you handled Peaches all right with your quick thinking and your bouillabaisse .â
Bruno opened his mouth to interrupt, but the Chief plowed ahead.
âYou thought you did fine, but you forgot about everybody else. Most important, you forgot about me. Dealing with the press is a war, not a battle. Itâs never over.â
Bruno looked at his shoes. âWhat was I supposed to do?â
âTake one for the team. Itâs obvious. Peaches is going to write whatever she feels like writing. Thereâs nothing you can do about it. Except call me. Right away. I needed to know what you told Peaches. Had I known, I would have been able to look at the paper first thing. And I wouldnât have been broadsided by a situation that I didnât even know existed. I was bombarded by phone calls; I was unprepared, and it made me look ⦠like a shlemiel .â
That was an act of kindness on the part of the Chief, leaving an opening for the psychic. âI think you mean shlimazl , Chief. In this case, Iâm the shlemiel , da no-goodnik dat causes da trouble, and youâre da shlimazl , da one with egg on his face ⦠Iâm truly â¦â
âThe Chief cut him off before he could say âsorry.â âNow you know what I expect. Now get your briefcase, weâre going out.â
Chief Black drove past the Little League fields and pulled into the parking lot for Tanoâs Deli, right across from the liquor store on the east side of town.
Inside was a brightly lit room dominated by deli cases and glass-fronted refrigerators stocked with cold drinks. On the walls hung cloth patches with embroidered insignia from police departments all across the U.S. Tanoâs was crowded with people waiting for takeout orders. Behind the counter, two heavily muscled and tattooed men were busy preparing cheesesteaks and hoagies and joking with the customers.
âYo! Chief. Howâs it hanginâ?â boomed the larger of the two.
The Chiefâs arm shot up in a friendly salute. âChris. Ray.â
âThereâs room for you in back,â said Chris. âYou gonna stick around or you want it to go?â
âTwo of the usual for here,â replied the Chief. âThis is my friend Bruno â¦â
Chris got excited when he heard the name. âBruno Sammartino! The world champion wrestler. The living legend.â
Ray looked up from chopping lettuce. He squinted at Bruno, an unlit cigarette dangling from his lip, but didnât say anything.
Bruno just grinned and let the Chief lead him through a dusty curtain to the back room. It was tiny, crammed full of supplies and barely enough space for an old kitchen table with a scarred Formica top and aluminum legs, and two matching chairs with turquoise plastic seats. On the walls hung an old movie poster showing the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius and the Pirelli tire calendar from 1999 featuring a sepia-toned photo of a nude woman with an old-fashioned hairstyle.
âChrisâ mom?â Bruno wisecracked.
âDonât let him hear you say that,â warned the Chief. âTalk to me.â
âThe most unusual thing about this case,â Bruno began, âis the lack of emotion. The girl was attacked from the back. She didnât see it coming, but still Iâd expect a sense of shock and fearâor somethingâat the moment of impact. Here, thereâs nothing. Iâve never experienced anything like it before.â
âAny theories?â
Bruno thought carefully before replying. âWhat if sheâs, you know, a vegetable? Brain damaged. Something like that. Family gets tired of taking care of her. Canât afford it. Ashamed to own up publicly. Frustrated. So they decide to ⦠end it.â
âThen they dump her at the Quaker meeting house? Why? Itâs not exactly your anti-Quaker blood libel scenario.â
âShows you canât believe everything you read in the
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