When Parents Text: So Much Said...So Little Understood by Sophia Fraioli, Lauren Kaelin Page A
Authors: Sophia Fraioli, Lauren Kaelin
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from the 80s.
Butter
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MOM : Did you happen to put 6 sticks of butter in your purse before going to the mall?
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ME : No
Drawing
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MOM : I just drew the best strawberry ever.
Epic Song
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MOM : what is the name of that song that is epic..that goes.. “dum dum DUM DUM (drums bum bum bum bum bum bum) dum dum DUM DUM” and then it is high notes and you feel like you can fly?
Oh, Not Much
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MOM : ‘Sup?
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ME : Nothing, just made dinner. You?
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MOM : bird died.
“Vagina”
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MOM : When I came home from work today I was called Vagina from a little boy across the street who was on a scooter. He was with his sister and they both laughed. I turned around and said That’s not nice Do you want me to tell your mother? They both said sorry
Dinner Party Guest List
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MOM : O, forgot 2 mention others who will b @ dinner @ L’s house, Jackie + kids, Carl + Melissa + her beau Igor (may b his son 2 who is H-school age + in football) L was in biz w/ Jackie in OH. Rich’s sister in law, Dina ( John, Rich’s bro died of pancreatic cancer) + her newly widowed dad + Frank + one of her son’s AJ (who, moved back from FRM New Zealand and worked in CO 4 a marijuana growing co. + is working on getting set up in that biz- huge $ in it.) Also, he has dreadlocks now!! He tiled the 1st house i had that was liquidated in my divorce. I think that’s it, any ?s hehehe :)
Sweet
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DAD : I just saw a horse scratching his neck on barbed wire.
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ME : Sweet, Dad.
What Do You Need??
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MOM : Are you near Barnes & Noble?
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MOM : Or a IHOP? GOLDSTONE? CHILI’S? ETC. PLEASE ANSWER ASAP.
The Hawk
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MOM : 40 to 50 mpr. winds snow tomorrow. the hawk is back.
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ME : wow! winter! what’s the hawk?
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MOM : the cold winter blustery wind and snow. some people call it the hawk
Deposits
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MOM : I just deposited love, hope, joy, health, & blessings in your account for 2011. Your pin is J.E.S.U.S. Please deposit
Breakfast Text
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DAD : I need you to text me.
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ME : ?
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DAD : I’m bored. Sitting on the toilet waiting for the person next to me to leave so that I can release my bowels. What did you have for breakfast?
FANDANGO
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DAD : If u ever get a chance try DENTYNE ICE ARCTIC CHILL ITS FANDANGO !!!
Circus
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MOM : I’m getting read to watch some elephants eat and there is a juggler here with your juggling clubs
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ME : Nice. Is he any good?
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MOM : He was. The elephants are getting ready to eat watermelons.
War Story
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MOM : so there I was doing a bug sweep before bed and a huge millipede was crawling behind the bed. It came toward me and I was screaming so Lu took off. Then it disappeared. So I thought I would go to bed. Then it was on the wall trying to attack. I screamed for your dad to come and kill it Long millipede later it was dead and had a funeral at sea.
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ME : Long millipede later?
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MOM : I was going to say to make long story short but then I wanted to work in long millipede
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ME : Great story
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MOM : the screaming was a bit over the top
Too Soon
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DAD : Saki Bombing? The last time we put those two ideas together it was @ Pearl harbor? :P.
PLLLLLLLLL
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DAD : I have ginger
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ME : There is no need to text all three of us we are all together
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DAD : PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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ME : ?
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DAD : Its the noise you make when you stick out you tounge and blow!!!
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ME : This is going on whenparentstext.com
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DAD : PLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
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DAD : And dont forget, if it wasn’t for me you wouldn’t have a phone to use for texting :)
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ME : You could have just said =P
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DAD : Idk that one
Exercise
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MOM : I started 2 do jumping jacks without my bra & almost knocked myself unconscious
Owl Call
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MOM : Hi Hon! Miss u. Was thinking about when you ended up with two golden retrievers in the fancy museum covered in mud
Butter
----
MOM : Did you happen to put 6 sticks of butter in your purse before going to the mall?
