send it to me, especially!! The cheek! I should have sent them a photo of me and . . . me and . . . George (the lollipop man and the only man I seem to speak to these days) standing outside in the freezing cold jumping in puddles. That’s how pointless that would have been to them! Oh god, I’m rambling on and on. Sorry. I have to go before Katie finishes the last of that red wine in the bottle on the floor. Oh, by the way. It was great to meet your boyfriend after all this time, he’s a really nice guy. You two should come home more often, it was fun speaking to people closer to my age for a change. Happy new year. Whoever thought of that expression? Love, your festive and extremely joyous younger sister, Rosie. TO ROSIE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY FRIEND! WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF 25 YEAR OLDS! WE ARE GETTING OLD, ROSIE! WRITE TO ME MORE OFTEN! LOVE ALEX TO ALEX YOU ARE IVNITED TO MY 7TH BRITHDAY PARTY ON THE 4TH OF MAY IN MY HOWSE. WE ARE HAVING A MAJICIN. I CANT
love, rosie 63 WAIT. IT IS ON AT 2 O’CLOCK AND YOU CAN LEAVE AT 5 O’CLOCK. LOVE KATIE Dear Katie, I’m sorry I can’t come to your birthday party. The magician sounds like he will be lots of fun. You will have so many friends you won’t even no I’m not there! I have to work at the hospital, so they won’t let me take a holiday. I told them it was your birthday but they still wouldn’t listen! However I have sent you a little something so I hope you like it. Happy birthday, Katie, and take care of your mummy for me. She is very special. Lots of love to you and Mum, Alex TO ALEX, THANK YOU FOR MY BRITHDAY PRESENT. MY MUMMY CRIED WHEN I OPENED IT. I NEVER HAD A LOCKET BEFORE. THE PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOU AND MUMMY ARE VERY SMALL. THE MAJICIN WAS GOOD BUT MY BEST FREIND TOBY SAID HE NEW HE WAS CHEATING AND SHOWED EVERYONE WHERE THE MAN HID THE CARDS. THE MAN WAS NOT VERY HAPPY AND HE GOT MAD AT TOBY. MUMMY LAFFED SO LOUD I DO NOT THINK THE MAJIC MAN LIKED HER EETHER. TOBY LIKES MUM. I GOT LOTS OF NICE PRESENTS BUT AVRIL AND SINEAD GOT ME THE SAME THING. MUMMY AND ME ARE MOVING HOWSE SOON. I WILL MISS GRANDMA AND GRANDAD SO MUCH AND I NO MUMMY IS SAD BECAUSE I HEARD HER CRYING LAST NIGHT IN BED. BUT WE ARE NOT MOVING TOO FAR AWAY. YOU CAN GET THE BUS FORM GRANDMA AND GRANDAD TO OUR NEW HOWSE. IT DOES NOT TAKE TOO LONG AND WE ARE NEARER TO ALL THE SHOPS IN TOWN SO WE CAN WALK. IT IS MUCH SMALLER THAN THE HOWSE WE ARE IN NOW. MUMMY IS FUNNY SHE CALLS IT A SHOE BOX! THERE ARE ONLY
64 Cecelia Ahern 2 BEDROOMS AND THE KITCHEN IS TINY AND THERE IS NO DINING ROOM OR PLAYROOM. JUST A PLACE TO EAT AND WATCH TELLY. WE HAVE A BALCONY AND IT’S NICE BUT MUM WONT LET ME STAND ON IT ON MY OWN. I CAN SEE THE PARK. MUMMY SAYS THE PARK IS OUR GARDEN AND THAT WE HAVE THE BIGGEST GARDEN IN THE WORLD. MUMMY SAID THAT I CAN PAINT MY ROOM WHATEVER COLOR I WANT. I THINK I’LL PAINT IT PINK OR PURPLE. TOBY SAYS WE SHOULD PAINT IT BLACK. HE IS FUNNY. MUMMY HAS A NEW JOB. SHE WORKS ONLY A FEW DAYS IN A WEEK SO SOMETIMES SHE CAN COLLECT ME FROM SKOOL AND OTHER TIMES SHE CANT. I PLAY WITH TOBY UNTIL SHE COMES HOME. HIS MUM ALWAYS BRINGS HIM AND COLLECTS HIM BECAUSE THEY SAY WE ARE TOO YOUNG TO GET THE BUS. I DON’T THINK MUM LIKES HER JOB. SHE IS ALWAYS TIRED AND CRYING. SHE SAID SHE WOULD PERFER TO BE BACK IN SKOOL DOING DUBBLE MATTS. I DON’T NO WHAT SHE MEANS. ME AND TOBY HATE SKOOL BUT HE ALWAYS MAKES ME LAFF. MUMMY SAYS SHE IS TIRED OF HAVING TO KEEP GOING BACK TO MY TEACHER MS. CASEY. GRANDMA AND GRANDAD THINK IT IS FUNNY. MS. CASEY HAS THE BIGGEST NOSE EVER. SHE HATES ME AND TOBY. I DO NOT THINK SHE LIKES MUM EETHER BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS FIGHT WHEN THEY SEE EACH OTHER. MUM HAS A NEW FREIND. THEY WORK IN THE SAME BUILDING BUT NOT IN THE SAME OFFICE. THEY MET OUTSIDE IN THE COLD BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO SMOKE OUTSIDE. MUM SAYS SHE IS THE BEST FREIND SHE HAS HAD FOR AGES. HER NAME IS RUBY AND SHE IS REAL FUNNY. I LIKE WHEN SHE