When Parents Text: So Much Said...So Little Understood by Sophia Fraioli, Lauren Kaelin Page B
Authors: Sophia Fraioli, Lauren Kaelin
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after you had just gone to your math tutor who taught you nothing! also just heard the coolest owl call… whheew wuwuwwu whooo whuu whooooooo
Yo-yo
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DAD : I was a Yo Yo champion once
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DAD : In the bronx
Cute
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ME : Why do you still have this tiny jelly jar?
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DAD : It’s too small to keep nails and screws in.
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ME : Ok...
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DAD : But it is too cute to throw away!!!
Pelicans
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DAD : Lake Whitney is covered with pelicans.
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ME : That’s great, but you do know that now 50% of your all-time texts to me are about pelicans.
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DAD : And? I like pelicans. 66%
Wind Catchers
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DAD : Your brother has reconnected with his hippie girlfriend. They have been here since last night. You could also call the show Birds of a Feather. She actually is real nice and seems to mellowed him a bit.
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DAD : They make jewelry and wind catchers together. They have made some pretty cool stuff.
Toilet Problems
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ME : Dad is driving me crazy with the toilet. I’m having them come fix it first thing in the morning. It’s not a big deal. I don’t see why he is flipping out.
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MOM : Bcuz bathrooms r very important 2 him
Fuzzy
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DAD : We played apples to apples and the word was fuzzy so I put down Fuzz and your brother put down fur - mom picked fur wtf
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DAD : It cost me the game
Hot Commodity
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MOM : Geezer following me around store bc i stopped to tie shoe and i guess he thought i was picking him up and another one in pking lot. Both decrepit. Tell your father to keep living.
VPL*
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MOM : Well this should make u laugh and give u some new material…I finally bought some new underwear so now u cant see my underwear outline in my pants
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ME : So necessary
*Visible panty line.
TMI
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ME : Have you left yet?
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MOM : Dad found a nest of five baby rats in the garden and had to kill them with a shovel, gross. just leaving now.
Lost in the Supermarket
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DAD : I lost your mom in the store.
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(one hour later)
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DAD : I wish she was taller, then I could find her.
Parking Problems
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MOM : Umm someone wrote something a very mean thing in the dirt on my car……..
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MOM : It says. Learn to park
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MOM : :’(
Super Mom
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MOM : Just got an Amber Alert text. Be on the lookout for a 1998 Red Ford Taurus, license place DXM 284.
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ME : Why do you get those things?
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MOM : So I can help fight crime! I’m one of the good guys!
Big Poppa
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DAD : I need a store that’s just called “Fat Guy”….nothing fits me :(
Do It Up
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MOM : did i tell you i’m going to florida this weekend?
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ME : cool with who?
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MOM : its going to be great...you know how i do it up...on the beaches..!
Re: Mom
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DAD : Shes being menopausal im just rollin with it
Ladder
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MOM : Won’t be able to make it to your concert. Dad fell off the ladder.
This Day in History
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MOM : Crazy but true...Today in 1968 I got my period for the first time. Lol swear.
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ME : hahahaha
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MOM : For real! I remember cause I was at JFK going to grandma sally.
Razor
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DAD : going to the hospital. razor scooter accident.
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ME : weren’t you going to work?
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DAD : i ride my scooter to work
Collateral Damage
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DAD : Fat woman fell on mom and pulled a muscle
When Parents Text Each Other: Costco
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DAD : Got new card and I’m primary card holder.
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MOM : Oh ok
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MOM : Get low sodium soy sauce and vingar for our marindades
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DAD : 300 12oz. cups for only $9.99! I was paying $2.50 for 50.
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DAD : 152 gallon ziplocks for 9.99
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DAD : They only half regular soy sauce.
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DAD : I want to still use regular soy sauce
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DAD : In line
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DAD : Probably $175 total. I want to come back for six pack of PUR filters only $45
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DAD : They sell caskets.
Camera Ready
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MOM : is the camera ready?cause my face
Yo-yo
----
DAD : I was a Yo Yo champion once
----
DAD : In the bronx
Cute
----
ME : Why do you still have this tiny jelly jar?
----
DAD : It’s too small to keep nails and screws in.
----
ME : Ok...
----
DAD : But it is too cute to throw away!!!
Pelicans
----
DAD : Lake Whitney is covered with pelicans.
----
ME : That’s great, but you do know that now 50% of your all-time texts to me are about pelicans.
----
DAD : And? I like pelicans. 66%
Wind Catchers
----
DAD : Your brother has reconnected with his hippie girlfriend. They have been here since last night. You could also call the show Birds of a Feather. She actually is real nice and seems to mellowed him a bit.
----
DAD : They make jewelry and wind catchers together. They have made some pretty cool stuff.
Toilet Problems
----
ME : Dad is driving me crazy with the toilet. I’m having them come fix it first thing in the morning. It’s not a big deal. I don’t see why he is flipping out.
----
MOM : Bcuz bathrooms r very important 2 him
Fuzzy
----
DAD : We played apples to apples and the word was fuzzy so I put down Fuzz and your brother put down fur - mom picked fur wtf
----
DAD : It cost me the game
Hot Commodity
----
MOM : Geezer following me around store bc i stopped to tie shoe and i guess he thought i was picking him up and another one in pking lot. Both decrepit. Tell your father to keep living.
VPL*
----
MOM : Well this should make u laugh and give u some new material…I finally bought some new underwear so now u cant see my underwear outline in my pants
----
ME : So necessary
*Visible panty line.
TMI
----
ME : Have you left yet?
----
MOM : Dad found a nest of five baby rats in the garden and had to kill them with a shovel, gross. just leaving now.
Lost in the Supermarket
----
DAD : I lost your mom in the store.
----
(one hour later)
----
DAD : I wish she was taller, then I could find her.
Parking Problems
----
MOM : Umm someone wrote something a very mean thing in the dirt on my car……..
----
MOM : It says. Learn to park
----
MOM : :’(
Super Mom
----
MOM : Just got an Amber Alert text. Be on the lookout for a 1998 Red Ford Taurus, license place DXM 284.
----
ME : Why do you get those things?
----
MOM : So I can help fight crime! I’m one of the good guys!
Big Poppa
----
DAD : I need a store that’s just called “Fat Guy”….nothing fits me :(
Do It Up
----
MOM : did i tell you i’m going to florida this weekend?
----
ME : cool with who?
----
MOM : its going to be great...you know how i do it up...on the beaches..!
Re: Mom
----
DAD : Shes being menopausal im just rollin with it
Ladder
----
MOM : Won’t be able to make it to your concert. Dad fell off the ladder.
This Day in History
----
MOM : Crazy but true...Today in 1968 I got my period for the first time. Lol swear.
----
ME : hahahaha
----
MOM : For real! I remember cause I was at JFK going to grandma sally.
Razor
----
DAD : going to the hospital. razor scooter accident.
----
ME : weren’t you going to work?
----
DAD : i ride my scooter to work
Collateral Damage
----
DAD : Fat woman fell on mom and pulled a muscle
When Parents Text Each Other: Costco
----
DAD : Got new card and I’m primary card holder.
----
MOM : Oh ok
----
MOM : Get low sodium soy sauce and vingar for our marindades
----
DAD : 300 12oz. cups for only $9.99! I was paying $2.50 for 50.
----
DAD : 152 gallon ziplocks for 9.99
----
DAD : They only half regular soy sauce.
----
DAD : I want to still use regular soy sauce
----
DAD : In line
----
DAD : Probably $175 total. I want to come back for six pack of PUR filters only $45
----
DAD : They sell caskets.
Camera Ready
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MOM : is the camera ready?cause my face
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