----
ME : No
Drawing
----
MOM : I just drew the best strawberry ever.
Epic Song
----
MOM : what is the name of that song that is epic..that goes.. “dum dum DUM DUM (drums bum bum bum bum bum bum) dum dum DUM DUM” and then it is high notes and you feel like you can fly?
Oh, Not Much
----
MOM : ‘Sup?
----
ME : Nothing, just made dinner. You?
----
MOM : bird died.
“Vagina”
----
MOM : When I came home from work today I was called Vagina from a little boy across the street who was on a scooter. He was with his sister and they both laughed. I turned around and said That’s not nice Do you want me to tell your mother? They both said sorry
Dinner Party Guest List
----
MOM : O, forgot 2 mention others who will b @ dinner @ L’s house, Jackie + kids, Carl + Melissa + her beau Igor (may b his son 2 who is H-school age + in football) L was in biz w/ Jackie in OH. Rich’s sister in law, Dina ( John, Rich’s bro died of pancreatic cancer) + her newly widowed dad + Frank + one of her son’s AJ (who, moved back from FRM New Zealand and worked in CO 4 a marijuana growing co. + is working on getting set up in that biz- huge $ in it.) Also, he has dreadlocks now!! He tiled the 1st house i had that was liquidated in my divorce. I think that’s it, any ?s hehehe :)
Sweet
----
DAD : I just saw a horse scratching his neck on barbed wire.
----
ME : Sweet, Dad.
What Do You Need??
----
MOM : Are you near Barnes & Noble?
----
MOM : Or a IHOP? GOLDSTONE? CHILI’S? ETC. PLEASE ANSWER ASAP.
The Hawk
----
MOM : 40 to 50 mpr. winds snow tomorrow. the hawk is back.
----
ME : wow! winter! what’s the hawk?
----
MOM : the cold winter blustery wind and snow. some people call it the hawk
Deposits
----
MOM : I just deposited love, hope, joy, health, & blessings in your account for 2011. Your pin is J.E.S.U.S. Please deposit
Breakfast Text
----
DAD : I need you to text me.
----
ME : ?
----
DAD : I’m bored. Sitting on the toilet waiting for the person next to me to leave so that I can release my bowels. What did you have for breakfast?
FANDANGO
----
DAD : If u ever get a chance try DENTYNE ICE ARCTIC CHILL ITS FANDANGO !!!
Circus
----
MOM : I’m getting read to watch some elephants eat and there is a juggler here with your juggling clubs
----
ME : Nice. Is he any good?
----
MOM : He was. The elephants are getting ready to eat watermelons.
War Story
----
MOM : so there I was doing a bug sweep before bed and a huge millipede was crawling behind the bed. It came toward me and I was screaming so Lu took off. Then it disappeared. So I thought I would go to bed. Then it was on the wall trying to attack. I screamed for your dad to come and kill it Long millipede later it was dead and had a funeral at sea.
----
ME : Long millipede later?
----
MOM : I was going to say to make long story short but then I wanted to work in long millipede
----
ME : Great story
----
MOM : the screaming was a bit over the top
Too Soon
----
DAD : Saki Bombing? The last time we put those two ideas together it was @ Pearl harbor? :P.
PLLLLLLLLL
----
DAD : I have ginger
----
ME : There is no need to text all three of us we are all together
----
DAD : PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
----
ME : ?
----
DAD : Its the noise you make when you stick out you tounge and blow!!!
----
ME : This is going on whenparentstext.com
----
DAD : PLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
----
DAD : And dont forget, if it wasn’t for me you wouldn’t have a phone to use for texting :)
----
ME : You could have just said =P
----
DAD : Idk that one
Exercise
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MOM : I started 2 do jumping jacks without my bra & almost knocked myself unconscious
Owl Call
----
MOM : Hi Hon! Miss u. Was thinking about when you ended up with two golden retrievers in the fancy museum covered in mud
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