The Necromancer's House

The Necromancer's House by Christopher Buehlman

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lamplit greenery and spinning wheels of the wrecked Mustang.
    Ford.
    First on Race Day!
    (F)ucked (OR) (D)ying.
    Andrew in his snakeskin boots and tight black jeans, walking down 104A, tempted to stop at a house but senses he’s done something wrong; he needs to get back to his own house and Sarah. He’ll be safe there; he’ll sleep and he’ll know what to do in the morning.
    The left leg hurts; he sits on a guardrail and pulls his boot off, pours blood out of it, it won’t go back on.
    He holds it and keeps limping, waving off several cars that stop, actually yells at one big, Swedish-looking fellow who insists that he should get in his pickup truck, but he won’t go away. Looks like he means to wrestle him into the truck. Until Andrew points at the big man’s face and gives him a cramp in the cheek muscles
    How Prospero of you oh that wasn’t nice he just wants to help but I have to have to just please God get home
    and the big man drives off, scared because he knows the wild, injured little man did it to him. Andrew doesn’t understand how mud got on him, but mud is drying in his hair and on his face and he pulls at this, spits on his hand and wipes his cheek.
    The boot swinging in the other hand, the magus limping.
    Only ten miles to Dog Neck Harbor, should be there by morning.
    He waves off two more cars, but the third one pulls in front of him, its roof exploding in sharp but beautiful flashes of blue light.
    Andrew says some words in medieval Russian.
    Andrew disappears.
    Knows the spell won’t last, hobbles into a soy field.
    Invisible.
    I don’t drive so well but I’m not too drunk to fucking DISAPPEAR!
    He curls up in the soy plants, feels something like a beetle crawl on his hand but doesn’t slap at it.
    Says “I pardon you” in a German accent like Ralph Fiennes in
Schindler’s List
and laughs until he passes out.
    Dreams his car is radioactive, luminous with it, enough to poison Cayuga County, that he has to shovel enough dirt over it to protect everybody, but he can’t. He just can’t. And he holds his shovel and cries. Because he really, really fucked up.
    In the morning, a trio of dogs sniffing him, a man’s good, lined face, a giant looking down on him.
    Fu fu fu, I smell Russian bones.
    â€œAmbulance is on its way. You want some water?”
    He does.
    O God I fucked up I did.
    He did.
    More than he knows.
    He sits up.
    He reaches into his pocket, thinking something in there will help him.
    A napkin with a note on it, a semicircle of cabernet from where the glass rested on it, a crescent moon of vice and folly.
    I want you in the library tonight.
    I want you to fuck me in that leather chair.
    â€”S.
    When did she slip that into his pocket?
    Is it even from today?
    Sarah.
    â€œSit up slow. No hurry.”
    The farmer again.
    He shows the farmer the napkin note.
    â€œDo you know when this was written?”
    The farmer shakes his head.
    â€œA pretty girl wrote it. She writes grant applications. And they say she plays guitar. And laughs and sings.”
    The man smiles, points at the ambulance, walks off to talk to them, leaves a jug with a thumbprint of red paint on it.
    Andrew notices the bright red silo.
    Nice work, mister.
    The water tastes like plastic.
    And dirt.
    Dirt in my mouth.
    La la la la.

18
    â€œWhatcha thinking about,
brujo
?”
    â€œMy personal bottom.”
    â€œBang!” Chancho says, swerving the wheel just a little, grinning.
    The Mustang is doing seventy on a two-lane country highway.
    Andrew jerks, grabs the door.
    â€œWhoever told you you were funny was a
pendejo
.”
    Chancho corrects his pronunciation.

19
    Andrew wears his hair in a ponytail to do yard work at the Zautke house because he feels too effeminate in his samurai bun. He walks behind the power mower trying to look like he knows what he’s doing, working his way from the curb to the nondescript blue house,

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