really wanted to see it, and suddenly there were two doors. I opened one and stepped into a new room where walls, windows, posts, chair, and table were covered in spray paint. In a corner were three paint buckets and some jam jars. Beneath a sink there was a box of jam jars. In the sink were some jars without lids.
I was reminded of the girl who won admission to the school after sitting for a couple of days in a large wooden box among all the submitted work. Her box sojourn was itself the work. It lasted until she was up before the admissions committee. Then she stepped out of the box and read aloud from a diary sheâd kept. The girl had pissed and shit in some jam jars. She left them standing behind.
I stuck as many of the jars into my bag as would fit. I hated the fucking place. And all the fucking, jar-shitting artists.
I didnât hate them. I loved them. No. Thatâs not how it was. I hated the ones I loved. I also wanted to be just like that right there. In that exact spot.
I t was cold when I began to create my work. The cold stood right outside the windows. On the floor the paper stretched and readied itself. I wrote in sprawling letters. In Greenlandic. Burned the letters into the paper with a spirit marker and drowned them in lacquer. The alkyd flayed the letters to dun. Everything snarled and sweat stood out on my skin. I removed my clothes and opened the windows. The panes broke. The lacquer was yellow and smelled like piss. First the surface received a coat, then the deeper layers. The wallpaper disintegrated and curled and dropped off. The wind started in. In February it snowed on the floor. I drank whiskey from jam jars and tossed them out the open windows. I turned on the video camera and made a song. I moved my body in dance. I delivered the pictures, the song, and the dance to the listed address.
G randpa took it in stride when I told him I was going to attend the academy. Actually, he didnât react. But then he heard about Ane.
âWhat did she do?â he asked.
âShe filmed herself kicking a goat.â
âAne?â
âYeah.â
âA video? But what did she kick a goat for? Never mind. And she taped it?â
Grandpa looked disgusted.
âIt was no big deal, Grandpa. She borrowed a goat from one of the other families. Then she tied it to a tree, so it couldnât escape. Then she took the video camera and filmed while she kicked it, I mean, kicked, thatâs not really what she did, she just poked it a little, you know: tap, tap. It didnât take ten seconds. No one could come and say it was animal abuse, Grandpa. The goatâs fine.â
âBut canât you see it for yourself, Justine?â Grandpa asked. âThatâs a damned insane thing to do. Kicking a goat? Thatâs never been art.â
âGrandpa, trust me. Thatâs art. I could try and explain it to you, but I donât think it would help much. Youâd still think it was ridiculous.â
âYou can damn well try. In fact, thatâs the least you can do. You canât just say itâs art, and thatâs that. Tell me, Justine. What is it that makes kicking a goat a work of art?â
âMainly because Ane says that itâs art. And because sheâs going to the academy, of course.â
âBut how did she get in?â
âWith the goat, Grandpa . . .â
âThatâs completely absurd. Canât you see that? It reminds me of those idiotic videos where people film each other in all sorts of stupid situations, like when they fall on their ass or get their pants soaked or something. Thatâs just as idiotic,â said Grandpa. âBut you donât make things like that, right?â
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