The Darling Buds of June by Frankie Lassut

to
the meeting).
     
    “DO AS YOU WILL
MY DISCIPLES! AS LONG AS YOU SACRIFICE HIM TO ME AFTER HE’S HAD A
GOOD FLOGGING OR PECKING! SEEMS A SHAME TO HAVE AN ‘ALTAR’ IN YOUR
‘MEETING ROOM’ AND NOT USE IT; PROPERLY! I’M NOT KEEN ON
HEDGEHOGS.”
     
    Female member:
“Thank you O Great One! Now, who will drink with me the blood of
the hedgehog?!” Lesser member (Male): “Erm ... have we got no red
wine, or even raspberry juice? I’m not keen on hedgehog blood. In
fact, I think I’ll go home, I feel sick. Is there another litter
trail to where I live? I think I’m pissed.”
     
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