’t help it, I loved those
me
. They watched both of us dance. That’s one thing I miss about Myrna.
I didn’t feel like roaming so far from my beat today so I decided on beef teriyaki and headed for J-town. The Japanese have the commercial area around First and Second Streets between Los Angeles Street and Central Avenue. There are lots of colorful shops and restaurants and professional buildings. They also have their share of banks and lots of money to go in them. When I walked in the Geisha Doll on First Street, the lunch hour rush was just about over and the mama-san shuffled over with her little graceful steps like she was still twenty instead of sixty-five. She always wore a silk slit-skirted dress and she really didn’t look too bad for an old girl. I always kidded her about a Japanese wearing a Chinese dress and she would laugh and say, “Make moah China ting in Tokyo than all China. And bettah, goddam betcha.” The place was plush and dark, lots of bamboo, beaded curtains, hanging lanterns.
“Boom-pah san, wheah you been hide?” she said as I stepped through the beads.
“Hello, Mother,” I said, lifting her straight up under the arms and kissing her on the cheek. She only weighed about ninety pounds and seemed almost brittle, but once I didn’t do this little trick and she got mad. She expected it and all the customers got a kick out of watching me perform. The cooks and all the pretty waitresses and Sumi, the hostess, dressed in a flaming orange kimono, expected it too. I saw Sumi tap a Japanese customer on the shoulder when I walked in.
I usually held the mama-san up like this for a good minute or so and snuggled her a little bit and joked around until everyone in the place was giggling, especially the mama-san, and then I put her down and let her tell anyone in shouting distance how “stlong is owah Boom-pah.” My arms are good even though my legs are gone, but she was like a paper doll, no weight at all. She always said “
owah
Boom-pah,” and I always took it to mean I belonged to J-town too and I liked the idea. Los Angeles policemen are very partial to Buddha heads because sometimes they seem like the only ones left in the world who really appreciate discipline, cleanliness, and hard work. I’ve even seen motor cops who’d hang a ticket on a one-legged leper, let a Nip go on a good traffic violation because they contribute practically nothing to the crime rate even though they’re notoriously bad drivers. I’ve been noticing in recent years though that Orientals have been showing up as suspects on crime reports. If they degenerate like everyone else there’ll be no
group
to look up to, just individuals.
“We have a nice table for you, Bumper,” said Sumi with a smile that could almost make you forget food—almost. I started smelling things: tempura, rice wine, teriyaki steak. I have a sensitive nose and can pick out individual smells. It’s really only
individual
things that count in this world. When you lump everything together you get goulash or chop suey or a greasy stew pot. I hated food like that.
“I think I’ll sit at the
sushi
bar,” I said to Sumi, who once confessed to me her real name was Gloria. People expected a geisha doll to have a Japanese name, so Gloria, a third generation American, obliged them. I agreed with her logic. There’s no sense disappointing people.
There were two other men at the
sushi
bar, both Japanese, and Mako who worked the
sushi
bar smiled at me but looked a little grim at the challenge. He once told Mama that serving Boom-pah alone was like serving a
sushi
bar full of
sumos
. I couldn’t help it, I loved those
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