The Meaning of Liff by Douglas Adams, John Lloyd Page B
Authors: Douglas Adams, John Lloyd
Tags: Humor, Fiction, General, Science-Fiction, SF, Language Arts & Disciplines, English wit and humor, Etymology, Names; Geographical
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WIVENHOE (n.)
The cry of alacrity with which a sprightly eighty-year-old breaks the ice on the lake when going for a swim on Christmas Eve.
WOKING (participial vb.)
Standing in the kitchen wondering what you came in here for.
WOOLFARDISHWORTHY (n.)
A mumbled, mispronounced or misheard word in a song, speech or play. Derived from the well-known mumbles passage in Hamlet :
'...and the spurns,
That patient merit of the unworthy takes
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who woolfardisworthy
To grunt and sweat under a weary life?'
WORGRET (n.)
A kind of poltergeist which specialises in stealing new copies of the A-Z from your car.
WORKSOP (n.)
A person who never actually gets round to doing anything because he spends all his time writing out lists headed 'Things to Do (Urgent)'.
WORMELOW TUMP (n.)
Any seventeen-year-old who doesn't know about anything at all in the world other than bicycle gears.
WRABNESS (n.)
The feeling after having tried to dry oneself with a damp towel.
WRITTLE (vb.)
Of a steel ball, to settle into a hole.
WROOT (n.)
A short little berk who thinks that by pulling on his pipe and gazing shrewdly at you he will give the impression that he is infinitely wise and 5 ft 11 in.
WYOMING (participial vb.)
Moving in hurried desperation from one cubicle to another in a public lavatory trying to find one which has a lock on the door, a seat on the bowl and no brown steaks on the seat.
YADDLETHORPE (vb.)
(Of offended pooves.) To exit huffily from a boutique.
YARMOUTH (vb.)
To shout at foreigners in the belief that the louder you speak, the better they'll understand you.
YATE (n.)
Dishearteningly white piece of bread which sits limply in a pop-up toaster during a protracted throcking (q.v.) session.
YEPPOON (n.)
One of the hat-hanging corks which Australians wear for making Qantas commercials.
YESNABY (n.)
A 'yes, maybe' which means 'no'.
YONDER BOGINE (n.)
The kind of restaurant advertised as 'just three minutes from this cinema' which clearly nobody ever goes to and, even if they had ever contemplated it, have certainly changed their mind since seeing the advert.
YONKERS (n.)
(Rare.) The combined thrill of pain and shame when being caught in public plucking your nostril-hairs and stuffing them into your side-pocket.
YORK (vb.)
To shift the position of the shoulder straps on a heavy bag or rucksack in a vain attempt to make it seem lighter. Hence : to laugh falsely and heartily at an unfunny remark. 'Jasmine yorked politely, loathing him to the depths of her being' - Virginia Woolf.
ZEAL MONACHORUM (n.)
(Skiing term.) To ski with 'zeal monachorum' is to descend the top three quarters of the mountain in a quivering blue funk, but on arriving at the gentle bit just in front of the restaurant to whizz to a stop like a victorious slalom-champion.
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WIVENHOE (n.)
The cry of alacrity with which a sprightly eighty-year-old breaks the ice on the lake when going for a swim on Christmas Eve.
WOKING (participial vb.)
Standing in the kitchen wondering what you came in here for.
WOOLFARDISHWORTHY (n.)
A mumbled, mispronounced or misheard word in a song, speech or play. Derived from the well-known mumbles passage in Hamlet :
'...and the spurns,
That patient merit of the unworthy takes
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who woolfardisworthy
To grunt and sweat under a weary life?'
WORGRET (n.)
A kind of poltergeist which specialises in stealing new copies of the A-Z from your car.
WORKSOP (n.)
A person who never actually gets round to doing anything because he spends all his time writing out lists headed 'Things to Do (Urgent)'.
WORMELOW TUMP (n.)
Any seventeen-year-old who doesn't know about anything at all in the world other than bicycle gears.
WRABNESS (n.)
The feeling after having tried to dry oneself with a damp towel.
WRITTLE (vb.)
Of a steel ball, to settle into a hole.
WROOT (n.)
A short little berk who thinks that by pulling on his pipe and gazing shrewdly at you he will give the impression that he is infinitely wise and 5 ft 11 in.
WYOMING (participial vb.)
Moving in hurried desperation from one cubicle to another in a public lavatory trying to find one which has a lock on the door, a seat on the bowl and no brown steaks on the seat.
YADDLETHORPE (vb.)
(Of offended pooves.) To exit huffily from a boutique.
YARMOUTH (vb.)
To shout at foreigners in the belief that the louder you speak, the better they'll understand you.
YATE (n.)
Dishearteningly white piece of bread which sits limply in a pop-up toaster during a protracted throcking (q.v.) session.
YEPPOON (n.)
One of the hat-hanging corks which Australians wear for making Qantas commercials.
YESNABY (n.)
A 'yes, maybe' which means 'no'.
YONDER BOGINE (n.)
The kind of restaurant advertised as 'just three minutes from this cinema' which clearly nobody ever goes to and, even if they had ever contemplated it, have certainly changed their mind since seeing the advert.
YONKERS (n.)
(Rare.) The combined thrill of pain and shame when being caught in public plucking your nostril-hairs and stuffing them into your side-pocket.
YORK (vb.)
To shift the position of the shoulder straps on a heavy bag or rucksack in a vain attempt to make it seem lighter. Hence : to laugh falsely and heartily at an unfunny remark. 'Jasmine yorked politely, loathing him to the depths of her being' - Virginia Woolf.
ZEAL MONACHORUM (n.)
(Skiing term.) To ski with 'zeal monachorum' is to descend the top three quarters of the mountain in a quivering blue funk, but on arriving at the gentle bit just in front of the restaurant to whizz to a stop like a victorious slalom-champion.
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