intended to say that the Narrows used to be lethal as well as cramped. Ships kept crashing into huge Ripple Rock, smack in the middle of the passage. Finally, in the 1950s, the British Columbia government hired an engineer to blow it up. Ka-boom!
Itâs still tricky to get through. The tide builds to sixteen knots â translation, ultra-strong â so ships have to time their passage very carefully.
Lavinia cackled, âI was going to return this tester. Didnât mean to walk off with it! But,â she showed it to us, ânow itâs empty!â And she tossed it into the Narrows.
âA gift to Neptune, the god of the sea,â remarked Mother, literary as always.
âThat stench is being sent to Neptune?â coughed Jack. âIn that case, weâre probably in for a few tidal waves.â
âWait! There are 126 buffet items left for me to try!â I protested as Jack and Mother forcibly led me away.
They had other plans for me. Iâd thought it would be a lazy day, since the Empress wouldnât be putting into port until tomorrow: Juneau, our first stop.
Cruises, I soon learned, are packed with activities. Sure, there were lots of comfy-looking deck chairs where I could have stretched out with the latest Deathstalkers comic book â
âDonât even think about it,â warned Mother, whoâd noticed me eyeing the chairs. She unfolded the shipâs daily newsletter, Hundreds of Happy Events , filled with lists of what was going on. Is there an event we donât have that youâd like us to include? the newsletter asked. If so, pop your idea into our Helpful Hints suggestion box, just outside the Captainâs cabin!
Mother browsed the newsletter. âThereâs a bridge tournament, bingo, swing and ballroom dance classes, volleyball, yoga ⦠I think Iâll check out the yoga.â
âDi and I will go for volleyball,â said Jack, with irritating enthusiasm.
âWe can play volleyball anywhere,â I told him. âI mean, here we are, on an Alaska cruise! We should be taking in British Columbiaâs rugged scenery.â I started reading aloud from the back of the newsletter. â âHer dark forests jutting out to the edges of her craggy cliffs ⦠â â
âDinah, weâre fogged in .â
It was true. A mist had plumped itself over the ocean. A few optimists were leaning on the railing, binoculars propped on their noses to look for whales. But most passengers were either shopping or indulging in one of the hundreds of Happy Events.
âVolleyball it is,â I sighed.
POW!
I serve a mean volleyball, if I do say so myself. It sailed high over the net, beyond the eagerly reaching fingers of the other team, to the back row.
Where Jack punched it back over. Dang. That was the problem with having a natural athlete in your opposition.
But, in the front row of our team, Julie was ready. She sprang at the ball and slammed! it down on the other side of the net. Somehow Julie had lengthened herself in mid-jump, the way our cat Wilfred did when stretching to catch a fly.
I was used to Wilfred behaving like a Slinky â but Julie! Housecleaning must keep Julie in great shape, I thought.
Julieâs fashionably untidy hair fell over her forehead, threatening to block her view. I loaned her a hairclip, shaped like a sleeping cat, that Madge had made for me. With smiled thanks, Julie used it to shove her hair back.
Jack grew extra cunning, and slammed my next serve well out of Julieâs reach. When it was my teamâs turn to serve again, I shifted to the front row, ending up beside Julie.
âIs the Raven safe?â I asked her.
Julie laughed and pinched my cheek. Exercise and being outside â and not brooding about her sister, I thought â were good for Julie. Her brown eyes were sparkling; her complexion, rosy.
She replied, âThe mask is locked in a formidable steel safe in my
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