The Lonely Hearts Club by Elizabeth Eulberg

far side of the backyard and sat under a big willow tree.
    "Hey, I've been meaning to ask you -- did that list ever work with your parents?" Ryan asked.
    "What list?"
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    He ran his fingers through his hair, "Top ten Reasons Penny Needs to Get a Car."
    I couldn't believe he remembered that. "No, the list didn't work. Not even with such gems as number six: Another venue to listen to Beatles music"
    "So, how often do you work at your dad's dentist office? it seems like every time I have a checkup, you're there."
    "Oh, not that often. Just a few days a week -- extra pocket money" I started to shiver, wishing I'd worn a sweater.
    He took off his letter jacket. "Here, wear this." I took the jacket and put it on -- it was way too big for me, but warm.
    "So, did you and Diane have fun the other night?" he asked.
    I looked down at the ground. talking to Ryan about Diane was making me uncomfortable. they seemed to talk a lot, but how was that possible? I usually pretended that any guy I had broken up with (or gotten dumped by) didn't exist anymore. Or, preferably, was dead.
    "Yeah, um, is that weird for you?" I asked.
    He studied me for a second. "I know that this might sound weird and I probably soundlike a big loser, but Diane has been such a huge part of my life the last few years. I cant imagine never speaking to her again. As much as people can't seem to grasp the concept, we re still friends."
    "You better be careful -- you might make Todd jealous.' I smiled at him.
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    He started to laugh. "Every year I keep thinking that Chesney will finally calm down, but he just keeps getting worse and worse." He shook his head. "You know, I probably shouldn't tell you this, but. . ."
    "What?" I asked, curious about what kind of gossip Ryan would have about Todd,,
    "Have you heard of dibs? the guys on the team call dibs on girls they like so no other guy will go after her."
    "Does the girl have any choice in this matter?" I asked. I guess it shouldn't have surprised me that guys did such a thing.
    Ryan shook his head. "Hey, I'm still trying to figure all of this stuff out, too, you know."
    "Uh-huh." I was so glad I didn't have to deal with this anymore.
    "So, anyways, be careful with Todd,."
    "Why? You know, besides the usual harassment."
    Ryan uncurled his long legs and stretched them out next to me. "Well, Todd, has a major crush on you and called dibs. And he can kind of be persistent when he has his mind set on something."
    Oh?
    Oh,
    Oh, no.
    I stayed silent. Ryan looked at me expectantly. I tried to not look completely disgusted. this was the last thing I needed.
    "Sorry," he said. "I probably shouldn't have told you that."
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    "No, that's okay" I assured him. "I guess I should've expected it. Are there even any girls left in our class that he hasn't dated?"
    Ryan shook his head. "You sell yourself short, Bloom.'
    I groaned. "Please -- this is Todd,, He's just... Can we not talk about Todd,?"
    "Fair enough. What do you want to talk about?"
    "Anything but Todd,."
    We continued talking about everything but Todd,. He told funny stories involving his summer job life guarding at the beach. I shared my theory that my mother was going to leave her job to stalk Paul McCartney full-time. We both pondered where Michael Bergman hung out between classes, since neither of us ever saw him at his locker, which was between ours. I also discovered that Ryan got freaked out whenever he would see my dad, because he didn't want to get in trouble for not flossing. (I stored that one away for future teasing.)
    And then Ryan ruined it all by defaming my character.
    "You're out of your mind," I protested,
    Ryan leaned his head back as he let out a laugh. "Oh, right -- so you're going to deny that you're a Goody two-shoes?"
    "First off," I began, "only a Goody two-shoes would use the expression 'Goody two-shoes! "
    "Point taken," he replied. "But come on -- don't think I didn't see what happened last year during locker inspections.
    Oh, crap.
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    "I don't